I went on to show my mum after I’d shown her the balloon display this morning!Anyone go on the wiki to just scroll through the random photoshops I am in bleeping bits looking at them all again
Kate Hayes #61 Wash your hair, you dirty mare. You're a fright and your box is..
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Them fukin matching outfits 
She’s 1000% curled that babies hair!! the bleeping melt
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Not to be a sexist prick but there is NO WAY that any straight man would have the awareness or creativity to order a balloon ‘arch’ (looks more like a pile) cakesicles and balloons that spell out ‘mummy’. It’s actually so depressing seeing her parade it all over insta knowing that she chose and paid for it all herself 
Wonder if she used the £8 chopstick curler to do Olive’s hair 
She’s asked the health visitor, the midwife, her weaning coach and BoJo and they’ve all said that curling her baby’s hair with a tong is super allowed. Trolls.
Truff you’ve really out-truffed yourself. Imagine thinking that you have to be this over the top to be celebrated for being a mum. What’s happened to cold toast and milky tea in bed or a handmade card? Why does everything have to be so bespoke and extra for her? She’s a bleeping melt.
This whole Mother’s Day display is just pathetic but we expect nothing less from her. Living life for ‘the gram’ is such a depressing way to live.
I got a lie in and peace to watch TV in bed with a hot coffee along with a handmade card from my son and it was perfect.
I got a lie in and peace to watch TV in bed with a hot coffee along with a handmade card from my son and it was perfect.
I never understand the whole balloon thing?! Why do adults want balloons?? I only ever see them at kids birthday parties and on Instagram!
Imagine crying cause you for some balloons with your gifted tat. It’s my wedding anniversary today and my kids birthday and Mother’s Day, I’ve managed 15 minutes in the bath before 2 toddlers got in, and my hubby is having a nap after eating too much cake. Imagine trying to show how amazing the day has been for the gram
Aren’t those bottles of Whispering Angel the ones out of the hair burst boxes her and Mevs got. Had off with her own mums gifted wine 
Hahahahaha stop itAren’t those bottles of Whispering Angel the ones out of the hair burst boxes her and Mevs got. Had off with her own mums gifted wine
Believe me Chezzas is much more OTT, probs all free too....but I feel she's afraid to post it all and is at least "reading the bleeping room"
It’s a wonder those balloons she definitely bought herself don’t spell ‘MOMMA’ rather than ‘MUMMY’.
Such over the top bragging shite. All for show to strangers on social media. Embarrassing.
Such over the top bragging shite. All for show to strangers on social media. Embarrassing.
I’m 48 and would not be caught dead in that absolute disaster of an outfit!
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Are you a Geordie?I’m canny, miss being on here tho. We’ve had some bloody hilarious times on here and I miss them. I’m aware folk slag tattle off but the lasses on here are bloody amazing and everything said about truffs is bloody true!! Obviously she doesn’t come on here or use photoshop anymore.
Why didn't she make the garage into a dressing room??
As if one of her top three tips for new mums is ‘DON’T BUY TOO MUCH STUFF’!!!!!!!
You bought nothing you beggy mare!!
You bought nothing you beggy mare!!
Oh my god that bleeping blouse/shirt/MONSTROSITY she’s wearing 
she dresses like a middle aged old fart! That outfit looks like she should have these on her feet
she dresses like a middle aged old fart! That outfit looks like she should have these on her feet
The ones that are a tenner in the Betterware catalogue that come with a lifetime guarantee.Oh my god that bleeping blouse/shirt/MONSTROSITY she’s wearing
Truffle hog arse you don’t buy your daughter duck all so don’t feed us that shite 
Her trotters are gona smell like sweaty pasties in themSo she gave up her living room for a bespoke walk-in wardrobe / blogger filming room and yet she now has to drag a mirror in to her borrower-sized garage-lounge to be able to film her fashion “hauls”. Make it make sense.
PS what the duck are theeeeeese!! 90s market stall vibes.
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