Asparagus123
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Yes she hates the camera !Don't forget as he so kindly told back in Feb when they were in Oz, that Dozie is camera shy
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Loulou1984
Well-known member
No joke their kids will have stories of the traumatic childhood worse than Joe's. He isn't homeschooling for any other reason than he is a selfish prick who doesn't want to be tied down by term times. I'm completely wound up by him. If you have a problem - make love or exercise. What if you have no money/lost a loved one/suicidal... Read that you twat, and then make a video about how exercise makes that better... I could not feel more sorry for Indie. She may have a privileged life but she won't be able to live it any way apart from what her Dad selfishly wants
Anotherdayanotherwalk
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I think these random disappearances from social media are him falling spectacularly off the wagon eg binging on too much food or massive gin ton benders. When he returns he's normally fairly remorseful, focused on being "good" and always trying to win Rosie back over by talking about her 
body or what a great mum she is. I think life in the Wickes household is pretty volatile.
body or what a great mum she is. I think life in the Wickes household is pretty volatile.This
Add in any children who may only eat certain UPF foods because of any additional needs so rather than starve parents will feed them whatever is there safe food.
I hate how he is with his kids. Marley's got to be the joker, encouraged to "razz it up" on his motorbike with his dad whining "yeah boy" in the background.
But it's all looks based for the girls. Why couldn't Indie have had a motorbike? I can almost see the way these kids are going to turn out.
But it's all looks based for the girls. Why couldn't Indie have had a motorbike? I can almost see the way these kids are going to turn out.
Wingingmotherhood
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Of course he’s chosen to homeschool from next year. Indie is compulsory school age on Sept so he can’t swan off to Australia/LA/wherever else when he fancies it if she’s enrolled in school. If he registers her as homeschooled he can take her wherever he likes.
There’s no chance he and Dozie will educate them. They will 100% have a tutor. I just feel sad for those kids that they won’t have the non educational side of school.
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And I wish he’d be honest about why he wants to homeschool. Its not about spending time together it’s about being able to travel where they want when they want
There’s no chance he and Dozie will educate them. They will 100% have a tutor. I just feel sad for those kids that they won’t have the non educational side of school.
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And I wish he’d be honest about why he wants to homeschool. Its not about spending time together it’s about being able to travel where they want when they want
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Jane_Mcdonald
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He's such an insufferable cunt, his stories this morning already🫠🫠 twattering on about getting up at 5am with loads of ideas and thoughts buzzing in his head. I would suggest more sleep Joe as you look like shit
Since they came back from Santa Monica there's been a distinct shift in his Instagram, barely any Dosie Rosie or kids featuring, someone's deffo had a word with him. He's gonna slip though, he always does.
Since they came back from Santa Monica there's been a distinct shift in his Instagram, barely any Dosie Rosie or kids featuring, someone's deffo had a word with him. He's gonna slip though, he always does.
WeHadFunRight
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Joe Wicks says if you don’t homeschool your kids you don’t love them, pass it on.
Brilliant Insta story about how he avoids talking about weaning and getting his kids to eat things because he's worried that people will feel judged...
Apart from the weaning Instagram account you set up, and the weaning book you published including dreadful preamble slagging your mum off for not breastfeeding and feeding you Frosties.
Funny way of avoiding talking about it if you ask me.
Apart from the weaning Instagram account you set up, and the weaning book you published including dreadful preamble slagging your mum off for not breastfeeding and feeding you Frosties.
Funny way of avoiding talking about it if you ask me.
tinypathers
Well-known member
He’s had a bollocking for taking her out of school so much this year and obvs he’s better at foniks than them teachers so she don’t not need skool innit. It won’t go well long term….
Wingingmotherhood
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Poor old Joe Wicks growing up in poverty with his own motorbike at 5 years old 
Can’t wait to see his home schooling schedule if him and Dozie are doing the teaching
9:30am - Fonick’s innit
10am - Adding and taking away
10:30am - Burpees and Star Jumps
11am - Nap for Joe
12pm - Family cooking (food made by hired chef)
1pm - Picture posing with Dozie
2pm - Home time so Joe can go for an ice bath and a gin ton
9:30am - Fonick’s innit
10am - Adding and taking away
10:30am - Burpees and Star Jumps
11am - Nap for Joe
12pm - Family cooking (food made by hired chef)
1pm - Picture posing with Dozie
2pm - Home time so Joe can go for an ice bath and a gin ton
louderforthecheapseats
VIP Member
I’m one of the Joe originals. He used to live about 5 mins from my house, so a friend and I went to his boot camps in the park (you know the ones he says no one ever went to 
) and he was a decent bloke, no indication of the cuntery that was to come, although looking back he did some videos outside kfc shaming some fat people for being in the queue, so the signs were there
I then did his very first plan, got a discount for being at boot camp and to be honest I’ve never looked so good but it was so disordered, 36 eggs a week, 7g of bloody pasta, a whole bag of spinach with a meal (still can’t look at spinach now
) and having to ‘earn’ your carbs. You also got hung out to dry at the end when the plan was finished there was no ‘what to do now to maintain etc’ they just wanted you to sign up to the graduate plan for more £££. It wasn’t sustainable so the results were short lived and no different from signing up to any other slimming club really, except this one encouraged you to throw yourself about like a twat so you could eat your pancakes
I also ended up in Vegas at the same time as he was there for his 30th, that was an interesting few days…
He’s nothing more than a massive twat
) and he was a decent bloke, no indication of the cuntery that was to come, although looking back he did some videos outside kfc shaming some fat people for being in the queue, so the signs were there I then did his very first plan, got a discount for being at boot camp and to be honest I’ve never looked so good but it was so disordered, 36 eggs a week, 7g of bloody pasta, a whole bag of spinach with a meal (still can’t look at spinach now
) and having to ‘earn’ your carbs. You also got hung out to dry at the end when the plan was finished there was no ‘what to do now to maintain etc’ they just wanted you to sign up to the graduate plan for more £££. It wasn’t sustainable so the results were short lived and no different from signing up to any other slimming club really, except this one encouraged you to throw yourself about like a twat so you could eat your pancakes I also ended up in Vegas at the same time as he was there for his 30th, that was an interesting few days…
He’s nothing more than a massive twat
louderforthecheapseats
VIP Member
I wondered if it was Costa Rica but Brazil is a good shout. He’ll be expecting Christ the redeemer to be replaced with a statue of him
Bubblemamaa22
Chatty Member
Fucking homeschooling.
Christ on a bike. What a disaster this will be. I hope he does employ a tutor because there is absolutely no way this pair of self obsessed toss pots will put in even a fraction of the planning and effort and commitment involved in home schooling. Let alone having an ounce of skill to begin with.
It's more than a bloody activity book and a half arsed flick through some flashcards.
And just being on a perpetual holiday in dirty clothes with no shoes on isn't adequate either.
My word.
Christ on a bike. What a disaster this will be. I hope he does employ a tutor because there is absolutely no way this pair of self obsessed toss pots will put in even a fraction of the planning and effort and commitment involved in home schooling. Let alone having an ounce of skill to begin with.
It's more than a bloody activity book and a half arsed flick through some flashcards.
And just being on a perpetual holiday in dirty clothes with no shoes on isn't adequate either.
My word.
unidentified
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He’s never breaking America. He tries every year. I hope he does though the he can fuck off out there for good
It wasn’t long ago when he was doing one of his school tours and he was preaching about how easy it is to make healthy choices while on the road and showing off his choices at each stop. He doesn’t stick with anything he preaches
newbie8701
Member
These are the sort of ‘recipes’ people are paying for on his subscription
