Jessontheplussize #41 Better now than never Pet

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rogueapostrophe

GossBoss said:
People, and especially Jess, need to realise that leggings are not trousers
Made me chuckle when she said they were "snatched" at the ankle
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I’d love to know what she thinks the word “snatched” means. Does she just means it’s too tight at the ankles???
 
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Diddikins

She needs some new describing words because everything can’t be snatched.

With the leggings, I’m assuming she means they are tight and not bagging around the ankle. When she says it about clothes, I’m think she means pulling her in and giving her a bit of shape (which, let’s be honest, nothing looks snatched when she’s walking around with her gunt on full display).
 
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Weezaweeza

Jesus Christ MY EYES. LEGGINGS ARE NOT TROUSERS JESS, I REPEAT LEGGINGS ARE NOT TROUSERS

I’m sorry but that grey colour just makes her look like an actual elephant ! I’m not even talking about her size, just that the colour is the same colour as elephant skin!
 
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Diddikins

I thought exactly the same.
 
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mee43

Hmm - it’s weird because she definitely looked like she had when she was trying on the dresses for the wedding.
Maybe good angles.
 
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MJx

Her toes are messy - she got white bits hanging off by the looks of it….

And what the hell has she done to her face? Why doesn’t she constantly put these harsh products on her face … what’s wrong with water ?
 

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Weezaweeza

What is she stressed about? Packing a case for a holiday when she’s had weeks to do so and isn’t trying to fit it in around a full time job and all the other time consuming responsibilities a lot of people have? She has no clue does she, she isn’t in the real world
 
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rogueapostrophe

Instacunts seem to be challenged by the most basic of things despite the leisurely lifestyle they lead!
 
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Sozhun

Her blood pressure must be sky high for her face to be burning like that. She needs to get checked out sharpish before she has a stroke! That’s totally not normal, especially about packing a suitcase
 
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Diddikins

She’s pathetic. Stressed over packing a case. I work full time and manage to pack for multiple holidays a year without needing beta blockers. Grow up, Make a list, stick to it and then weigh your case. If it’s within the limit, fab, if not, rearrange. It isn’t difficult or taxing let’s be honest.

Shes probably packing for Milli the Manchild as well because she clearly doesn’t trust him to do it.
 
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traceymrsd

& If she thinks one make up brush is going to make a difference shes needs to give her fucking shake
 
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Furnessian

“Stressed out” over having to pack a case. Jesus Christ.

God help her when she really has something to get stressed about.
 
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traceymrsd

There she is with the seat belt extender post - it's the same content every time she goes away
 
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Diddikins

I’m amazed she posted that she used the extender. She doesn’t usually. She usually only posts when she doesn’t need it. Thankfully no shots of them looking gormless outside the airport. My bingo card has failed miserably so far.
 
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Adaptablecoffee

She posted last time she went away about the extender. Tbf it made me ask for one when we went away earlier in the month and I didn’t feel a dck for doing it.
 
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Diddikins

She always posts about there being no shame in asking for an extender, which of course there isn’t, but I don’t ever recall her posting a picture of her actually using one. She usually posts the seatbelt fitting her bit saying about no shame in asking for an extender.
 
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Crazymum

Same old shit. The seat belt extender story we get every time. I mean anyone with a working eye can see no belts going round that gunt without one. However no one cares.
 

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