John Stones #28 sticking things in his mouth…we wish he’d stick his thing in our mouths

[LurkingAnnie]

I’m home.

i need to read through everything, but hope everyone’s ok

 

[cobette]

Are they going to still be sleeping when you go? think I am equally as distraught as they will be

I meant the toys not the babies

The babies will be up wanting to see what all the excitement is but you'll get top quality updates from their auntie.

LOVE THIS SOOOO MUCH!!! So whats the tally now on being caught with danger wanks?

Feels like every single time!

 

[cobette]

He'll get no sympathy in these parts, but I hope he manages to sneak on


Why is he always in the middle? Do you think he needs both hands held?
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Because he's so sexy, everyone wants to sit next to him.

I had not thought about how difficult it would be to Tattle with RLF looking over my shoulder.

 

[cobette]

Sorry


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I don't know where my hormones are at because my period has still not started and I just want to cry about how much I miss him.

 

[Violetroselily]

Soz, can't make the bed

 

[lou_claire91]

Also, I’m just going to keep commenting on this because I’m very distracted but I can’t tell you now, I’ll tell you once I’m home.

but he was a good shag… bigger Willy than RLF

I definitely need details of it later!!!

LOVE THAT

& Nothing is wrong with you, it’s good taste .. he’s yummy and would definitely be good in bed (which you obvs now know!!)

I have watched both of those haha. Excellent fluff watching. Have you watched sex/life? Same guy is in that too.

FAVOURITE NETFLIX SERIES

He is the hottest (and they are now dating in real life) - on the side of the pool scene … ah I could quote So much of it!!

Also … hopefully we will get to see him

(Pep is one of us, he thinks he’s fit and good, but good at what?! )

 

[Algeronwashere]

I’ve just ate a whole bag of haribo and think I’ve ruined my tea!

 

[cobette]

I feel like he would be intimidated by them!!

WOW! okay thats a long time to wait haha! Are you too excited to sleep or too busy thinking about things? because you need to get some sleep!!!

Don't spoil my fantasies! Baby bae would have been but I like to think current bae would be more like in the threesome fic. Curious.

I'm wide awake, had too busy a day. I'm also reading over Never Really Over. Am at chapter 18.

 

[cobette]

Right, I'm just going to catch up on everyone's fic updates then I'm going to go to bed.

I've got a bit of the Sunday night fear tbh. First day back at work tomorrow after 2 weeks off. Worried I've forgotten what to do, or there was something wrong with the work I did before I was off, or I'm going to get plunged into something new and complicated I won't understand.

Whoever's got bae, when you're done with him please send him my way so he can soothe me.

You've had a lovely break, you'll log on tomorrow feeling refreshed and ready for whatever the day throws at you. You've got this!

Hope you sleep well xxx

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

Why would she accept the face time and why would you watch and then have a wank. Fiucks sake man this woman is absolutely mental

 

[Just Drive]

Right, I'm just going to catch up on everyone's fic updates then I'm going to go to bed.

I've got a bit of the Sunday night fear tbh. First day back at work tomorrow after 2 weeks off. Worried I've forgotten what to do, or there was something wrong with the work I did before I was off, or I'm going to get plunged into something new and complicated I won't understand.

Whoever's got bae, when you're done with him please send him my way so he can soothe me.

Sending good thoughts your way for a smooth Monday. Returning to work after a holiday is the worst!

 

[cobette]

It’s raining and expected to be busy. I just hope it’s bearable and doesn’t rain all day. I’m off til Thursday after today!! Roll on 3 pm. How’s ur day been honey

Hope work goes quickly for you!

I hate Mondays too.
Just wanna be a WAG FFS

Same!

I usually hate Mondays too but worked all weekend so am off today and tomorrow. Hope everyone has a good day

Anything nice planned?

I’m dead.
I missed the gym because I was reading your update!!!!

Is it not just!? They hadn't even kissed before I was totally destroyed. Outstanding.

Also @lou_claire91 just WOW

Morning darlings.

5 hours sleep for me, with my standard 2-hour awake period in the middle because I am bloody useless.

Please send positivity to get me through the day.

Or this one. Look at his face
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Good luck today sweets! We shall soldier through together.

