What's Laura's crack? I can't be bothered to soft through pages and pages of her thread to find out about her health lol
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Had her apron belly cut off at a private clinic abroad, broke her leg, surgery cut got infected, ended up in hospital with a pulmonary embolism, NHS sorted her out. Unclear to us as to whether the clots caused by surgery or leg.
She's making out it's because of her leg, nothing to do with what sounds like super risky surgery. I looked up the surgery she said she had and it seems to be reserved for patients that have had massive weight loss and have been left with lots of loose skin. Doesn't sound like the right thing for her!
Yeah, it wasn’t an “empty” apron belly, was it? I’m glad she is ok and that but duck me, how drastic?
She doesn't seem OK tbh. I think this may have life altering consequences for her. Although I did eye roll at her crying about how much money she has lost and how brands don't want to work with her now. Did she not think this through!
Anyway, back to Jess before I derail the thread with my thoughts on Laura!
I’m not keen on the bottomless brunch outfit. I hate those shoes.
Tucking in the crotch part of that top made me want to heave. Still, it’s nice to see how Jim Royle would dress for a bottomless brunch.
That made me laugh when she did that, guarantee it rolled down all night.
She’s mad to think the jeans are too big for her, they’re just not straining at the front like her trousers usually do. Size 26 is the one for you, pet!
Yet she still afflinked a top that doesn't come close to fitting her! You can see her strappless bra & the idea of just tucking the gusset underneath
like you say it must have rolled down all nightShe can't reach which is why she tucked it up.Yet she still afflinked a top that doesn't come close to fitting her! You can see her strappless bra & the idea of just tucking the gusset underneath
I hope it wasn’t a buffet, wouldn’t want that crotch flapping in the Caesar salad
Haha I didn't even think of that but yeah as a size 16 I sometimes struggle to fasten the poppers (even more so after a few proseccos
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So apart from the black swimsuit and the sarong every size is available in all other items in the swim collection.
Selling fast then eh?
Selling fast then eh?
So three social occasions for her birthday.. not one in a collection outfit hmmmm
Don’t worry, the salad at the buffet is safe from flapping as Jess only eats beige food. Or cake!
I'm surprised she didn't just roll down the bra straps like she usually does! The fit is terribleYet she still afflinked a top that doesn't come close to fitting her! You can see her strappless bra & the idea of just tucking the gusset underneath
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