Jessontheplussize #31 Hairs gone lighter, clothes getting tighter, still at mams & contents getting lighter

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These are the questions?? So obvious that they’re faked.
I’m in a foul mood today, but honestly, what a complete fraud she is. I can just picture her now, with her hand on her heart and her plastic smile, gushing about all the lovely messages she’s had
 
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So they’ve given her a 10% discount code that people can use on her new collection. Let’s be honest even with an extra 10% off they’re going to struggle to sell this hideous collection. They know it and that’s why they’ve done it. She’s so OTT today and her fakeness is so evident.
 
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mand she’s acting as if it’s the best discount in the world
Give it until next week it will all be in the reduced to clear section cos it’s SHITE

I wish she would stop saying people think it’s the best ever, who are these people???!!!
 
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So she says it’s true to size but then says for people to size down? I’m confused by that.
 
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These people are obviously figments of her imagination or else they are very short sighted
 
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Over on Poppy’s thread there’s a calendar recording all the days she’s in Edin vs Essex. Can I suggest a calendar where we mark every day she wears something from her own collection?
 
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You took the words out of my mouth. When I was watching her stories about how many messages she’s got from people saying they love it I literally thought “who are these people that love it?”
 
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You took the words out of my mouth. When I was watching her stories about how many messages she’s got from people saying they love it I literally thought “who are these people that love it?”
There's a woman who I follow who works for the same company I (&Jess) used to work for.

She's quite short & very overweight, is on a *diet* every day bit never seems to change weight/size etc

Anyway, she is always buying from Jess collections & appears to really like all her items...

They don't suit her either
 
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Why always say the same thing though because it makes it even more obvious it’s bullshit…every single collection is her “favourite yet” (this is by FAR the worst one I’ve seen and let’s face it, that’s saying something as they’re always shit) and she’s always the most excited she’s ever been.

She was acting like she was going to share something realllyyy exciting….and it was a measly 10% discount. The way she said she hopes it “helps” bloody patronising git. OMG thank you soooo much Jess, £45 was well out of my price range but now I can get It for £40.50 my life is made!

Darcy is sweet though, bless her.
 
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I don’t know why anyone follows her? You can easily watch the car crash without giving her the numbers.
 
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I'm so proud that salt gate made it.
 
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It should be called “The Jess Doubtfire Collection”
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#32 Jess Doubtfire and her social media quagmire, ITS contract on the wire.
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Straight out of the plastic placket, couldn't even be arsed to steam the creases out for her.


Also, 'linen look' - polyester linen look?

 
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Her hairdresser needs retraining. My roots are like hers but I last got my hair coloured 7 weeks ago and I was my hair everyday
 
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New irritation unlocked: the way she clicks/tuts in-between talking and the over use of the word "like"
I'm a geordie and I get its the lingo but it sounds as though she doesn't know what she's about to say half the time so fills in the pauses with "like"
 
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And again, she’s rubbing her hands all over her face and then admitting to poking at it with a blackhead removing tool.
 
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And again, she’s rubbing her hands all over her face and then admitting to poking at it with a blackhead removing tool.
And because it’s Jess, you just know that she doesn’t ever sterilise the spot tools
 
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