Joe Wicks #19 Dozie not allowed to ever get fat as long as she's married to the Coachella twat

[nefariousnellie]

Gets asked every year (for Strictly icymi)

Omg he'd be unbearable there's no way he could hack any criticism either. One bad comment from Craig and he'd be face down in a pile of crumpets and drowning in gintons

 

[AaronPurrSir]

I bet he’s constantly pawing at her and groping her, and she can’t even get changed into pjs without him leering at her like a pervy old bloke

 

[Brummiebird]

Next thread suggestion :-

Joe Wicks - “Teachers are great, trial my app for free - but fuck off you’re not good enough for my Indie”

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

Marley at nursery? I thought they were home schooling so they could spend more time together?

Wait a minute, you’re telling me it’s because he wants to take Indie on holiday whenever he likes without reviewing the wrath of the local authority? I am shooketh!

 

[fiat500gurl]

Haven’t been on this thread in a while. Is Joe still a knob?
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Maybe he could f*ck off in 15. I’m sure that would be a hit

 

[JayRad]

I sincerely hope some of his neighbours follow him on Instagram and from now on they’ll keep an eye out for when he’s filming a workout and crank their garden appliances up to the loudest settings

 

[WeHadFunRight]

He really doesn’t respect what teachers do does he? Educating children is more than drawing rainbows and handwriting practice

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<groan> this isn’t the Hokey Cokey, send your child to school or home school her. Don’t make the idea one year in one year out, how shit would that be for her.

see he’s come clean about them wanting to travel more. The thing is, it’s not really like they go to especially interesting places, or as Though private schools don’t have ample holidays when Joe and family could travel then. They are just being selfish pricks.

“We just love each other so much” fuck off

education Is more than writing and counting.

 

[louderforthecheapseats]

Those two idiots schooling 3 kids?! Wonder if what he means is he’ll be paying a teacher for them? But they’ll miss out on so much more than just maths and English. But I do think it’s because he’s realised educating their children will upset their travel plans.
Also he’s banging on about making love to Rosie again

 

[rohaz]

Judging by that photo they can’t even be arsed to brush Indies hair so not holding out hope for them educating them properly 🫣

 

[Multi-21]

Not a big drinker- he is always on the gin tons!
Also for all his telling everyone his kids eat so well as they just eat the same as him and Rosie from the start of weaning that looked like a fruity pouch on the table for Leni. Obviously fine but doesn’t fit into his usual reasoning for how to wean your baby

 

[Potatopatato]

Joe, if you do read here, next time you go to santa monica will you fix that fucking curtain pole you tramp

 

[AaronPurrSir]

Going back to the Home schooling...I Home educate mine and can promise they get a lot of socialisation, to the point we have to cut back sometimes to get any formal learning done. We have sports days, we have end of year shows, we have proms and Home ed dances and parties. We go on home ed holidays, forest schools, workshops, there are even home ed residentials. We have the majority of things people say our kids might 'miss out on'.

I very much doubt he is going to have the time and commitment needed to become part of the Home ed community though! My days are spent going from one thing to another, making sure groups are running, paying for groups, researching other things they can do, field trips, lesson plans. I don't see how he's going to have the time for that, for making sure she can forge friendships with other children, if he's also going to be going from one place to another as much as he does .

Home ed does have its place, and I seriously eye roll every time I hear 'but what about socialisation?' yet I can't see how this will work. If you are going to do Home ed, you have to accept it is going to be a full time job, and for a lot of people, on top of a paid one.

Ps I only joined tattle recently while reading the bbc presenter thread but then came across this. I'm finding it very hard to put my phone down!

You sound like you are doing home ed exactly right. This is how it should be - a clear structure, socialisation and a strong network of other home educators. I think you are amazing, I absolutely could not do what you do!

Joe just wants to go on holidays whenever he wants and have his feral kids roaming around the streets like Dickensian urchins with matted hair and no shoes. He’ll occasionally chuck a workbook at Indie and pat himself on the back for doing a great job at educating. There will be no socialisation with other children outside of their family.

 

[Potatopatato]

What an utter dick! Also, what was the mention of getting back from nursery? I thought he wanted more time as a family?

Marley can still go to nursery as he's allowed to be taken out for holidays without consequences.. He is full of shit.

 

[SnarkShark82]

New thread title suggestion:
Joe Wicks #20. Burpee Messiah’s homeschool in 15. Lessons in phonics and how to make Gin & Tonics

 

[mrtumble]

Oh yes, Joe just loves sharing on social media. So if you're adopted or fostered and can't be on social media, we will just segregate you from the rest of the children. Just to give you an extra kicking.

 

[queenamber]

Those poor kids are going to grow up with so many issues around body image, food and exercise. My parents were militant about healthy eating and exercise and I've struggled with binge eating disorder for decades. Really weird to be taking your 4 year old for a run when he even admitted Marley hated it the first time. Just let them be kids and roam around the garden to burn off some steam?

 

[coolcapitalist]

Don’t mean to ruin your fun picking on an older woman who didn’t ask to be in the public eye but if you look at her other insta photos she is actually attractive, it’s just a weird photo.

 

[SnarkShark82]

I hope Rosie has been sampling some big Spanish sausage for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Along with the buffet of class As of course

 

[Londonchick]

Wasn't Joe one of Russell Brand's mates at one point?

 

[SnarkShark82]

I always thought Joe ‘the saint’ Wicks was absolutely wonderful since he has invented exercise, sleep and mental health.

But I didn’t realise that he’d also invented reading. He must surely be the second coming of Christ