If you’ve just come out of a long marriage perhaps work on yourself a bit.
If you have teenagers spend time with them before they become too busy with their own lives.
If you have to travel to him and he never comes to you- he’s not that into you.
If you invite yourself to a lads weekend away to Berlin- you’ll look like a bit desperate.
If you wear plastic boots and no socks and end up with a blister than warrants an A&E visit he’ll probably get the ick.
If you come across as an over thin, a bit manic and permanently slightly pissed most decent men will avoid you.
That just about covers it