What did everyone think of Joe's new vlog. I noticed Dianne was quick to use the dyslexic card when they were on the dance machine, as she wasn't as good as Joe and was annoyed as she's the professional dancer. Is that going to be Dianne phrase from now on, like Zoe uses the anxiety to get out of doing stuff, is Dianne going to bring up the dyslexic card when she doesn't understand something Joe or someone is saying or can't do something like the dance machine.
I'm dyslexic, so I'm not calling her for it, I've just never been one to the play the dyslexic card, But had a friend a school who use to, and ever one would always feel sorry for her and be extra nice, even veto the point when she'd go for job interviews that she didn't have the skills for and then would get the job, as they can't been seen to discriminate.
Now when anyone makes a comment about her not understanding/never heard of a movie or something Joe was talking about in a vlog, all of the Stans fans will be like she's dyslexic that why she doesn't understand.
I also noticed in the vlog that Zoe seems to be faking being happy. I know it would be hard for her and Alife to break up due to being so public, but better to do it now before the kids and marriage than in 5 years time as that will be even harder.
My main thought was that Nala looks like Alfie - only cuter.
My other thought was trying to figure out if they should've had 'ad' for the car segments, or is that only if you're paid for the car, instead of just getting it as a free drive?
My other other thought was wondering why they had so many sex jokes and dick jokes but still thought they had to bleep out Dianne saying '
tit.'
Mostly I enjoyed the visit (seeing Zoe being teased when they were getting her to climb down was a sweet, unguarded moment).
The cutesy poo scenes with their "children" (plants) feel so fake, but Joe and Dianne were easier to take in a group setting. The roles they slip into when they're alone together aren't good for a relationship (Dianne is the goofy girlfriend and Joe is the barely tolerant boyfriend who mocks her behind her back) and not good as a viewer. If they just act like adults I would be able to watch them without feeling uneasy. The main time they were alone together and didn't seem fake was when they were in the driverless car and Dianne was obviously not happy he kept taking his hands off the wheel. She sounded like his mother. I will say that I'd be just like her, driverless car or not I'd say keep your hands on the wheel you're making me nervous, but I'm not Joe's girlfriend. He wants to be a big kid sometimes, especially since he's had to grow up more in other parts of his life. How long is he going to want to be with her if she's playing the mother role?
I also noticed the pander bear moments, like talking about the Joanne fate videos. Shippers are different than fans of one person. I hope Joe (who is a smart fellow) knows this. They will turn on her, him, or both of them in a heartbeat. I'd advise him to not bait fans, even if it gets some attention now. Tomorrow, the next week, and probably 20 years from now if we aren't all living in caves by that point, those types of fans will be hassling him and acting aggrieved.
I wonder what Joe's going to do when she's on tour. Is he going to keep editing her footage into his videos? Is he going to turn his TJVlogs channel partially over to her and the last month of "Dianne's vlogging OMG!" has been a test to see if fans are fine with him taking a step back on that channel while he focuses more on his main one and his outside business ventures? Is she just going to disappear for a few months, outside of him doing a comedy scene of looking at her photo and crying while sad music plays?