Jodie Marsh #22 Police are aware #JusticeforClaire

[dingdang]

What have i missed … ive taken a bit of time off the fact her bleeping watsit face makes me sick..


pahahahhahah let’s all call PETA good one jodes.. good glad they reported the old thrush muffin

i don’t want to be in your skin but there’s enough to go round
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Also what’s wrong with that hannah’s face

only a special type of man will find that attractive

 

[NotClaire]

Do we reckon Mark said no to doing the calendar and she was utterly offended because if your not taking part in her ideas, getting naked for free, then you definitely don’t love her or the animals. I bet Brad said yes without hesitation! Remember when she promised to everyone that Mark would strip if they made a certain amount doing scrounge4apound last summer and he never did even though she got the money!!!

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Brad is oiled up and ready, practicing in the mirror with his two finger hand gesture.

 

[EL1976]

The OF stuff is a step up from before. It was bad enough that she used to make her then best friends 4evah, ST Lauren & Sarah Eyebrows, pour themselves into skimpy revealing outfits just to go to the pub, EVERY time. You could tell Lauren felt uncomfortable. I think the Elvis phase has been the only time she has gotten into someone else's world, otherwise you have to like everything she likes or she won't talk to you.
She uses her SoulMates to validate her, it is absolutely about control & manipulation. I do think there's some insecurity: Jodie always needed an entourage/a maaaaaaaan. If she wanted to dress like a slutty clown, fine, but she doesn't want to be the only slutty clown in the pub. She wants to be the sexiest slutty clown & that only works when she nags her non-model mates to dress up as slutty clowns. She's a nasty witch either way.

These days she wants all her mates to cover up and be DryRobe Wankers

 

[Original SoulMate Kyle]

Do we reckon Mark said no to doing the calendar and she was utterly offended because if your not taking part in her ideas, getting naked for free, then you definitely don’t love her or the animals. I bet Brad said yes without hesitation! Remember when she promised to everyone that Mark would strip if they made a certain amount doing scrounge4apound last summer and he never did even though she got the money!!!

I wonder if he escaped the relationship without getting branded? Jodie always makes her men get a tattoo.
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These days she wants all her mates to cover up and be DryRobe Wankers

I'm fine with them being DryRobe Wankers because I absolutely don't want to see any of them naked!

 

[fimfim]

I really don’t understand her logic at all.
Looking at the Fripps demographic it’s mostly women. Most are really not going to want a calendar of naked z-listers up in their kitchen for their kids/partners/friends to see.
The few male following seem to be either not interested in women or are pining after Jodie from the olden days, but likely not interested in whatever this calendar is going to offer.
She is so dated to think that a naked calendar is even current and even if it was, does she really think that a naked calendar (more OF than Calendar Girls) is the best thing for a CIC?
She really is stuck in an immature, teenage, trauma phase and it’s not sitting right.

 

[Opinionated]

Jodie can’t get a shag I wonder why?? Oh and laying yourself on a plate for a bloke no matter how pretty you are will make them get bored snd think you’re easy. Seriously I’d she a teenager?? She needs to get in the real world

 

[Sharron Needles]

ooh she needs a little vent on her JM stories, can’t wait to hear what’s got her crotchless knickers in a twist

 

[Diddikins]

Jodie can’t get a shag I wonder why?? Oh and laying yourself on a plate for a bloke no matter how pretty you are will make them get bored snd think you’re easy. Seriously I’d she a teenager?? She needs to get in the real world

Her views on men and sex are so dated. She’s like a 70s Carry On Film.

 

[alittlebitofthebubbly]

ooh she needs a little vent on her JM stories, can’t wait to hear what’s got her crotchless knickers in a twist

I was about to watch annoyed she's interrupting my TV show and she's just moaning about men. I'll just give it a pass and watch as she keeps alienating her followers

 

[bluecups]

Just watched her rant...some observations -

1) She looked like she'd been crying.

2) I think the 'friend' she refers too in the facetime wanking dilemma is actually her. She seemed pretty angry about all that.

3) So a woman wanking on facetime would be "disgusting and gross" but it's ok for her to do it on OnlyFans (there's a pic I won't post here from Fapello which shows she posted a pic on OF of her shaven minge with a vibrator right next to it. There's videos too that I didn't watch)

4) She mentions her "dry spell" when she couldn't get a casual shag for love nor money. Men are pervs, you could dig a small hole in the ground, point to it and say "Look! A hole!" and some bloke would stick their dick in it. Men aren't that fussy. Even if a woman looks like the back end of a bus with a face like a bag of spanners she can get a shag from someone. That she couldn't find anyone to shag her speaks volumes about how repulsive she is.

5) Her underbite gets worse by the day, all I can see is her bottom set of teeth when she talks.

6) Jodie, not all older single women are looking for friends with benefits arrangements. Stop making out we're all lust crazed commitment phobes. Many of us had enough of all that in our youth and don't want to carry on like that in our 40's.

7) She's a desperate old boot to be publicly pleading for men to "slide into her DM's" because she's "soooo horny".

 

[RoundPenguin]

Anyone else think the only reason she didn't fancy any of the escorts is because none of them were teenage boys in school uniforms?

 

[Raggamuffin]

I'm at work and not allowed on insta... gonna have to wait til the morning for this latest gem

 

[alittlebitofthebubbly]

Wtf she tried to book a male escort?? The human Viagra needs to pay for sex? Nudge nudge wink wink Jake if you're watching Jodie's throbbing.

Eta- I haven't seen the vids yet my child is hanging around. Did she try to book a male escort recently? And spend donators money?

 

[Raggamuffin]

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Who is this 'we' and 'us' you speak only for yourself Jodie you desperate sad old moot

 

[Sharron Needles]

I’m sure one of her dirty old ex copper biker mates will be willing to take her for a ride

 

[alittlebitofthebubbly]

I’m sure one of her dirty old ex copper biker mates will be willing to take her for a ride

When you order a Brad from wish and you get sent a kaotic angel.

 

[GenetAlias]

I’m sure one of her dirty old ex copper biker mates will be willing to take her for a ride

He might even get very, very, very high up!

 

[fimfim]

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Throb

 

[Stripper Vicar]

Jodie thinks she deserves a Jake Gyllenhaal but she’d be lucky to get Ian Beale in his homeless phase