Goodriddens
Well-known member
That is 10000% ChatGPT
I'm dying hahahahaha
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I'm dying hahahahaha
emmygluewho
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The fact she named her DOG and CAT after Ruby Tuesday Mathews kids?! Really speaks volumes.
fakefriendsonthegram
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Jessamphetamine lacking dopamine; Expresso coffee candles, Bloom is a shambles. Itsy, bitsy red bikini, are those minge hairs or a Botched epi?
Goodriddens
Well-known member
Let's not forget "Christmas bubbles"
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Oh and don't you love how when putting on the lip liner, she says "and I have to say, this went on rather smooth!" Girl, I thought these were your "top three items" from that brand?
(We already know you only shop makeup from Mecca but it makes it extra funny when you can't even cover up the fact that any ads for this brand are actually first impressions, confirming you've never tried any of it before selling to your audience)
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Oh and don't you love how when putting on the lip liner, she says "and I have to say, this went on rather smooth!" Girl, I thought these were your "top three items" from that brand?
(We already know you only shop makeup from Mecca but it makes it extra funny when you can't even cover up the fact that any ads for this brand are actually first impressions, confirming you've never tried any of it before selling to your audience)
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gawjussssfabric
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Wowwww just listened to Goldie Her speech is shocking. I have a child with speech delays & im shocked they think this is normal & that she is ready for school next year. As for the poor boys being treated like that, you can hear one of them say “I never get” & then it cuts out. They both favour the golden child because she gets the most views. Gotta make that mortgage payment somehow. She isn’t even cute. Sorry not sorry.
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Also see how poor Bowie crept forward like he was going to get into trouble for being there!! If I already didn’t think she was a cunt I do now.
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Also see how poor Bowie crept forward like he was going to get into trouble for being there!! If I already didn’t think she was a cunt I do now.
Justanotheraussie
Active member
I've lost count of the number of ads she's done in the last week...Bloom is definitely not as successful as she hoped. I remember her saying she wanted to do her own brand so she doesn't have to advertise anyone else's brand anymore...that worked out well didn't it 
gawjussssfabric
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To be honest Goldie needs a preschool not a daycare. My kids were turning six in kindy so I’m all for holding them back if they aren’t ready & a lot of kids aren’t at four. Goldie isn’t ready. no one can understand her Jess. By her age she should be understood by people who aren’t around her often. At the moment Messi & Filth are translators not parents.
StickyTapeTits
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Yeah nah, turning someone else’s wedding into an all-about-you video compilation is absolutely fucked. Don’t do that.
fakefriendsonthegram
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Would love to know what the fuck she is doing to ensure her children aren't fucked by her parenting?? Is she insane? When does she consider them or put them before herself? Is she that delusional that she feels she does this for them? Crazy.
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accountaNILity
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‘Hey ChatGP write a blurb about mothering and hustling’
StickyTapeTits
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Proving, once again, that you absolutely cannot polish a turd…..
pixie spotty
Chatty Member
Let me get this straight. This mole can get her lips tattooed but can’t take her child to an ENT appointment?
StickyTapeTits
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Old Messii Jessii looking a bit tattle rattled this morning. We knew last week that Tayla had escaped, doll. It was a ridiculous idea hiring her in the first place. You were trying to show all the haters that you’re an 
AcTuAl bUsInEsS wOmAn , when in reality, you’re working one hour a day selling useless, imported crap from the charred remains of your Burpengary shed.
Enjoy not having to drive to The Burp anymore, Tayla. Thanks for the mems.
AcTuAl bUsInEsS wOmAn , when in reality, you’re working one hour a day selling useless, imported crap from the charred remains of your Burpengary shed.Enjoy not having to drive to The Burp anymore, Tayla. Thanks for the mems.
fakefriendsonthegram
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It really beggars belief doesn't it? Unfortunately this is the poor version of parenting we are showing off to the next generation when they literally 'look up' to these nobodies. Impressionable mums may think its normal to be so self absorbed, putting their kids in 'skewl' (daycare) to concentrate on their own lives and giving their children the bare minimum because "don't judge my parenting" is the standard catch phrase for the bare minimum mums to feel better about themselves. I hate the social media world we live in. I hate Jessiiiika Wilson and how she has gotten away with being a terrible shit mother - her deadbeat husband needs to grow a pair.
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ohmybortch
Chatty Member
Fuck I hope she puts expresso on her candle labels.
StickyTapeTits
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She no longer follows Filthy Phil, and he doesn’t follow her. I’m fairly sure they used to. I wonder what went down?