I’m really hoping this holiday is going to piss people off and they will get fed up with him !! whilst we are all going to work in the dark and coming home in the dark he’s pratting about all day spending all the App moneyThe new Joe Wicks plan.
"Live in the Californian sun
Eat fresh food prepared for you
Exercise every day
Leave the kids with the nanny 3/4 of the time.
What do you mean you can't do what he does? Have you tried being rich?"
He's really gone off the deep end - relatable Joe is no more.
Go to bed at 8pm… I wish. Thanks for the tip
Joe but most of us mere mortals (lots of which are funding your lifestyle via your plan) live in the real world with real jobs, kids that we have to look after ourselves & homes/lives to juggle. We don’t get 3 month holidays in the sun where our meals are cooked for us and we spend all our time working out. The whole concept of the JW brand was that he’s relatable and proving you can exercise without the need for fancy gyms equipment. He used to provide ‘free’ workouts via YouTube but now relatable joe is no more & access to his latest workouts is via subscription only. I used to really like him. Now I think he’s a pretentious twat.
Ahh wait I've just seen the story
Was this what he said in the live?!
Yeah that's realistic for people who work full time. If I went to bed for sleep at 8pm, my kid would be unsupervised for an hour, my washing would never be done, my kitchen and living room never clean and I'd never have a bath or have stuff ready for a school run morning. Nor ever have time to work out. Not that I actually have time to do that now. But if I did it would be tagged onto all the above tasks.
He is not for real.
He genuinely believes his own bullshit.
And on the odd occasion when Marley woke in the night (like a normal baby/toddler) he acted like he was basically dead the next day. Or he would act like a martyr and do a workout at like 3am.He has two little kids but literally seems never to be disturbed or interrupted by them
Oh yes I remember the horror he went through because his tiny baby woke him in the nightAnd on the odd occasion when Marley woke in the night (like a normal baby/toddler) he acted like he was basically dead the next day. Or he would act like a martyr and do a workout at like 3am.
Honestly though, agreed, who the fuck other than Joe can go to bed at 8 with 2 young children??? To be fair they never ever tidied up at night before and probably still don't, their old house would have the same dirty clothes and dishes and toys on the floor in the same places for days.
A bit of their bank account, all for him.Can I just say how much “is this a bit of you?” Pisses me off? Usually follows an image of one of his recipes. What the fuck does it even mean?
So so sad when parents do this. Babies can’t regulate themselves & that’s why they cry. So now in Marley’s little brain he knows no matter how much he cries, no one is going to come and regulate him.The only reason Joe can go to bed at 8 is because he sleep trained the sh*t out of Marley when he was young. Many parents choose to lie with their kids until they fall to sleep. Not all of us would be happy to leave their kids screaming themselves to sleep. So yes, Bedtime with your kids takes a second. One book and close the door. I am sure they don’t dare to leave the room
How do you know this? Was it on his insta as I don’t remember it. Poor MarleyThe only reason Joe can go to bed at 8 is because he sleep trained the sh*t out of Marley when he was young. Many parents choose to lie with their kids until they fall to sleep. Not all of us would be happy to leave their kids screaming themselves to sleep. So yes, Bedtime with your kids takes a second. One book and close the door. I am sure they don’t dare to leave the room
Around the time he was 12 months Joe did a thank you post to Just Chill Mama. Talking about how Marley was still waking up once or twice and it was exhausting. Under the post I remember a lot of comments were telling him it was totally normal. I think Joe thought he had a really terrible sleeper on his hands (when in reality he just had a baby)How do you know this? Was it on his insta as I don’t remember it. Poor Marley
Didn’t share on his main account though. Wouldn’t have made him look like the ‘perfect, I can so everything, dad’. But presume it was a freebie so probably in their deal to share itAround the time he was 12 months Joe did a thank you post to Just Chill Mama. Talking about how Marley was still waking up once or twice and it was exhausting. Under the post I remember a lot of comments were telling him it was totally normal. I think Joe thought he had a really terrible sleeper on his hands (when in reality he just had a baby)
I always roll my eyes when people talk about ‘gentle’ sleep training. It’s still sleep training, eg not responding to your babies needs. I know it works for people but babies are meant to wake!!Around the time he was 12 months Joe did a thank you post to Just Chill Mama. Talking about how Marley was still waking up once or twice and it was exhausting. Under the post I remember a lot of comments were telling him it was totally normal. I think Joe thought he had a really terrible sleeper on his hands (when in reality he just had a baby)
Didn’t share on his main account though. Wouldn’t have made him look like the ‘perfect, I can so everything, dad’. But presume it was a freebie so probably in their deal to share it
I think that’s why Rosie isn’t pregnant yet - they found two under 2 harder than they expected so put the plan for more on hold. I think they’ll probably wait until Indie is at school and Marley is at nurserySo a baby waking a few times in the night is exhausting for him yet he wants 4/5 kids !!
Finding Marley exhausting and neither of them work is ridiculous !
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