A fitted dress probably backless with massive slit up to the thigh.Well you never know it might go all Pete Tong and a relative may put there hand up and object to the whole debacle
Im looking forward to 15 bridemaids. Michelle one of them
I like the whole OTT approach it should be televised. I bet its fun to watch that family.
Hopefully its on Quest Red
Do you think..Princess dress👰♀️
or
fishtail fitted dress
I think fitted with long sleeves and a long train.
It will need to be with 15 bridemaids
Cant wait!!
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Forgot to add babydoll dress to the list
I can forsee mark.
No socks, loafers, figure hugging 3 piece blue or white (if abroad) suit.
There wont be a dry eye in the room.
They love wearing whiteForgot to add babydoll dress to the list
I can forsee mark.
No socks, loafers, figure hugging 3 piece blue or white (if abroad) suit.
There wont be a dry eye in the room.
Poor Jess though its bad luck isnt it?
Prob bridesmaids in sugar pink or black.
I wonder what her wedding dance tune is?
I imagine Brian Mcknight or Whitney/Mariah.
Throw in a dirty dancing hold too
Wtf are those jeans she’s wearing!!
It’ll have to be ValerieI wonder what her wedding dance tune is?
I imagine Brian Mcknight or Whitney/Mariah.
Throw in a dirty dancing hold too
She’s singing Valerie at the chav up 
Her singing is so cringe 
OMG just came over to say of course she's singing Valerie at the party from hell. I really hope England lose and piss all over their cornflakes.She’s singing Valerie at the chav up
Unrecongnisable here Jess. I thought it was a filtered Katie PriceHer eyebrows/forehead/faceView attachment 658445wtf
Not the best ad for the makeup brushes.
The text on the brush is unreadable/blurred or has it come off...
I wonder if she trusts her makeup brushes on her wedding day?
What has she done to her face?!
Arge went and slid down the bouncy castle at the chav fest surprised the thing didn't explode.!
They've gone quiet hahaha.
She looks mid 40s. She could be Carol's younger sister.Her eyebrows/forehead/face
Was so cringe when she sang in TOWIEThe face you make when you finally get control of the mic
Oh god with her singing and Arg no doubt singing, I feel sorry for the neighbours!
Maybe they should have had Mark Wright playing in the team yesterday they might have won.
What they playing at?
Perhaps Mark shouldve been playing in the England team playing yesterday instead of commentating for Sky Sports..
What they playing at?
I wonder if the extended family actually like arg and Jess singing or whether secretly they are cringing like the rest of us? Someone should have the human decency to explain to them that they cannot, in fact, sing.
whoever told large he could sing has a lot to answer for
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