Jessontheplussize #35 Jess Your pizzas on fire and contents still dire!

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Tiny-T

traceymrsd said:
It feels a bit Groundhog Day cos we had thia discussion recently but how much food is she making for her two visitors tomorrow
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I laughed when she said she was making a buffet, what happened to all the food left over from Saturday?
 
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PrincessJeanie

I reckon they never materialised and that’s why the people who ordered the costume had their orders cancelled. Basically anything in the leopard print wasn’t available.
 
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PrincessJeanie

Christ that corned beef pie looks like a heart attack waiting to happen surely the corned beef is salty enough without adding a stock cube to it as well? plus she’s doing quiche which means even more pastry, cheese, etc…. She’ll lose her collab with ITS soon cos she’ll be too big to get in any of their clothes if she’s not careful.
 
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Sofa spud

I wish they had a bigger dog, every time I see poor Darcy near them on the floor I want to pick her up so she doesn’t get squished
 
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Larrythelurker

PrincessJeanie said:
I reckon they never materialised and that’s why the people who ordered the costume had their orders cancelled. Basically anything in the leopard print wasn’t available.
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The leopard shorts and shirt cover up was delayed. The costume and bikini launched as normal.
 
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Diddikins

traceymrsd said:
It feels a bit Groundhog Day cos we had thia discussion recently but how much food is she making for her two visitors tomorrow
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How can she not see that a massive corned beef pie (), a large quiche AND a cornflake tart thing is a ridiculous amount of food just to feed three people. Throw in a salad and few bags of crisps and it would have been enough for the party on Saturday.

Seriously though, why does she go so over the top. I get that she’d rather have too much than not enough but it’s not hard to see that just that one pie will feed at least four people.
 
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BunnyBoo0102

Why didn’t she just bake a load of shit instead of prattling about with a pizza oven she will never use again and spending too much money on pizza and a untouched grazing table. Or just use things from that.

I think she just loves a excuse to eat loads of shit.
 
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uglybettybetty

Milli acts mentally a bit slow, don’t mean that rudely but it’s like he’s a penny short! He reminds me of my autistic cousin who acts almost exactly like him!!! Autism is very often undiagnosed so I wouldn’t be surprised if he is on the spectrum.
 
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Tiny-T

traceymrsd said:
Is it normal to use crunchy nut cornflakes in a cornflake tart???
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Is it normal to use a whole box of crunchy nut when the recipe says 100grams? When she said I’ll add a little bit more. When she was putting it into the dish I thought fucking hell there’s literally 3/4 times the amount that was in there before.
 
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BronskiBeat

Would you not just make that pie in the morning and pop it in the oven about an hour before your family get there.... oh and also lose the other two pastry dishes!!!
 
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Skinny

No you sweaty fat fucks save it for tomorrow!

What is this obsession with eating stuff before the event. It ruins it! Leave it alone! Fgs!
 

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mee43

I refuse to click on her stories at the moment because she’s just making me feel irritated
Is this for her family housewarming?
(I’m convinced something went wrong with the party/it didn’t happen. The grazing table deffo looked untouched)
 
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JSquared

We see short bursts of him and I think he’s just awkward AF rather than anything else. She slags him off and then parades him for content so I’d give little as possible as well!
 
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PrincessJeanie

This food she’s making today is just for her, her mum and a friend for tomorrow. Oh and maybe Milli may get some Nothing to do with the family housewarming.
 
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mee43

PrincessJeanie said:
This food she’s making today is just for her, her mum and a friend for tomorrow. Oh and maybe Milli may get some Nothing to do with the family housewarming.
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Absolutely crazy. Maybe she’ll give her Mum some to take home for her partner? Doubtful though!
 
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Diddikins

mee43 said:
Absolutely crazy. Maybe she’ll give her Mum some to take home for her partner? Doubtful though!
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Will there be much left after this pair of fat greedy cunts have finished “trying” it?
Why does she always have to taste it first. Last time she made two quiches for three of them she took two massive chunks out of the quiche.
Also, we now find out that Milli doesn’t even like quiche so greedy guts Jess scoffs the leftovers to herself. But it’s ok, because she puts it in a salad.
 
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Tiny-T

Note the recipes are to serve 8-10 people.

All baked out, she didn’t actually do anything other than put a couple of things together to make a filling. Everything else came in a bloody tin/jar or ready made.
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Just looked back at the recipes. There is 4000 calories in the quiche and 3050 in the tart. That’s if you used the recommended amounts (which she didn’t) plus the corned beef pie on top.
 
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