Kate Hayes #61 Wash your hair, you dirty mare. You're a fright and your box is..

[EllCeesRabidDog]

HahahahafagsfagsfssdddsggagagahahahagahagagGagahahahahaha

that is all.

 

[reCAPTCHA]

I’m estranged from my Mum so Mother’s Day is always twinged with sadness. My husband gave me a cuddle in bed this morning and told me I am an amazing Mum and that my Mum must be wrong in the head to not be in my life. Then my kids came in with (cold) toast and (too milky ) tea, a lovely card, and a gift.

Do you know though it’s all bleeping perfect and I wouldn’t trade it for all the fancy-arse balloons and staged displays in the world. Cold toast and milky tea are authentically from my kids. All her stuff is purely for the benefit of strangers which is really sad.

 

[chattycatty]

Matt was bleeping snoring a hour ago did he duck set this up I adore my fella more than life but duck me im happy with my flowers from Waitrose that he gets literally the day before but I can’t change that. That’s who he is and that’s why I love him! If he started knocking this tit up I’d wonder if he’s got another woman

 

[MagicCat]

She has set that up herself, the complete sad act.
have a cuppa in bed with a homemade card and be done, like the rest of us.

 

[Foodaholic]

How do you dance and drink Rose with your Mum during lockdown? bleeping stupid selfish cow. Read the room. God she's such a horror.

 

[gossip29]

HOW IS MATT OK WITH THIS?!?! Can imagine their conversations yesterday can’t you. ‘Right matt I’m off to collect all my balloons today that I’m going to pretend are from you. I need a good Mother’s Day post on the gram and I also need to prove to all da trolls how much you love me and how you aren’t shagging girls in rockferry and heswall. Mmmkay?’ Absolute sad sack of shyte. Get a fukin life hun

 

[Abongo]

Why the long arm Kate? She looks like Mr Tickle...

Her nan is looking at that picture wondering who the random girl is with her in the photo.

 

[bellinibobble]

Oh my god who literally called the balloons and bottles of whispering Angel I’m crying. She’s so embarrassing lolololol Kate why you pretending Matt did all this? We’re not dumb.

Also I love the Max/Matt balls Freudian slip toooo funny and it’s not even 10am

 

[Guyyyyyzzzzzz]

Love how she’s shown us all small he is on that photo ahhahha

An nah truff noway did he run round sorting all that shite.

No man I know does anything like that. You absolute beg. more shite for landfill.

Oooo look truffles my absolute fav . I swear truffles will be the death of her they’ll be clogged up in her arteries

 

[Hoppy7412]

bleep - That is all I will say... Door Matt, he looks bleeping riveted for your first Mother’s Day. he looks like he overjoyed when he’s changing Olive’s nappy.

The balloons look bleeping stupid the way they are on the floor, but it will have been a rushed job, but how is she that lucky?

I see she’s seeing Mez now, I take it Covid has disappeared from her thoughts again today as she’s been shamed into thinking of all the other Mummy’s. Why hasn’t she mentioned Doir Matt’s Mum, isn’t she too Oliver’s Nanny? That will pop up at some point today after this.. We can read you like a book Knob Head.

So Kate, enjoy your day, I hope Door Matt walks around like that all day, the gob tripping him after his Weekend come down. I hope he hates every minute except he won’t when he’s eating the free Roast and Alcohol.

Don’t insult anyone by “thinking of other Mummy’s” that’s a bleeping insult and an after thought. You make me want to vomit, I have no idea what Mez thinks when she looks at you, goes to your tit show of a house and the way you behave. Surely she doesn’t think Mum Goals, I raised the most perfect Daughter. But Mez you stole the Nations Heart when you was famous for fifteen minutes, your Daughter is trying to follow in your footsteps, trying to be famous for fifteen minutes but failing spectacularly, the only thing she’s famous for is, being the bleep of Cheshire...

 

[Foodaholic]

Honestly though, who does that?! Obviously he didn't, I'm so embarrassed for her. I've got daffodils, home made cards and breakfast. That's what the true meaning of being a Mum is Kate, not all that showey shite

 

[davidsdead]

Had to hide Matts balls, I am
Howling how she’s mixed Max and Matt up

I’m screaming

 

[BettyBeau]

So predictable and so fake so Door Matt was fast asleep this morning so must of done that whole set up last night yeah cause he did.

Kate why lie so much every one knows you brought and paid for them yourself stop being such a sado.

 

[Guyyyyyzzzzzz]

bleep - That is all I will say... Door Matt, he looks bleeping riveted for your first Mother’s Day. he looks like he overjoyed when he’s changing Olive’s nappy.

The balloons look bleeping stupid the way they are on the floor, but it will have been a rushed job, but how is she that lucky?

I see she’s seeing Mez now, I take it Covid has disappeared from her thoughts again today as she’s been shamed into thinking of all the other Mummy’s. Why hasn’t she mentioned Doir Matt’s Mum, isn’t she too Oliver’s Nanny? That will pop up at some point today after this.. We can read you like a book Knob Head.

So Kate, enjoy your day, I hope Door Matt walks around like that all day, the gob tripping him after his Weekend come down. I hope he hates every minute except he won’t when he’s eating the free Roast and Alcohol.

Don’t insult anyone by “thinking of other Mummy’s” that’s a bleeping insult and an after thought. You make me want to vomit, I have no idea what Mez thinks when she looks at you, goes to your tit show of a house and the way you behave. Surely she doesn’t think Mum Goals, I raised the most perfect Daughter. But Mez you stole the Nations Heart when you was famous for fifteen minutes, your Daughter is trying to follow in your footsteps, trying to be famous for fifteen minutes but failing spectacularly, the only thing she’s famous for is, being the bleep of Cheshire...

Take that back Cheshire don’t want her she’s a bleeping wool.

No offence to anyone else from the Wirral but she really is a wool also a tool

 

[Noseybonk]

Just had a thought. Aren’t they the same Olive balloons she arranged for her baby shower (that 3445 people attended in her tit infested garden)...

 

[Lollypopdolly]

The morning build up is hilarious she can't help herself to post all that before the big revel.

The outfits revel is pending... Tutu heaven

 

[Southern.fairy91]

Ohhh you got a nice load of balloons and a couple of £18 magnums of M&S CDP. Imagine how nice your presents would be if ya fella didnt spend all his money on Lemo and Escorts.

 

[Sour Pickle]

I don’t understand this obsession with balloons for every event- isn’t it just toddlers who love balloons?

I would not want all those balloons in my house, taking up space and gathering dust - and I have a full size living room, unlike Kate where space is at a premium.

 

[davidsdead]

She’ll go quiet this afternoon because she’ll have her mum and brother over, probably her ‘like a sister’ cousin too.

 

[alex650]

Does anyone else think whenever she talks about Olive she sounds like a single mum? Olive is the reason for her smile, the reason she gets up in the morning etc etc poor Daddy DIY doesn’t get a look in