John Stones #9 JS5 is living the dream, he's got a self-entertaining harem

[Violetroselily]

I have finally logged off for the last time

Feels a bit bittersweet, I've been here for 5 years and it has been transformational for me careerwise, and I have made some amazing friends. But definitely doing the right thing by leaving. Now I just need to worry about the new job

I have a Chinese on the way, and am going to plan how to spend my time off

I should also point out I have left 5000 unread emails....

 

[Violetroselily]

I’ve investigated further… found this one and it looks like it is cut
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This is from the same game - looks worse here

And this was him pre injury at the CP game 🥲 possibly the most beautiful he has ever looked

 

[Just Drive]

You know what?! He is such a sweetheart.

Because if someone touched my hair like that I'd be walking off in a strop not getting down to it with them.

Just love him

SUCH a John reaction. Umm errr ummm noooo right and now we dance.

 

[cobette]

It was a difficult time for bae

The post match breaks my heart every time, because I thought Pep was just passionately delivering instructions in the bench video and he wasn't actually in trouble

@wonderstruck25 don't watch this one if you like being happy




Our absolute hero coming our other side of this.

 

[2busyshopping34]

hello

 

[LurkingAnnie]

My parting gift for the evening… love how fuming he looks that he’s modelling

 

[sarah2017]

Don't come at me But I hate Chinese takeaway Love an Indian tho Chicken madras, mushroom rice,and all the sides

On a shit note, we have decided to part ways fully now, more messages came out and some from last year around the time our girl was conceived, some flirty messages, wasn't expecting it at all tbh

 

[maccamacc]

Hot. Good night.

 

[LurkingAnnie]

Is it wrong that he suits a black eye

 

[sarah2017]

So sorry. What a shit. Onwards and upwards for you and your little lad. You can get through this, you've done it before. We're always here to provide some light relief x

I'll be absolutely fine! Much rather walk away with my self respect than be a doormat x

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

To add some balance to Pep's management of John...

 

[cobette]

He came from home work looking very fit, like this in a black t-shirt, and told me all about his day whilst he ate leftover duck spring rolls. He was all smiley and super excited because the next day he was going to meet Prince Charles and Prince William because they were in a parade ( ) and he was going to be working on it .

Took my nephew to watch the parade the next day and bae was working on the road blocks. He was being all captainy, and didn't exactly seem to be in uniform as had a white shirt on, with sleeves rolled up and most of the buttons undone. SO FIT! He wouldn't let me through the road blocks though, even though we were clearly shagging, so I'm a bit mad about that, because I had to go the long way around.

Unfortunately, I did not touch his helmet He was far too busy and important for such shenigans.

Fit fuck, can't wait til he gets home tonight

 

[LurkingAnnie]

Hi all.

Thanks for the love. I’m proper emosh. Over the pics and the day in general.

Just grabbed our tea from marksies and a coffee and then we’re back in the car for about an hour to get home

hope you’re all ok

p.s. @Violetroselily are you a secret influencer?? I’ve already spotted two on my way to M&S, is there an influencer event here this weekend

 

[cobette]

Am currently in a strop as have been showing off bae's holiday snaps and have been told 'the face does not match the body'.

This employee has been forcibly removed from the building.

 

[Violetroselily]

Megan is all of us

 

[cobette]

Have you ever been to a Harvester?

The contrast between the two threads is gold.

What lolly do you want in your vag!?

vs.

Have you ever been to Harvester?!

Talk about a safe place.

 

[Violetroselily]

The full time whistle vs Atletico

do you think if John wasn’t at the wedding, it’s because he’s embarrassed to be with ON around the other footballers & wags because of everything. i wouldn’t be surprised tbh. and they are a weird couple anyway…..

I mean if it were me, I wouldn't be going to someone's wedding if I didn't think they would accept my partner as my partner

 

[livvys]

No like I knew he cheated on the girl he has a kid with but the fact he did it and she stayed and then he did it again is obviously icky…

What’s really giving me the ick is the tell all, the girl posing in her scarf, the little details… kiss and tells are so grim 🫣

Edit: Also the pencil savage thing Although savage would be a sick last name

yeah I feel like if I ever did a tell all I would not stand and pose for pictures at all, such an awkward pose she did as well

When you wake up from a nap and this makes you cry because you're hormonal af

A very good egg with a cheesy grin

 

[cobette]

You guys honestly make me want to cry.

I want to tell everyone I know that I wrote some silly nonsense, and that there's people who actually like it, and they even like it better than something that is SO good. Means so much to me, thank you x 1 million, I love you all so much.

I've always loved writing and it's been so long since I shared anything with anyone, and our little book club is so fun.

Apologies for the simping.

 

[cobette]

Am truly being tortured as cannot watch any of these.