Jessontheplussize #5 Eat the choc, pop the spots, tie your t-shirt into knots!

[Furnessian]

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Bakes for six, coat’s too small, thinks we deserve another crappy haul

 

[MadameFoner]

Well my haul came today too! I'm loving it all! I find a lot of plus size stores still don't fit true to size but I can honestly say Yours is generous, so it's nice. Love the black dress, even bought a belt, I have never owned one before, the denim jacket is lovely and the shacket. I'm thrilled! I'm hating some plus size clothes at the minute, I'm sorry but what overweight woman wants to wear a crop top or a sleeveless top, with slogans like "My hips don't lie"....no, mine defo dont, there right there..wide and fat but I don't need to announce it on my fucking t-shirt!!!! And I'm not getting at anyone who does wear that stuff but I personally couldnt. I like my belly covered and at least the top of my arms.

 

[Charliebilly]

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Jess and milli, are they twins? All round to grammars for Sunday dins

 

[urghmummybloggers]

She looks great tonight, clean, well fitted clothes, nice make up
PS - please let this corned beef chat fucking die - IT’S BORING AS FUCK

 

[Mimemamo]

But to be fair, shes on lockdown and off work and had no kids.
So yea, go for it watching 3 Indiana Jones films

 

[Scragbags]

I feel like she can't win though. Having biscuits without a pt session 'she needs to sort herself out'

Biscuits and a pt session is better than nowt

 

[AllGreyEverything]

She could probably fill a gap in the market quite well if she continues to put the effort in. There is bound to be lots of 30+ (dont actually know how old she is but she must be about 30) overweight women looking for inspiration for clothes, hair, makeup etc. Folk that still want to be a bit fashionable but not to the same degree that a teenager would. Alot of the influencers are desperate to stay young but I dont think they recognise that is not what everyone wants. The endless hauls of boohoo shite with the slapping heid were awful. Nothing she was showing was of any interest to me. The clothes were shit, she looked like she had rolled out of bed & realistically alot of it didnt fit. Just because you can get it on doesn't mean it fits. The last 2 lots however have been much better. I would be interested to know how much money she has made from a boohoo haul & the yours clothing pink jacket just to be able to compare the two.

 

[They See Me Trolling...]

I can’t believe she abs just advertised to 72,000 people that she didn’t finish her antibiotics last time, kept them and then has just taken them now. That’s exactly what you are told not to do! You take them as told and don’t hoard them. What a bloody idiot. It’s just such an irresponsible thing to do!

 

[Sozhun]

Thread suggestion: lazy jess still won't wash, only sharing small businesses to make her some dosh

 

[Mickybrowneyes]

I don’t understand why everyone is saying that Jess is down? I think Jess is a major party animal and doesn’t cope when she can’t hit the piss every week. If you want to look at her life as a whole she’s actually got it quite easy. She’s still got a job, buys whatever she wants, has a house etc. I don’t see her depressed, I see her as annoyed that she can’t go socialise every week. If corona has done anything to people it’s made people force Themselves to look at their life.

 

[Nellyellie]

Well we know what she had for breakfast now

 

[They See Me Trolling...]

I think her size maybe contributes to her laziness as she seems to be really heavy and lethargic, I know when I was heavier I’d find it way harder to do simple tasks because it was so hard for me to move around, I think sometimes her heaviness is why she is so lazy. Not being rude to anyone who is her size, but she needs to get healthier, she seems to be really stagnant and flumpy lately. It’s good that she’s working out but I think the main issue with Jess is her awful diet

her size is not why she’s lazy, as one of the many many fat people on this thread, we all wash and tidy up our homes.

 

[Blahblah93]

Thread title suggestion -

"No Perry, the hat looks shit"

 

[urghmummybloggers]

Not an attack but why has everything got be labelled as depression? She’s been a dirty bastard even when she’s appeared happy and living her best life. Her hygiene habits aren’t new. I’ve followed her for years and she’s always been iffy with it.

I think it’s mostly to do with the amount of weight she’s put on and tiredness associated with it than anything else.

 

[Bima6694]

Hello, looooong time lurker, first time poster here

I usually read this thread and sit on the fence as to whether everyone's a bit too harsh on Jess

But today, I watched her do her workout..... With full make up on.... And waited for her next story of her changed and with her make up removed....

As of 9:30 she is still in those work out clothes and said full make up HOW??? I feel like I need a shower watching it

 

[Sozhun]

Trying to pull off a square cut coat on a round body is never going to work hence why the full length coats looked so bad. They just hung square from her hips to the floor and made her look like a 3 foot wide rectangle. She needs to dress for her shape but that will only happen when she finally comes to terms with what her shape actually is since her weight gain.
That first cropped jacket looked ridiculous as if it had shrunk in the wash or she'd put on a child's coat. Definitely not a look she can pull off im afraid

 

[Nellyellie]

She looks lovely in the dresses again.
I live local to Jess so I’m in local lockdown too, I had a bit of a meltdown as we didn’t go out last weekend anywhere and I end up crawling the walls and seriously spiralling. But we are so lucky in the north east that we have tons of countryside and beaches within half an hour drive. Her and Milli could easily jump in the car with the dog and get out and clear her head! Sitting stewing in your own misery will not help

 

[Dont swipe up!]

So are we gonna get back to talking about Jess anytime soon or am I gonna have to to open a corned beef thread?

 

[Charliebilly]

Their stuff is way overpriced. They’re constantly giving her free stuff but want me to pay a fortune I THINK NOT. Gift less and charge less

 

[Isanythingrealanymore]

Oh god enough corned beef chat now or we may as well rename this thread