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residentbeetle

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Going back to the Home schooling...I Home educate mine and can promise they get a lot of socialisation, to the point we have to cut back sometimes to get any formal learning done. We have sports days, we have end of year shows, we have proms and Home ed dances and parties. We go on home ed holidays, forest schools, workshops, there are even home ed residentials. We have the majority of things people say our kids might 'miss out on'.

I very much doubt he is going to have the time and commitment needed to become part of the Home ed community though! My days are spent going from one thing to another, making sure groups are running, paying for groups, researching other things they can do, field trips, lesson plans. I don't see how he's going to have the time for that, for making sure she can forge friendships with other children, if he's also going to be going from one place to another as much as he does .

Home ed does have its place, and I seriously eye roll every time I hear 'but what about socialisation?' yet I can't see how this will work. If you are going to do Home ed, you have to accept it is going to be a full time job, and for a lot of people, on top of a paid one.

Ps I only joined tattle recently while reading the bbc presenter thread but then came across this. I'm finding it very hard to put my phone down!
 
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AaronPurrSir

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I’m ashamed to say I was a huge fan of his several years back. I have 3 cookbooks and did his plan 😩 I started to suspect he was a bit of a knob a few years ago. James Smith (who, ironically, I now think is a bigger cunt than Joe😂) turned me off him a bit, then I found Joe’s page on here and the rest is history😂

Edited to add, a big turning point for me too was listening to Joe on Gi Fletcher’s happy mum, happy baby podcast about a month after Indie was born. Where he said he didn’t understand what all the fuss was about and parenting was a piece of piss, and made really flippant and insensitive remarks about miscarriage. Rosie had one prior to getting pregnant with Indie, and he said they weren’t bothered about it at all, it’s just one of those things that happens and not a big deal. Even if you felt that way, why say that when miscarriage is incredibly painful for a lot of women? It left a really bad taste in my mouth and I started to think yeah…you’re an epic cunt, mate.
 
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Brummiebird

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It’s his brother being in the moment enjoying Indies birthday 🥳 looks like he’s wearing a sarong ? Still haven’t figured out where they are?
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Is that his best “browsing through Tattle to catch up with how much of a bellend my brother has been again” face?
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Or his best “discreetly searching Rosie Jones on Pornhub” face 😂
 
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Potatohead

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Well it's as simple as that folks... all you have to do is remove your stress. You know, the every day stresses that people have.... so yeah remove your full time job, remove having to care for your elderly parents, remove the stress of chronic illness, financial worries and juggling work and childcare.
Fucking tool.
 

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Anotherdayanotherwalk

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Im considering going in to work and resigning as then I won't have that stress in my life and I won't be able to afford to eat. Will definitely help with the weight loss. Seems like a win to me #bemorejoe
 
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Brummiebird

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Joe, you were doing burpees in the luxury gym of your multi million pound mansion, streaming them and making millions from advertising revenue.

You were not running a food bank, working 14 hour shifts on a hospital ward or working as an NHS volunteer.

Get the fuck over your over inflated ego, you insufferable arrogant prick.

Wonder if there’s a box of Dozie’s best tits and minge shots to show the kids what she used to do.
 
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JayRad

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I see a few have already spotted this but wow…what a moron
His poor children will have no friends, no social skills and no idea how the world actually works
 

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As predicted the non fiction book is a collection of his usual guff that he has no actual expertise on.

Kids don't need to read a bloody book on how to exercise.

Who the hell thought that was a good idea. I despair.
Importance of sleep? For primary school children? Exercise… they just run! No primary school kid needs to do a burpee - ever. They run, play games, run and run some more. My son did a sports carousel in PE today, doubt JW has ever heard of the thing.

He’ll be advising them to ask their parents for a 10k ice bath for Christmas next.

I fucking hate him.

And Joe, since you read here: I fucking hate you.
 
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twoleftuggs

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That was the grimmest bolognese sauce I’ve ever seen. And I’ve made my first ever post in 3 years of being a member to say that. Never seen anything like it. With all that Worcestershire sauce on top of the bbq sauce it must have been so vinegary
 
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Asparagus123

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Ha ha that article is hilarious

Moments after I enter Joe Wicks’s London office, an almighty racket breaks out. It’s so loud and sudden that I assume something must have gone horribly wrong. Someone is screaming, literally screaming: “THE GUARDIAN IS HERE, DOING A DAY IN THE LIFE OF JOE WICKS!”
I look up and realise that the noise is coming from Wicks himself. He’s holding his phone at arm’s length, twirling around, yelling at the screen. This will be a Snapchat video for his followers, one of several he posts every day. I am the only person in the entire office (50 staff) looking up.


TWAT 🤣
 
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otterjess

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If they want more time together as a family why does Marley go to nursery? This is 100% so they can go on holiday whenever they want. Selfish twats.
 
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Brummiebird

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Dozie is notably absent - off her tits in Ibiza again or locked up in Joe’s HandMaid’s Tale dungeon?
 
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mrtumble

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'I'm not like all of you shitty, inadequate parents who send your children to school. I like spending time with my children. I love my children more than all you losers.

Bow at the alter of my superiority!

Seriously. Get bowing.'
 
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Brummiebird

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Let’s be honest, he doesn’t want his kids going to school because he doesn’t want his kids hearing “Your Dad’s Joe Wicks, I hate him”.
 
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JayRad

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This man is beyond detestable. Firstly Joe, you look a cunt.
Secondly, trying to make yourself sound like some kind of hero because you did a 30 min HIIT session when your kids woke you up throughout the night makes you the biggest fuck knuckle. It’s your job to film workouts and other parents will get up throughout the night and then go work a 10-12 hour shift and still exercise in some cases.
You’re a prick. Go fall off the earth please
 

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mrtumble

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The quotes they have used in the Daily Mail article make him sound like such a bell end 🤣 How people are still fans after reading some of this stuff is beyond me!

Isn't it weird how he says 'their personalities are not an accident.' My eldest child has a massive personality but I cannot imagine taking credit for it. I've never heard anyone take credit for their child's personality before. Is that a narcissistic thing?
 
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I genuinely can’t wait to see the lifestyle hacks.

“Fed up with your kid’s education getting in the way of your tacky holidays? Pull them out and educated them yourself with my 15 minute colouring in sheets. Bosh! Learning”

“Got too much money & getting a bit stressed out? Bosh why not spank £15k on an ice bath”
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Joe’s Life Hacks cont….

“Are your children disappointingly free of tetanus? Sign up for my 15 minute barefoot in LA program and enjoy their fetid feet once more. Bosh”
 
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