Too long for a thread title but you’ve inspired me to write an ode to Joe Dicks:Exactly. You take her home.
joe wicks= dick
Rosie’s bra’s on the floor
What a tit tip of a room
Indie’s begging for more
But Joe’s such a bore
No carbs for the kids
Only for Joe, ‘King of the gram’
What you see on his grids
Is a big fat lie; conning the plebs is his jam
Dad influencer, I think not
Marley’s ignored all day
Poor Indie left with a wet bot (
![Slightly frowning face :slight_frown: 🙁](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f641.png)
Because he left the house without her pot
Come on Joe, your time is up
Kale is so yesterday
We’re sick of your constant crap
Be on your way!
He’s pissed me off big time these last few days
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