Omg
. I actually have nightmares about Lourdes after going as a small child with my Catholic mother. But you can just imagine burpee messiah rising to tell the sick and infirm that his app will have them jumping out of their wheelchairs!
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. I actually have nightmares about Lourdes after going as a small child with my Catholic mother. But you can just imagine burpee messiah rising to tell the sick and infirm that his app will have them jumping out of their wheelchairs!His new podcast was advertised on the Radio yesterday - he talks about his phone addiction !! He said he started crying when he realised how much he had been missing out on his kids when he didn’t go on his phone for half an hour one day at the beach 
I haven’t listened to it as I can’t stand him but he definitely has a big problem
I haven’t listened to it as I can’t stand him but he definitely has a big problem
He’s missing out more with his kids by bleeping off on a holiday with his mates, whilst they go on a family holiday without him.His new podcast was advertised on the Radio yesterday - he talks about his phone addiction !! He said he started crying when he realised how much he had been missing out on his kids when he didn’t go on his phone for half an hour one day at the beach
I haven’t listened to it as I can’t stand him but he definitely has a big problem
Gotta put yourself first though, right Joe?
He can do whatever he wants through. He’s the messiah right?!
Apologies if this has been mentioned previously, but why wasn’t he invited back to soccer aid? Coz this year the role of cocky prick has been taken by Liam Payne
I bet God thinks he’s a bellend too.
Probably because he spent most of the time bragging about all the freebies he'd blagged at a charity event and his big fancy hotel suite. I imagine most of the participants have some decorum to not brag about it all but he can't help but show off
This, and also becaus he acted like a 12 year old hyped up super fan girl, creeping up on everyone and standing next to them grinning like a maniac for his Instagram. Wouldn’t be shocked to hear half of them took out restraining orders against the prick.
ETA , it’s all still on his Instagram highlights for you to enjoy.
What an idiot. The river in Lourdes is deep, fast flowing and bleeping freezing since it is basically glacial water from the Pyrenees.
Why is he even in Lourdes? Such a random place to go if he’s not on pilgrimage. I went there with my diocese many moons ago, had my first kiss on the staircase at a diocesan youth disco, good times
How is this clown so rich from being a fitness influencer!?
also, those chips look really tit
Breakfast buffet “buffet me up” - was about two weeks ago he was filming how he’d always usually go on a breakfast buffet binge but it made him feel bad so now he was only eating healthily and showing us his good choices. His content is all so chaotic, a real time document of his binge / restrict lifestyle.
Its so chaotic! When will his minions see the messiah for what he actually is?! He's proved time and time again that his lifestyle is far from healthy.
I would hate to have his life, yeah he has the money in the world, a
™️ wife & big beautiful home - but his life just seems so empty and he seems so unhappy.
If I was doing his plan and sat at home starving I would be sooo mad following him and seeing all the shite he eats … hardly motivation is it?
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