Haha! I forgot all about that. Cue her making the most basic and incorrect iced coffee. Shoving milk and ice in a beaker and pouring over instant coffee she has stuck a milk frother into. The clue is in the name Jess. It's not the coffee you froth with it.
And don’t forget the half a gallon of flavoured syrup in the glass too! So basically making a sugary milkshake with the slightest hint of coffee!Haha! I forgot all about that. Cue her making the most basic and incorrect iced coffee. Shoving milk and ice in a beaker and pouring over instant coffee she has stuck a milk frother into. The clue is in the name Jess. It's not the coffee you froth with it.
And earrings are yuerringsLesson for the day
Learning mule is pronounced as ‘meww’ like the Pokémon
She also changes her D's to J's.And earrings are yuerrings
I know. She wasted a whole story just flapping her arms about. Just re-record it. Its getting tiresome this whole “scatty” thing she likes to portray.She's just so not funny anymore - what on earth was the "hello" performance just now
That would be one long-arse food funeral!I was thinking earlier, she's gone from never leaving the house to being out 2/3 times a week. Not only that it's always for food and drink and she said it's like that until at least June. Do we think she has WLS planned and she's going all out until she has to start the diet?
Would it shock you tho?That would be one long-arse food funeral!
Absolutely this - she is in denial! That's 2 dresses in recent weeks that haven't been plisse or stretchy that she can't fucking breathe in. She even complained about the length of the belt on the H&M dress yesterdayIm howling at the caption. The dress has no stretch and comes up small
Maybe, just maybe Jess, you’re not actually a size 26 when it’s not stretchy/oversized/floaty fabric?
the long dresses yesterday, she said they were 3xl so 28-30, they fitted her perfectly!
Not in the slightestWould it shock you tho?
Do we really need to see her reaching up her skirt like that. It makes me queasy. I did know that the aff link was coming though. She only ever shows that stick thing when she’s linking it.Watched today’s GRWM reel and thought why oh why does she have to show everyone her sticking and using the anti chaff stick up her skirtand then it became clear. So she could do yet another aff link on it
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