has she been dieting? she is going to look a hefferlump next to Hannah.
Jodie Marsh #22 Police are aware #JusticeforClaire
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Enjoy your “family” while it lasts Steph, you’ll only be there as long as you're useful #complicit
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My first thought was Waynetta (where's my pizza?) Slob!
Suddenly they're doing an animal calendar too - convenient. Perhaps check if anyone wants a naked calendar before you arrange it. Yeah not everyone gives a toss about ex love islanders.
A naked calendar of failed celebrity wannabes? Fucks sake. That is tragic. 
Its not like the naked WI calendar that was done with humour and was so unexpected. This calendar is just reality ‘stars’ who no longer get work. There’s no humour. It’s not going to be tantalising. It’s grim.
She’s stuck in the 90s when naked calendars probably did well. Now with only fans and stuff, they are obsolete.
eta: how many times do we think she will feature in this calendar?
Its not like the naked WI calendar that was done with humour and was so unexpected. This calendar is just reality ‘stars’ who no longer get work. There’s no humour. It’s not going to be tantalising. It’s grim.
She’s stuck in the 90s when naked calendars probably did well. Now with only fans and stuff, they are obsolete.
eta: how many times do we think she will feature in this calendar?
It is NOT going to be amazing for anyone's eyes
Best marketing expert evah!
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@Marmalade Atkins excelled themselves with December!A naked calendar of failed celebrity wannabes? Fucks sake. That is tragic.
Its not like the naked WI calendar that was done with humour and was so unexpected. This calendar is just reality ‘stars’ who no longer get work. There’s no humour. It’s not going to be tantalising. It’s grim.
She’s stuck in the 90s when naked calendars probably did well. Now with only fans and stuff, they are obsolete.
eta: how many times do we think she will feature in this calendar?
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Maybe they can ask for donations for astro turf.
We've all seen Jodie naked, and nooooobody wants to see her naked now, sorry. And I don't want to see a naked biker or Jack hiding his bits, thank you.
At an old job, we did a wide range of things for charity AND kept our clothes on! Some guys did a sponsored beard/head shave, themed cake sales, sponsored walks, quiz nights, hide the leprechaun for St Patrick's Day, volunteer days, loads of stuff. You can't pin all your funding hopes on a naked calendar, you have to keep at it with different ideas. Plenty of companies have a corporate social responsibility program, so she has nothing to lose by approaching them for partnerships. All above board and professional.
Jodie just wants to get her norks out in the Daily Mail again, that's all this is.
At an old job, we did a wide range of things for charity AND kept our clothes on!
Some guys did a sponsored beard/head shave, themed cake sales, sponsored walks, quiz nights, hide the leprechaun for St Patrick's Day, volunteer days, loads of stuff. You can't pin all your funding hopes on a naked calendar, you have to keep at it with different ideas. Plenty of companies have a corporate social responsibility program, so she has nothing to lose by approaching them for partnerships. All above board and professional. Jodie just wants to get her norks out in the Daily Mail again, that's all this is.
It’ll get zero publicity
It’ll be on par with her OF, maybe a few tabloid articles she’s submitted herself, “person who gets naked for a living, gets naked for a calendar” isn’t a news worthy headline Jodie
It’ll be on par with her OF, maybe a few tabloid articles she’s submitted herself, “person who gets naked for a living, gets naked for a calendar” isn’t a news worthy headline Jodie
*revs up Tiffany*
jodie does not register that while she has some militant love jodie fans ALOT are there for the animals and you can see this when she posts on jodietv she does not get anywhere near the comment on her compared to the animal one's
jodie will never accept that she has genuine animal fans but think its all to do with her
yep she is stuck in the 90's her glory days ffs and cant accept those days are long gone,she craves the 90's sad sod she is
who wants to see her saggy boobs flapping about
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Parge is gonna be busy buying up the naked calendars so she can say it was a success
parge will then plaster the calendar in his man cave along with some man size tissues
jodie will never accept that she has genuine animal fans but think its all to do with her
yep she is stuck in the 90's her glory days ffs and cant accept those days are long gone,she craves the 90's sad sod she is
who wants to see her saggy boobs flapping about
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Parge is gonna be busy buying up the naked calendars so she can say it was a success
parge will then plaster the calendar in his man cave along with some man size tissues
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It’s always ‘love’ just before she falls out with someone. I’m taking this as a sign
And for the month of May we have Kieran Hayler shoving things up his bum.A naked calendar of failed celebrity wannabes? Fucks sake. That is tragic.
Its not like the naked WI calendar that was done with humour and was so unexpected. This calendar is just reality ‘stars’ who no longer get work. There’s no humour. It’s not going to be tantalising. It’s grim.
She’s stuck in the 90s when naked calendars probably did well. Now with only fans and stuff, they are obsolete.
eta: how many times do we think she will feature in this calendar?
and with Michelle his partner wearing the luxurious skin of Ron the goat,"t couldnt be helped"
Steph is like *THIS* close to being allowed to write on Jodie's blog, if she still had one!
What decade does this mad witch live in? I swear she is stuck in a time warp of the late 90s/early 00s where a naked calendar would be daring and of interest.
A hill I will absolutely die on when it comes to Jodie is that she hates women. Her internal misogyny is off the scale.
No one is arsed Jodie, and if a cheap stunt of flashing your labia had got the money and attention you constantly require, we wouldn’t be in the bleeping mess of a death camp and you would still be getting rimmed by boy band members.
A hill I will absolutely die on when it comes to Jodie is that she hates women. Her internal misogyny is off the scale.
No one is arsed Jodie, and if a cheap stunt of flashing your labia had got the money and attention you constantly require, we wouldn’t be in the bleeping mess of a death camp and you would still be getting rimmed by boy band members.
Let's face it Steph will never be in the same league as Claire though. No owl sanctuary, picky bits buffet, tattoo, face on t-shirt. Steph's the general dogs body. When tit hits the fan, Steph and Jack will take the flack. They're head and deputy of animal welfare. Questions will be asked #complicit
Hey! Look! LOOK! *cackles*
I promote expensive skin treatments and then pretend a filter is what I really look like.
I promote expensive skin treatments and then pretend a filter is what I really look like.
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That’s an attractive fella there.
Jodie love just shave your head and be lucky fellas uglier twin
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