Joe Wicks #5 breastfeeding police make mums feel tommy tit, no tits no opinion, stick to HIIT

[Brummiebird]

Looks like Joes mum wants some redemption for all those awful chicken dippers she fed the poor lad growing up! Must of paid for that massive platter with the payout from Joes apology money!

Yesterday’s conversation in the Wick’s household;

“Right, Rosie, I’ve tidied the house because they said it was a dump and I’ve posted some footage of me giving Marley attention but what do I do about the Mum thing?”
“Buy yourself something and say it’s from her?”
“Awww Rosie, that’s a boss idea. What should I get?”
“I don’t know but make it food related so I haven’t got to eat that Gousto shit again?”
“Ok Rosie, you’re body is fire”

“Rosie, what do classy people eat?”
“How do I know Joe, I used to get my tits out in The Sun newspaper”
“They know Rosie, that’s why we have to look classy now in’it”
“Ok, well get on of those platter thingies, all the Instagram people have them. Try a local company as they might gift you one and if you say it’s a present from your Mum you won’t have to declare it as an Ad either. I know how difficult you find that to do”.
“Babe, you’re body is on fire with all these ideas. One platter it is”
“Get some Brie on there babe. That’s like posh cheese in’it?”
“Brie? That smells a bit, is it not scheduled reconnecting night then?”

 

[RosieC18]

I’ve never commented on here before but the quote in that article has just tipped me over the edge! “The first thing I want to do is give my kids to my Mum and have two nights in Soho Farmhouse, just to get away from the kids and have some peace and quiet” Dad of the year ladies and gentlemen! Here’s hoping she doesn’t fuck them up by giving them fish fingers or baked beans!
He wants three more kids but needs a break from the two he has despite not having to juggle them with the pressures a full time job/financial stresses/a tiny home with no garden/homeschooling. His baby isn’t even 6 months old and he couldn’t wait to get rid of him to another floor of the house for some uninterrupted scheduled sex with his downtrodden wife. What a complete arsehole of a man.

 

[mrtumble]

'There's always time' - so we are doing boxing at 22:47

I haven't even considered potty training my toddler. Everyone says it's easier if you wait longer to start. Why are people competitive about potty training? It's so fucking weird. Again, it doesn't go on your cv!

'I am proficient in both bladder and bowel control and have consistently proven my ability to not shit myself from the age of 22 months.'

 

[Asparagus123]

Joe Wicks #6 My mum was a fail She didn’t feed me kale

 

[InstaFamous]

Do you reckon he screams his own name during sex?

 

[Asparagus123]

He’s in the Mail on Sunday today detailing the fact his dad was a cocaine addict and yet he criticises his mum for feeding him chips and not giving him the boob

 

[Lynx]

Thread suggestion:
#6 Joe Wicks: Indie's given her P45, as Marley takes the stage for his lentils and chives.

 

[choccydigestive]

Thread suggestion: Cor, bit rich... I prefer Mr Motivator

 

[Heyguysswipeup]

Thread suggestion: Marleys starting weaning, Indies lunches are dire, but they’re twice the size of rosies, that’s why her body is fire

 

[Borntorun]

I’ve been working 50 hour weeks for the nhs at the moment. So no, in the grand scheme of covid, I don’t think working for half an hour each morning can be counted as working hard at all.

 

[Bubblemamaa22]

'Squeezing in a workout together' is only 'possible' if you have a ridiculously well behaved toddler and nothing much else to do. If you both have full time jobs, plus you have a toddler who would have tried to run away five times, climbed the treadmill and tried to grab every single one of the weights within the first five minutes, it's probably not 'possible'.

AND A FULLY EQUIPPED HOME GYM.

 

[Lynx]

Thread suggestion.
#6 Joe Wicks Exploiting his kids on the Gram, whilst failing miserably to stick to his plan.

 

[Brummiebird]

“Scheduling Sex” WTAF! How does that work then? Do they sit there browsing the week’s tv schedule going “bit crap on Thursday. how are you fixed then? We’ll be done in time for Celebrity Juice “.

