John Stones #9 JS5 is living the dream, he's got a self-entertaining harem
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just want my nugs
Iāve gotten interested in Bayern recently because of my boy Benjamin Pavard. They seem like a classy club and the players get on well. I watched a few YT videos of the team building exercises (āwellie throwingāI have such a soft spot for the Bayern team, especially since Thomas MĆ¼ller has been my spirit animal since 2006... it's the German in me
I haven't had tea/dinner yet, either. Not sure my fridge has anything substantial inside of it, anyway. So much for being a responsible adult.
) and theyāre pretty funny.My afternoon snack is dead boring today: almonds and fruit. But, I will have ice cream for dinner because I have the palate of a seven year old.
Having a Gin and those salt and black pepper mixed shaped snacks from markies.I havenāt had tea yet
watching Noel at glasto with a glass of Proseccoā¦ bae would be proud
Watching Noel too it looks amazing there would love to go one day!
Getting in the mood as going to see his little brother and Kasabian tomorrow night
He doesn't, he has been referred to as Parade John, but that's a bit dull. What would you like to christen him?
@Violetroselily is she allowing you to dip your nugs on the way home? Hope so.
To add and sorry if this is youā¦ I was Googling him (as you do) I couldnāt see a middle name? And I donāt trust people with just two names? It feels so foreign to me š«£
Rocky?
Cliff?
Brick?
Thats Cliff we donāt know himā¦
Youād have to play in the Stones thingā¦
Rocky?
Cliff?
Brick?
Thats Cliff we donāt know himā¦
We need to christen him with his official drunk name! Any ideas?
Drunk Bae and Abe will never stop being funny. Gormless twats.
Bernardo looks like heās waiting for his mother to collect him from school.
Parade John works
This is me. I donāt have a middle name. My mum has a horrible weird one so didnāt give us middle names. Nobody believes you. When you give your name they always go noooo whatās you full name? They donāt trust you
HAHAHA I know a Cliff. I used to call him Big Red Dog and he HATED it.
Let's go with Cliff, you can imagine a Cliff as being someone who gets themselves in such a state that they need rescued. Rocky and Brick would probably be able to handle themselves.
I also don't like when people don't have middle names, I think it shows a lack of imagination. My RLF doesn't have one either.
@wonderstruck25 coming through with the nicknames again, I see!
Same. I have two middle names, which is excessive, can't trust people with none
They have quite a few fun traditions, including going to the Oktoberfest, which usually ends up being some of the funniest social media content of September.Iāve gotten interested in Bayern recently because of my boy Benjamin Pavard. They seem like a classy club and the players get on well. I watched a few YT videos of the team building exercises (āwellie throwingā
They're good eggs - and your boy Pavard is amazing!
I have two as well!
But one is actually my gran's maiden name, that isn't a name, it's a bit of a rare surname. So once again, people are always like 'what!?'
I have a double first name, does that count? 
Do you like having a double first name?I have a double first name, does that count?
Or do you go by the first one mainly? Does it annoy you when you meet new people and they just refer to you as the first one without double checking how you'd prefer to be addressed?
I canāt imagine what itās like to have no middle name or two of them. Do you have problems when you book airline tickets?
Omg! I forgot about Clifford!!
Cliff is at it againā¦ it sounds right
Sorry if I offended with the middle name thing but JohnBae has to live with the same burden so there is thatThis is me. I donāt have a middle name. My mum has a horrible weird one so didnāt give us middle names. Nobody believes you. When you give your name they always go noooo whatās you full name? They donāt trust you
For some reason my second middle name isn't on my passport. I'm guessing I maybe left it off the application and when I sent my birth certificate off with it they were happy enough with just the one!
Is it hyphenated?I have a double first name, does that count?
No they believe you as itās on your passport. The doubters are usually banks and insurance companies they always question you. I have been tempted to just make one up on more than one occasion
This knowledge makes the burden that bit lighterOmg! I forgot about Clifford!!
Cliff is at it againā¦ it sounds right
Sorry if I offended with the middle name thing but JohnBae has to live with the same burden so there is that
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