Those poor kids 
Joe Wicks #14 Sir Joe of Gin Tons, M(assive) B(ell) E(nd)
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My dad had hard skin on his feet that looked more appetising than those parsnips.
urgh ..that ketchup looks like a bad
..definitely not heinz! poor kids thats not a treat movie snack platehow sad..there used to be a woman like that whos son did tennis with my daughter..his younger brother was sat in the clubhouse while his mum forced him to do endless maths work books, getting annoyed with him if he wasnt working fast enough..its saturday give the poor kid break and let him join in with the other siblings playing table tennis , games in the garden outsideWe once went to one of our kids friends birthday parties, you know the type young kids have with an entertainer in a hall. There was a younger sibling there and his Dad was making him just sit at a table and do work like this instead of joining in the party
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He’s such a bellend. Whenever he does something he has to try and get everyone else to do it! He ate healthy for a week, tried to get everyone on board. He had a week of being better on his phone. Now he’s had his bi-monthly ice bath he needs to try and rope everyone else in.
He’s such a dysfunctional twit waffle
He’s such a dysfunctional twit waffle
“Now do you love me, Dad?”
His 'budget' lunch looked so unappetising. Its like hes suddenly read about the cost of living crisis and thought oh look another bandwagon I can jump on!
His enthusiasm was palpable - ‘tastes ok’. It looked like tit on a plate.
Only thing being eaten on that plate is the red sauce! Now Joe is out filling his face on gintons and deserts.. what a joke!
The geezer has written about 10 cookbooks but has now resorted to feeding his kids burnt Brussel sprouts for every meal? What the duck is that about??
It’s about bragging and showing off which is all he ever does.
theyre not in season either so probably taste terrible!
When marley is 18 he will be 38 stone bulk-eating everything he was denied
I wonder does Rosie agree with Joe’s parenting style and food choices? Or if she just takes a back seat and doesn’t say anything for an easy life? Because I know if that was me and my husband was getting on like a prize prick for the gram he’d be eating the plate he served the food on 
Born-again Earth Mother Rosie?!? She saw the meal ticket for life Joe Wicks and decided to ride that train no matter what. Who cares if your kids eat cold Brussels Sprouts everyday if it means you can stop selling your body on PornHub and live in a £4mill Surrey mansionI wonder does Rosie agree with Joe’s parenting style and food choices? Or if she just takes a back seat and doesn’t say anything for an easy life? Because I know if that was me and my husband was getting on like a prize prick for the gram he’d be eating the plate he served the food on
I don’t think integrity was ever a word she valuedIt doesn’t matter if they’re in season or not Brussel sprouts are rank no matter what
ThisBorn-again Earth Mother Rosie?!? She saw the meal ticket for life Joe Wicks and decided to ride that train no matter what. Who cares if your kids eat cold Brussels Sprouts everyday if it means you can stop selling your body on PornHub and live in a £4mill Surrey mansion
He’ll do whatever he wants and she’ll stand by and let him do whatever he wants….the trade off for the £££It's the preachy way he offers this stuff up as 'advice' that I find intolerable. I stopped following him a while ago as my kid is the same age as indie and I found him so infuriating, trying to advise me on how to parent when he only has the same experience as I do. I only keep up with him via you hilarious lot on tattle now. The fact that he thinks some of this ridiculous stuff (eg. the forced writing practise on a 3 year old, the burnt Brussels sprouts for snacks, the starving your kids then re-offering their food over and over) is some kind of gold standard just demonstrates how utterly clueless he is.
She’s down the local McDonalds as soon as he steps out the door!Rosie probably has a secret stash of fish fingers and waffles hidden in freezer which she whips out every time he’s away
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