She’s not real. I’ve decided
John Stones #9 JS5 is living the dream, he's got a self-entertaining harem
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What would happen if he was like kidnapped by aliens or something the next day.She’s not real. I’ve decided
You'd spend your entire life regretting you didn't do it.
Talk about living life on the edge.
Yes! My day is winding down now, thankfully.Ooooh bloody love a Nando’s! We’re sitting watching Glasto with all the doors open, and it’s pelting down with rain - it’s like we’re actually there
Ahh man, poor you! Hope you can relax now!
Yeah, we all love @cobette
Yes, it’s rather rude frankly. It’s too bad about the time difference too. But Tattler is still the highlight of my day.
She deserves to be kidnapped by aliens for not jumping right on
Dinner update - I've had a Kitkat Chunky.
Am reading NASA from ENT series
From around the time that fic was posted.
Lots of arm here hair, is fit, as is the rogue curl.
Why you two so cute!?
Happy, happy baby, miss him
Am reading NASA from ENT series
Currently want to cuddle this idiot, despite fact if someone I knew IRL was being such a plank I'd have zero tolerance for their self-pitying nonsense.
From around the time that fic was posted.
Lots of arm here hair, is fit, as is the rogue curl.
Why you two so cute!?
Happy, happy baby, miss him
I prefer him with the arm hair.Dinner update - I've had a Kitkat Chunky.
Am reading NASA from ENT series
Currently want to cuddle this idiot, despite fact if someone I knew IRL was being such a plank I'd have zero tolerance for their self-pitying nonsense.
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From around the time that fic was posted.
Lots of arm here hair, is fit, as is the rogue curl.
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Why you two so cute!?
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Happy, happy baby, miss him
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That’s why I love this one:
I had never noticed the arm hair in that one before! Or had just taken it for granted.
Right, now I'm feral over the hair and want it back.
He is so freaking high maintenance, I haven't shaved my legs in over a week.
Has Bae's arm hair taken the same holiday as Abe's snail trail?
I think the snail trail's break will be shorter!
I'm howling that @wonderstruck25 has made Abe a thing. I still haven't a clue which version of Jack is Abe, but here, he can be Abe from here on in.
I'm not quite sure either, but I'm rolling with it for now, because it makes the distinction a little easier. Less confusing than Bae and Bae, or Bae 1 and Bae 2, which sounds like Thing 1 and Thing 2 from Dr Seuss.
Longer than a week for me which is getting problematic because it’s hot here and it’s pool weather. How does he have the patience to shave or wax so much?? Bae, you’re on holiday! Let it grow!We have so many questions for him.
It's just as well he has enough money we'd never have to share a bathroom.
Bae will take your questions now.
He has a LOT to answer for. Starting with, why no nudes?
No, the first one is about the cats!
I’m so happy Abe has stuck because everytime it makes me giggle
He couldn’t be further from an Abe but at the same time it suits him so well
I think @Violetroselily said it best that this is Abe
I can't wait until Abe makes it into a thread title!I’m so happy Abe has stuck because everytime it makes me giggle
He coudont be further from an Abe but at the same time it suits him so well
I think @Violetroselily said it best that this is Abe
Me and Abe don't have very much in common at all. I don't think he has much tolerance for me waxing lyric about John's waxing.
No!! I think Abe would encourage you… he’s a sensitive soul that would let you unravel and express your love.
I think Abe is one of the gals
Good luck today @LurkingAnnie
This smiley boy encourages you to get through your scan by thinking of...
His hair
His eyes
His lips
His smile
His tongue
His stubble
His arms
His fingers
His bod
His back
His bulge
His bum
His thighs
His calves
If you do that they'll prob want to check your heart too
Bae will be mentally holding your hand all the way through because you know he lives for the drama
This smiley boy encourages you to get through your scan by thinking of...
His hair
His eyes
His lips
His smile
His tongue
His stubble
His arms
His fingers
His bod
His back
His bulge
His bum
His thighs
His calves
If you do that they'll prob want to check your heart too
Bae will be mentally holding your hand all the way through because you know he lives for the drama
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