Jessontheplussize #5 Eat the choc, pop the spots, tie your t-shirt into knots!

[Nellyellie]

I’m a Hello Fresh girl - I love it! I find there is much less waste for me personally - but I don’t order double portions and I’m not lazy enough to not select my options either

Yeah sane and it makes me a little more adventurous!

 

[NoodlesToodles]

She cut on the counter then gave it a quick squirt and wipe... certainly not a proper wash down having just cut raw chicken on it ...raw meat is the worst for bad bacterias ...

A quick swoosh of fabulousa and a wipe with a cloth that will prob get used again for something else

 

[Charliebilly]

Considering she would've had hair and make up done, styled by a stylist and photographed by a professional ...they're really not good pics!

im sure she used to do her own hair and makeup!

 

[Pumpkinpie0991]

I’m a once a week washer it’s a dream

Same. Although mine can sometimes look bad after 5 days it’s never as bad as jess’s hair. But I also just have it tied up and not bits hanging around my face.

Definitely think she needs to switch shampoo and stop touching it.

also having bits of hair down the front is a no go when it’s swamped in grease

 

[Blahblah93]

Has she still not washed the hair?

 

[Kissmeimirish]

I'm going to respectfully disagree with this ...I don't think she is. I think like all of us she is struggling with the lack of going out and socialising with friends as freely as we were able too but does this justify the lack of personal hygiene and over eating? No ...I think this is just how she is as a person.

I think with regards to personal hygiene we all live to different standards...would i go a week without washing my hair? No. Would I wear the same clothes with food from my dinner the night before ? No. But that's just how i am.

Food wise I just think she loves food. Big portions and loads of sweet stuff. She's always been like this since I've followed her.

She's off with Milli for a night away later...

I never said it justified anything? She is down its very clear to see. Yes it may be cause she is used to be out all the time and she can't do that but she is definitely down on herself a bit like alot of people are atm. I've followed her for years and never seen her as sad looking even over the first lockdown.

And I'm not talking about her not washing etc I'm talking about her personality

 

[Jammydodge]

I'm sure I've heard her say that her skin now is 1000% better than it was years ago?

 

[Polka dot]

I unfollowed her as it was just gifted after gifted, haul after haul, then preaching concern about her job etc...just didn't sit right. Especially during the initial lockdown.

Whoever this is is trying to flog the weird one, awful dress sense and sells all the gifted clothes that she probably only worn to show for affiliate links.

 

[Charliebilly]

Launching tomorrow for anyone who’s interested

 

[Littleblondie92]

Adidas leggings aren't small fitting at all!! They're roomy, a lot of stretch and a good waistband so they never let me down.

The leggings aren't the problem. Adidas 2xl is 24-26 in UK sizing.

completely agree! I have those ones in navy blue in a 16 and I’m a heavy 16.

 

[Pumpkinpie0991]

I think it definitely shows when she getting paid she makes the effort, when she's not she cba!I think she's looked better in the last couple of hauls, I'm not a fan of pink clove, everything is a bit too short for my liking! But she did look nice! I think she tries too hard to be 'trendy' forgetting she's not 23 any more!

but she didn’t put no effort into the makeup a few weeks ago. I guess maybe it’s just when she can be arsed regardless.

 

[Romy]

I think they probably have good craic milli seems very easy going and agree a lot of the piss taking is for the followers. As mentioned before he was a looker! But if you scroll back on her posts she used to do herself up faaaaab. Do it again jess

Yeah they should try to lose a bit for their own comfort. Good on her to do the fitnessMarshall.

 

[conrea37]

She will have her hair slathered in that fenola stuff in no time.

I love Fanola

 

[They See Me Trolling...]

I find it really weird that she has garlic bread for a starter

Why is it weird? Granted if I was gonna have it I’d have it as a side but I don’t think it’s weird

 

[Bitchandstitch]

I had a very healthy pregnancy and birth, glucose test + all blood tests bang on normal. Text book pregnancy and I was pushing 24stone I was treated awfully by medical professionals though, despite nothing being wrong with me!

Exactly the same with all 3 of my pregnancies, Everything was text book. so glad there was nothing wrong because of how badly i got treated by most of the medical professionals, would of hate to have seen them more then i did!

 

[Pixie85]

Is there a thread for fattyboomtatty?

There is one.... be t only has like 5 posts

Fattyboomtatty

I couldn't find a thread on her but does anyone else find it disgusting how she eats on Instagram stories. It's so vile. Also she is always claiming to be super poor yet often has take outs and buys new clothes.

tattle.life

 

[Instafamous1]

I think we can all agree that she is a dirty person who doesn’t have any care for her own hygiene or basic cleanliness in her house. Imagine being her friend and her inviting you round for dinner? I’d be hesitant to eat food from someone like her. She seems like the type to scratch her arse, smell her hand and keep chopping! Yuck!

Omg. I am fucking crying! Your posts killl me

 

[urghmummybloggers]

I had just logged in to actually stick up for Jess for a moment! Normally she pissed me off with the “sizing up” etc. We all know some brands are different for sizes (e.g. H&M I am 2 or 3 sizes bigger there it’s mental ). Anyway when I saw her in them Adidas leggings the other day (before she showed they didn’t fit) I thought oh fuck I’ve ordered them, oh fuck I’ve ordered the same size (2XL) thinking oh shit were the same size and I’m deluded. I am usually a size 24. Then I saw they didn’t fit her and felt relieved slightly. I must say, she did better than me! I couldn’t get them on at all. I probably could have done a Jess and stretched them to fuck trying to get them on but I couldn’t even get them past half way up my thighs. I am normally a size 24 and occasionally a 26, but generally 24. Adidas state these are a 24-26. Not a chance, I wouldn’t even say they were more like a 22, I’d say 20 or even larger 18. There was no way I could have got even close to wearing them.

Super pissed off as I ordered 3 Adidas leggings from very and every pair was the same. To be honest it was that bad I don’t even know why I tried the other 2 pairs

Adidas is well hit and miss - I normally buy a large which is 16-18 - I brought a style (originals only) and could barely get them over my arse and they were so see through!

 

[Jammydodge]

Aldi fresh counter ..£1.29 ! I couldn't help myself! Next stop Sainsburys to get the Branston pickle to go with it !

 

[AllGreyEverything]

I love Fanola

I've never used it to be fair but have used other purple shampoos when I used to have blond hair. I just feel like there is a difference between using it to take away the brassiness & what she does with it. She seems to want to leave it on for ages to completely change the colour of her hair. I dont know why she doesn't just get a toner when she gets her hair done if that's the look she wants.