Can not think of anything less likely to get me going, other than my bloke referring to it as “reconnecting”, that knowing I had a shag booked in for that day

Wonder if it’s in a prenup? Rosie must reconnect with Joe on a day of his choice once a week

Remember that time when she went out for brunch and it turned in to an all day bender, wonder if that’s why he was so passive aggressive on his stories - it was reconnecting day and she’d swerved it

 

[Blahblahahaaa77]

I really feel for his exgf, imagine being with someone for 10years.. they make several comments in the press saying that they’re going to marry you but never actually ask then cheat on you with a soft porn star, leave you then make comments in the press that they knew they were going to marry said other person from the moment they met them then they have a child pretty soon after!

That must have really hurt ... but I guess she’s had a lucky escape from Captain Knobhead in the long run!

 

[Asparagus123]

Totally agree about the selfishness of dads “needing” to feed the baby to bond with it. He says in his book too how “important” it was to him to feed Indie.

If breastfeeding it’s so much more faff to pump to allow dad to give a bottle. Much easier just to put baby on boob and be done with it.

Like the thread title NO TIT NO OPINION.

Yes this is really annoying ! My in-laws went on and on saying they wanted to feed the baby when I was breastfeeding Interesting fact that during lockdown breastfed babies put their weight back on much more than when a poor mum has tons of visitors !! Just leave mums to it !!

 

[Dina2Dina]

Oh Joe. No. Please stop. Keep your children off IG. Take your child home. Put some clothes on her. Stop embarrassing her. Potty train her later on. She isn't ready. There is no competition. You have beautiful children who will do everything eventually. You moaned your own mother didnt nourish you but what you're doing here is so much worse. You absolute hypocrite.

 

[Blahblahahaaa77]

He’s very quiet ... I was expecting to see Marley up at 7am using chopsticks to eat a 5 course tasting menu

 

[mumfrombpool]

Woo first post on here.

but yeah I just agree with this one:
1) favourite child syndrome definitely favours India
2) annoyed the crap out of me when Marley was first born; complaining of feeding issues but interfering with “adding bottle feeding breast milk so he could feed and bond with him” yet the child was barely a couple of weeks old.
— I’m sorry but I’m currently nursing my fifth and my partner can happily bond with his daughter without the need of having to feed her a bottle. If the feeding issues were to do with breastfeeding they say so, if you don’t want to breastfeed then don’t do so; no ones forcing you. Your supply needs to fully establish and have your baby feeding on demand to help this before adding in pumping unless medically necessary.
3) getting India to eat everything is not a healthy thing- eat till your full not till your plate is empty
4) I feel as if he has no respect for Rosie in their parenting and he overrules everything the children do or allowed to do
5) poor little Marley gets stuck in his bouncer & forgotten about

oh my list can go on with this guy!

 

[mrtumble]

Joe Wicks #6: He's starving his kids, doesn't care about SIDS and he slags off his mum just to make a few quid.

 

[Macmama]

Woo first post on here.

but yeah I just agree with this one:
1) favourite child syndrome definitely favours India
2) annoyed the crap out of me when Marley was first born; complaining of feeding issues but interfering with “adding bottle feeding breast milk so he could feed and bond with him” yet the child was barely a couple of weeks old.
— I’m sorry but I’m currently nursing my fifth and my partner can happily bond with his daughter without the need of having to feed her a bottle. If the feeding issues were to do with breastfeeding they say so, if you don’t want to breastfeed then don’t do so; no ones forcing you. Your supply needs to fully establish and have your baby feeding on demand to help this before adding in pumping unless medically necessary.
3) getting India to eat everything is not a healthy thing- eat till your full not till your plate is empty
4) I feel as if he has no respect for Rosie in their parenting and he overrules everything the children do or allowed to do
5) poor little Marley gets stuck in his bouncer & forgotten about

oh my list can go on with this guy!

Yes yes yes! All of this. The utter twaddle that you need to breastfeed a baby to bond properly or a Dad needs to feed baby or they won’t bond. That’s not how bonding works.

The eldest of our four is my husband’s from his first marriage. His mam died when he was 3 months old. We’ve been together since he was almost 3, he’s nearly 9 now.

I was lucky enough that all 3 that followed him breastfed well until they were 2-ish (still trying to pry the toddler off me forever and get into a bra that doesn’t look like something Kim Woodburn wears). I love all our feral offspring dearly but I would still say my strongest bond is with our eldest. Maybe it’s because he speaks in full sentences and does the dishes but I love the bones of that wee lad.

And if curly haired useless nips Wicks wants to start preaching about bonding and dishing out the parenting guilt, he better get some better credentials.