Jessontheplussize #5 Eat the choc, pop the spots, tie your t-shirt into knots!

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Right do we need to start a corned beef thread!?!

p.s. LOVE corned beef pasty and pie!
 
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I had just logged in to actually stick up for Jess for a moment! Normally she pissed me off with the “sizing up” etc. We all know some brands are different for sizes (e.g. H&M I am 2 or 3 sizes bigger there it’s mental 🤣). Anyway when I saw her in them Adidas leggings the other day (before she showed they didn’t fit) I thought oh duck I’ve ordered them, oh duck I’ve ordered the same size (2XL) thinking oh tit were the same size and I’m deluded. I am usually a size 24. Then I saw they didn’t fit her and felt relieved slightly. I must say, she did better than me! I couldn’t get them on at all. I probably could have done a Jess and stretched them to duck trying to get them on but I couldn’t even get them past half way up my thighs. I am normally a size 24 and occasionally a 26, but generally 24. Adidas state these are a 24-26. Not a chance, I wouldn’t even say they were more like a 22, I’d say 20 or even larger 18. There was no way I could have got even close to wearing them.

Super pissed off as I ordered 3 Adidas leggings from very and every pair was the same. To be honest it was that bad I don’t even know why I tried the other 2 pairs 🤣😂
 
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I had just logged in to actually stick up for Jess for a moment! Normally she pissed me off with the “sizing up” etc. We all know some brands are different for sizes (e.g. H&M I am 2 or 3 sizes bigger there it’s mental 🤣). Anyway when I saw her in them Adidas leggings the other day (before she showed they didn’t fit) I thought oh duck I’ve ordered them, oh duck I’ve ordered the same size (2XL) thinking oh tit were the same size and I’m deluded. I am usually a size 24. Then I saw they didn’t fit her and felt relieved slightly. I must say, she did better than me! I couldn’t get them on at all. I probably could have done a Jess and stretched them to duck trying to get them on but I couldn’t even get them past half way up my thighs. I am normally a size 24 and occasionally a 26, but generally 24. Adidas state these are a 24-26. Not a chance, I wouldn’t even say they were more like a 22, I’d say 20 or even larger 18. There was no way I could have got even close to wearing them.

Super pissed off as I ordered 3 Adidas leggings from very and every pair was the same. To be honest it was that bad I don’t even know why I tried the other 2 pairs 🤣😂
The Adidas leggings with the thicker band at the top come up better I think, not great but they have a bit more in them to pull them up lol, think I still had to size up in them though as they are quite thick x
 
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Right do we need to start a corned beef thread!?!

p.s. LOVE corned beef pasty and pie!
Can we add spam as a food of topic. As I was made to have that as a child and sas traumatised and equally as insulted by it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭🤣

The Adidas leggings with the thicker band at the top come up better I think, not great but they have a bit more in them to pull them up lol, think I still had to size up in them though as they are quite thick x
Yeah to be fair I feel for Jess because I have a bigger bum and find similar issues with bottoms. I’ve always wanted to invest in a pair of Khloe Kardashain good Americans because you can get them tailored based on your butt size 🤣 has anyone ever owned a pair ?
 
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Ahhhhhhh I retract my Adidas comment. The leggings have always fit me like a glove but I've no arse - plenty of meat though 😂
 
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God,I love spam. Just had a spam fritter last week from the fish shop,it was bloody lovely.
 
I had just logged in to actually stick up for Jess for a moment! Normally she pissed me off with the “sizing up” etc. We all know some brands are different for sizes (e.g. H&M I am 2 or 3 sizes bigger there it’s mental 🤣). Anyway when I saw her in them Adidas leggings the other day (before she showed they didn’t fit) I thought oh duck I’ve ordered them, oh duck I’ve ordered the same size (2XL) thinking oh tit were the same size and I’m deluded. I am usually a size 24. Then I saw they didn’t fit her and felt relieved slightly. I must say, she did better than me! I couldn’t get them on at all. I probably could have done a Jess and stretched them to duck trying to get them on but I couldn’t even get them past half way up my thighs. I am normally a size 24 and occasionally a 26, but generally 24. Adidas state these are a 24-26. Not a chance, I wouldn’t even say they were more like a 22, I’d say 20 or even larger 18. There was no way I could have got even close to wearing them.

Super pissed off as I ordered 3 Adidas leggings from very and every pair was the same. To be honest it was that bad I don’t even know why I tried the other 2 pairs 🤣😂
Adidas is well hit and miss - I normally buy a large which is 16-18 - I brought a style (originals only) and could barely get them over my arse and they were so see through!
 
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Can we add spam as a food of topic. As I was made to have that as a child and sas traumatised and equally as insulted by it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭🤣


Yeah to be fair I feel for Jess because I have a bigger bum and find similar issues with bottoms. I’ve always wanted to invest in a pair of Khloe Kardashain good Americans because you can get them tailored based on your butt size 🤣 has anyone ever owned a pair ?
Yes they are lush

I want a pair of the new ones too
 
I had just logged in to actually stick up for Jess for a moment! Normally she pissed me off with the “sizing up” etc. We all know some brands are different for sizes (e.g. H&M I am 2 or 3 sizes bigger there it’s mental 🤣). Anyway when I saw her in them Adidas leggings the other day (before she showed they didn’t fit) I thought oh duck I’ve ordered them, oh duck I’ve ordered the same size (2XL) thinking oh tit were the same size and I’m deluded. I am usually a size 24. Then I saw they didn’t fit her and felt relieved slightly. I must say, she did better than me! I couldn’t get them on at all. I probably could have done a Jess and stretched them to duck trying to get them on but I couldn’t even get them past half way up my thighs. I am normally a size 24 and occasionally a 26, but generally 24. Adidas state these are a 24-26. Not a chance, I wouldn’t even say they were more like a 22, I’d say 20 or even larger 18. There was no way I could have got even close to wearing them.

Super pissed off as I ordered 3 Adidas leggings from very and every pair was the same. To be honest it was that bad I don’t even know why I tried the other 2 pairs 🤣😂
Adidas plus size clothing is shocking. I sized up to a size 30 from a 24/26 in joggers and they still didn't fit.

Nike is the same. I have some leggings from there which I can squeeze into but they would fit someone who is a size 16 easily.

And as for corned beef Gate who even says they're insulted that someone eats corned beef and its not even cheap. Its about £3 a can
 
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Exactly, I’m not really sure what the OP was getting at other than to be completely offensive.
Who, me? I am from and live in Teesside, the poorest part of the North East! I wasn't generalising, I was pondering.

Not quite sure how I can offend anyone when 2 tins of corned beef is a lot cheaper than 800g of diced meat to make a penackelty for a family of 4, something I have learnt from actually LIVING IT.
ETA: I'm sorry if people think I have turned something as stupid as corned beef into a bleeping class issue - I was merely making the observation that it is popular in the NE. You only have to go to a branch of Greggs to know that.

And as for corned beef Gate who even says they're insulted that someone eats corned beef and its not even cheap. Its about £3 a can
Sorry but where do you go shopping? £3 a can?? More like £1.50! Unless you're buying gourmet corned beef 🤣
 
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