Joe Wicks #19 Dozie not allowed to ever get fat as long as she's married to the Coachella twat

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Bubblemamaa22

Good god what the fuck today.

Marley can't focus, because he's THREE?!

Indie on the worktop wearing shoes so she does wear them, just indoors and standing on food preparation areas.

Him learning the continents and oceans. He's such a world traveller and has paid so much attention to everywhere he's been

And lastly in his FUCKING BOXERS PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK PUT SOME CLOTHES ON.
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Oh, and having to make a massive bowl of porridge after his successful pasta Christ. What a wonderful meal you're pushing that doesn't even satisfy you!
 
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Brummiebird

Dozie is notably absent - off her tits in Ibiza again or locked up in Joe’s HandMaid’s Tale dungeon?
 
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WeHadFunRight

Brummiebird said:
Dozie is notably absent - off her tits in Ibiza again or locked up in Joe’s HandMaid’s Tale dungeon?
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She’s gained 5lbs because she accidentally picked up Marley’s plate for dinner and not hers, so Joe won’t let her in front of the camera until she’s lost the weight again.
 
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tinypathers

What a knob. What the actual fuck? How thick is he if the doesn’t know the continents and oceans? Ffs. And as for indie stood on the counter in shoes
 
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VC10

tinypathers said:
What a knob. What the actual fuck? How thick is he if the doesn’t know the continents and oceans? Ffs. And as for indie stood on the counter in shoes
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And they want to home-school

Uneducated cunt
 
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unidentified

The lamp is still wonky! Why hasn’t the cleaner sorted it or do they not have one and the place is just grim. I did see their worktop looked dirty when he was making the porridge
 
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Camperfan

So far homeschooling then has been Twinkl sheets, an Amazon writing pad thing done on car journeys and "Ask Alexa". I don't know why we bother to train teachers! He'll be along next with his "How to home educate in 15".
 
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Cornerwindow

So happy the guru is now telling me how to praise my child. Fitness, food, phonics, parenting- Is there anything he can’t educate me on?
 
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Londonchick

Why can't the kids just run around and be kids?? What's with the 'praising them for exercise'? What if they don't want to run with daddy but are worried that they won't be able to make him happy??? Jeez Joe, start piling the issues on them young eh???

Just let them play chase, ride a bike, scoot, go to the swings, climb trees, jump in mud....etc.

Ffs
 
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mrtumble

Well, when his children become estranged from him in 20 years time it will come as a massive shock to him, since he is clearly the nation's leading expert on all parenting matters.
 
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grumpy-nosy-cow

see the top lips making an appearance in that wierd 27 years later replicated Joe and his baby bro picture!
 
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