Kate Hayes #66 Egg in a cup has us more excited than Truffs makeup

[Nuttywidow]

Is she Dyslexic?

 

[I'm Sayin Nuttin]

Is she Dyslexic?

I dunno like. My husband is dyslexic and always asking me to spell things. He automatically spells everything as it sounds and flim doesn't sound like bleeping film.

 

[Little Bear]

Why is she obsessed on the idea we're all skint hahahaa !! Hilarious, pot bleeping kettle that one !!

Innit! I had my baby the day before her. Went on mat leave at 38 weeks and been getting paid SMP since. I’m taking the full year off because I’m in no rush to get back to work at all so that means 3 months of no money, but yea I’m the skint one. Id guess my mortgage is at least double hers as I have a ‘normal 2 bed house’ in SE London. Oh I’ve also bought myself a new fridge since being on maternity. The other one wasn’t rusty, just needed a bigger one cause of the bébé.

 

[I'm Sayin Nuttin]

IF INSTAGRAM IS YOUR JOB GET YOUR AUTOCORRECT ON TRUFF

 

[BettySwollox]

Banter, body and face! Pissing

Can’t you see he’s a triple threat you jealous trollz View attachment 529049View attachment 529052View attachment 529053View attachment 529055View attachment 529056View attachment 529057View attachment 529076

Does he have a lisp? He looks like he has a lisp

absolutely dead at @wetlikeatoaster I mean what the actual duck does that name even refer to.. actually, don’t answer that.. I dread to think!!!

 

[Belle Amie]

This is absolutely slanderous and Kate could rinse you dry!

Matt is nothing but a loving partner and dad. Even if I was a bleep who slid into his DM he wouldn't be interested.

You lot are taking out your own issues on a woman that has done nothing wrong. I hope you all save up and get therapy cause you need it ! Matt is a triple threat - banter, body and face and you lot are salty that you can't have him. What a sad life ! !

HAHAHAAHAAHAHA Oh bleeping hell
After the news I’ve had today I needed this

Are we talking to Kate or Jane today?

what banter have you seen from Matt? Reow Reow yer boat or the fact he went out looking like he was late for a race at Aintree?

 

[Rgeb]

This is absolutely slanderous and Kate could rinse you dry!

Matt is nothing but a loving partner and dad. Even if I was a bleep who slid into his DM he wouldn't be interested.

You lot are taking out your own issues on a woman that has done nothing wrong. I hope you all save up and get therapy cause you need it ! Matt is a triple threat - banter, body and face and you lot are salty that you can't have him. What a sad life ! !

you’ve got to be taking the piss

 

[Fizz22]

Can we all agree that from this moment on he will no longer be known as Daddy DIY, he will forever be "Triple Threat"

Hahaha fully agreed.

I dunno like. My husband is dyslexic and always asking me to spell things. He automatically spells everything as it sounds and flim doesn't sound like bleeping film.

Your autocorrect corrected you

HAHAHAAHAAHAHA Oh bleeping hell
After the news I’ve had today I needed this

Are we talking to Kate or Jane today?

what banter have you seen from Matt? Reow Reow yer boat or the fact he went out looking like he was late for a race at Aintree?

Hope you're okay and your news wasn't too awful

 

[Perpetual]

Am so grateful I’m here for this day. Thanks, everyone who made this possible for me

 

[Quarrantinemadness]

Dead
I’d like to see her try to rinse anyone for having an opinion. If it was an offence hun the police would have been involved a long time ago.
5ft triple threat. I would “generally” like to know how they have sex with her on top without him needing a nebuliser afterwards for his collapsed lungs

 

[HelenKnowsTheOwner]

This is 100% Truff with all her different accounts. A different account for every different personality

 

[JoeExotic]

Dead
I’d like to see her try to rinse anyone for having an opinion. If it was an offence hun the police would have been involved a long time ago.
5ft triple threat. I would “generally” like to know how they have sex with her on top without him needing a nebuliser afterwards for his collapsed lungs

5ft triple threat

 

[Beccah26]

This is absolutely slanderous and Kate could rinse you dry!

Matt is nothing but a loving partner and dad. Even if I was a bleep who slid into his DM he wouldn't be interested.

You lot are taking out your own issues on a woman that has done nothing wrong. I hope you all save up and get therapy cause you need it ! Matt is a triple threat - banter, body and face and you lot are salty that you can't have him. What a sad life ! !
off you go

This is absolutely slanderous and Kate could rinse you dry!

Matt is nothing but a loving partner and dad. Even if I was a bleep who slid into his DM he wouldn't be interested.

You lot are taking out your own issues on a woman that has done nothing wrong. I hope you all save up and get therapy cause you need it ! Matt is a triple threat - banter, body and face and you lot are salty that you can't have him. What a sad life ! !

Touched a nerve, off you go

 

[Foodaholic]

The latest stories about going shopping to town. Her nose is jumping all over the place like a jack-in-the-box. Jeeeeez

 

[Lotsta88]

10:00pm tonight

Delo: ‘AY Kate, what’s this purple tent doing in the bedroom’

Kate: ‘it’s me sexy underwear’

 

[Glittercandy12]

Over 70 likes here, she’s clearly not well liked in Liverpool

Love to know who you all are

 

[Howdyhi]

Christ on a bike, howling at this thread from today. Been away for most of the day and come back to BODY BANTER FACE. The government should drop hands, face space and adopt this as their new covid slogan and have a topless delo with his stretched out roid nips out be the FACE and BODY of the campaign.

 

[TaylorMomsen]

Can we all agree that from this moment on he will no longer be known as Daddy DIY, he will forever be "Triple Threat"

My fave burger in Almost Famous is the Triple Threat and I don't think I'm going to be able to order it anymore because of this

 

[Glittercandy12]

He's a 20 second grunter him and Shags at the speed of light. I HAVE NEVER SEEN HIM OR EVEN BEEN IN THE SAME LOCAL. IT'S JUST AN EDUCATED GUESS


I hate fellas that say things like that though ya know. Just because his lil pork sausage didn't feel snug. She was alright for him to shag though honestly I can't bear men shaming women's vaginas. Rant over.

20 second grunter
Probably says “that was amazing wasn’t it babe” at the end

 

[Boabs-Tea]

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