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Wondering if this guy is going to be at the school gates today ( first day of pre-school!)

This is a huge day! Good luck to you and Mini Me

@Violetroselily how you feeling?

@Just Drive how has your weekend been?

New old reaction photo (not new, just new to me)

His face when Kyle tells him this thread title. Don't worry, secretly he loves it.

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Could he be more gorgeous!?

 

[Starttheline]

@mimimithis I'm livid on your behalf! Hope it's easily fixed.

How is everyone this evening?

I'm OK, work wasn't was bad as I feared but I still have a bit of anxiety that worse is coming. I'm on something this week that means I need to be in the office every day, which means rushing off and cutting it fine to get home in time for therapy tomorrow, which isn't ideal.

Spoiler: Also

Spoiler: Embarassing

I think I'm developing a mild but terribly ill-advised crush on someone I work with.

Desperately need him to do something icky.

It has just hit me that I have huge crushes on JG and JS because I work from home and have no way to develop an office crush..

Tell us more!

 

[Violetroselily]

I found sex life on Netflix. Going to start it now. I’ve got period pains how much ice cream is acceptable to eat


This is something I would do.

There is an absolutely massive willy shot in sex life

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

Exactly!

It's fine, baby won't shag any of them when he finds out they've been there. Their vags' will never be same again.

Hahahahahah that is so true

my eyes can’t take it.,

 

[Just Drive]

Right, the crush. You get the cons first so you don't get your hopes up.

Spoiler: Cons

We work together closely enough that it'd probably be a problem.
He's not my boss but he is a level above me in the hierarchy so potentially mild power dynamics ickiness.
He's a real outdoorsy active type which obviously I'm not.
Extroverted and sociable and has a million friends, which, if we're being truly honest, simply wouldn't work with my whole weirdo loner vibes. Realistically, would be exhausting.
Taller than me but only just. I'm not convinced VAR would notice the difference. Inevitably I would feel like a big clomping monster.
I belong alone and am OK with that.

And then the pros, so you get where I'm coming from.

Spoiler: Pros

Fit. Not like bae-gorgeous (who is?) but fit in a grinning puppy-dog kind of way.
An actual adult man who mows the lawn and puts up shelves and doesn't need looking after. Emotionally stable in a way men I'm attracted to generally tend not to be.
Properly warm and friendly. Remembers little comments about your life or family and asks engaging follow-up questions next time he sees you. Loves a "what's for tea?" chat.
Really clever and knowledgeable but wears it lightly, helps me if I ask him to but never assumes I won't understand something. No ego - asks me for help when he thinks I know better.
Hilarious in just the way I like. Thinks of a pun and has to let me know about it, then waits eagerly to find out if I can do a better one.

I am so invested in this!

Spoiler

Right, so the biggest con for me is how close you work with him. Let’s say you do go out with him. If it goes badly, who knows how he’ll react to you at work and if he - or others who find out - makes it difficult for you. This is just me projecting my own overly-sensitive and political workplace onto you, sorry. I’d just want to ensure your job and reputation stay solid. The other big con is his huge social circle. I’m 100% with you on that one. It sounds a bit much and let’s hope he’s not co-dependent on them. All the pros sound really nice, though I must say. /SPOILER]

 

[lou_claire91]

Seriously though, where is @Violetroselily

will these entice her out??

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(And for me)

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Photos of Chilly bought her out yesterday....

 

[cobette]

Stop

We will probably still be here when you get back. And it's @Just Drive and @WylieWyles turn to have you for a wylie while

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The real reason I'm nearly crying is probably because my period is finally going to come tomorrow when I'm mid-way across the Atlantic.

There is an absolutely massive willy shot in sex life

Is it @LurkingAnnie 's RLF?!

 

[Algeronwashere]

I hate Mondays too.
Just wanna be a WAG FFS

 

[LurkingAnnie]

Spoiler: Confessions

Me and RLF had a little break when I decided if he wasn’t going to marry me then I didn’t see the point in being together (I was young and dramatic) and I had a colleagues shoulder to cry on… we hooked up a few times and that was that. Even now i work with him a few times a month and he’s still the nicest person. I even went to his wedding earlier in the year