Jessica Wright (TOWIE/Mark Wright's sister)

[Sogdhitalley]

She needs her own thread so here it is...

 

[Sogdhitalley]

If she could shag herself she would.

 

[Londonsays]

I feel embarrassed every time I see her instragram posts, when she models outfits she always does really cringe poses.

 

[Gamu]

Her fiancé looks like Elon Musk.

 

[Runner1]

I can't stand the tik toks she does of Gemma Collins comes across as a bit mean girls I think pretending she is Gemma's mate but slyly taking the p out of her for likes.

 

[Yel]

This has to be posted, she released three singles about dancing and couldn't dance for toffee in any of them

It's an iconic video, the awful clothes, budget dancers. A masterpiece.

 

[Mums84]

Sometimes i womder if she is Natalya's mother

 

[QuirkyFlamingo]

This has to be posted, she released three singles about dancing and couldn't dance for toffee in any of them

It's an iconic video, the awful clothes, budget dancers. A masterpiece.

Oh dear. Not even her backing dancers can dance!! The whole thing is like an amateur TikTok video.

 

[Sticky One]

This has to be posted, she released three singles about dancing and couldn't dance for toffee in any of them

It's an iconic video, the awful clothes, budget dancers. A masterpiece.

god I forgot how bad that actually was

 

[Gamu]

What I love about that song are the beautiful and poetic lyrics. “Kick off my jimmy’s and feel alright”

 

[Diva18]

Sometimes i womder if she is Natalya's mother

I did think that myself. How old was Carol when she had Natalya?

 

[Peachy9]

This has to be posted, she released three singles about dancing and couldn't dance for toffee in any of them

It's an iconic video, the awful clothes, budget dancers. A masterpiece.

A wonderful huns masterpiece

 

[Eirawen]

This has to be posted, she released three singles about dancing and couldn't dance for toffee in any of them

It's an iconic video, the awful clothes, budget dancers. A masterpiece.

Yes but her family must have been so PROUD they probably played it endlessly and bragged to everyone about it.

 

[QuirkyFlamingo]

I did think that myself. How old was Carol when she had Natalya?

She was 40, and Jess would have been 15, so feasible for either of them to be Natalya’s mother. Interesting theory!!

 

[Greencatfysh]

Oh dear. Not even her backing dancers can dance!! The whole thing is like an amateur TikTok video.

Omg this is incredible! I didn’t know it existed! It’s worse than when Paris Hilton attempted to sing

 

[Beachbabe]

I can’t decide whether she is massively insecure or full of herself

 

[Mums84]

She was 40, and Jess would have been 15, so feasible for either of them to be Natalya’s mother. Interesting theory!!

Jess has maybe massaged her age a bit too so could have been 16 or 17. Just as they look very alike and Natalya also looks a bit different from the rest of them too if you know what i mean

 

[Eirawen]

Jess has maybe massaged her age a bit too so could have been 16 or 17. Just as they look very alike and Natalya also looks a bit different from the rest of them too if you know what i mean

I can see Big Mark in her more so than Jess, of course she could be taking after her grandad in looks. But there is some maternal vibe between Jess and Natalya, but that could be due to the big gap in age. Guess we will never know, but I can see where you're coming from. I live in Wales and it was (and still is to a lesser extent) the norm if a young girl got pregnant, for the baby to be brought up by the grandparents as their offspring.

 

[BumbleB]

Jess has been 33/34 for about 4 years.

 

[Disneylover]

Jess has maybe massaged her age a bit too so could have been 16 or 17. Just as they look very alike and Natalya also looks a bit different from the rest of them too if you know what i mean

I can just see it now, Natalya “You ain’t my muvva” Jess “Yes I am” in true Eastenders style

Jess is just so cringeworthy and desperate to be relevant, I feel ashamed for her. She’ll be desperate to be pregnant asap