In one post I show compassion then the next day Katie knob jockey
![Horse racing :horse_racing: 🏇](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f3c7.png)
Joem pops up in my feed and I can’t help myself..
it’s not 1970? Pyramid scheme is an awful term? And you wouldn’t still be doing it 11 years later..
Let me work this out..
![Star :star: ⭐](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/2b50.png)
You’re homeless
![Star :star: ⭐](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/2b50.png)
You can’t get a mortgage
![Star :star: ⭐](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/2b50.png)
You’ve got 3 failed marriages and not yet 40?!
![Star :star: ⭐](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/2b50.png)
You use your child on social media to promote a supplement
![Star :star: ⭐](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/2b50.png)
You haven’t accomplished anything.. not a degree, a talent, a skill or Everest for example (
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
dig!)
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Your still meeting in tiny rooms in bury pushing juice plus.. not talking/preaching in stadiums
![Stadium :stadium: 🏟](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f3df.png)
like Billy Graham to your juice hun worshippers
![Star :star: ⭐](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/2b50.png)
You haven’t got a small group of friends which at your age should be the norm.
![Star :star: ⭐](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/2b50.png)
You steal friend’s husbands
![Star :star: ⭐](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/2b50.png)
There’s rumours you have a smelly Fanny (came out around the Majorca convention)
![Star :star: ⭐](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/2b50.png)
Despite claims you revolutionised social media MLM… you suck at lip synching on your reels!
So what I’m saying here Katie.. I’m really struggling to see how you could be full of positivity for the next 12 months