Jessica Wright #4 Forget the Jubliee, Jess has given birth to Mark no.3

[aymef]

Whenever I see a “celeb” has done one of these magazine spreads, it always makes me wonder how can anyone think they are a good idea- it’s all so phoney. Any woman who has given birth knows two weeks afterwards you are wearing a sanitary towel the size of your forearm, your nipples are sore (regardless of whether you bf or not), you may be having hot flushes, you may not have had a bath yet, if you had stitches or a C-section, and any sudden movements feels like your uterus could drop out, added to that tiredness, you’re so so tired, even if you’re baby sleeps, you don’t because you spend every minute making sure they are ok and worrying they aren’t.
So let’s pose wearing all white with my naked baby lying on a white duvet looking all soft and fuzzy, that’s a really healthy sensible thing for a new mom. Is it any wonder new moms feel so much pressure.

 

[Loopylips]

Presley as in elvis… not for me

 

[ChickenLicking]

Probably enough to make our blood boil. I can’t believe people get paid to show off their crotch fruit, they aren’t anything special or any more important than anyone else.
I’d genuinely have a bit of respect if she donated any payment to a mother and baby unit or something worthwhile.

Crotch fruit - I love it

 

[Diddikins]

I’m sure Billi Mucklow’s sister has a child called Presley. I’m not sure about the middle name of Stone.

 

[ChickenLicking]

Whenever I see a “celeb” has done one of these magazine spreads, it always makes me wonder how can anyone think they are a good idea- it’s all so phoney. Any woman who has given birth knows two weeks afterwards you are wearing a sanitary towel the size of your forearm, your nipples are sore (regardless of whether you bf or not), you may be having hot flushes, you may not have had a bath yet, if you had stitches or a C-section, and any sudden movements feels like your uterus could drop out, added to that tiredness, you’re so so tired, even if you’re baby sleeps, you don’t because you spend every minute making sure they are ok and worrying they aren’t.
So let’s pose wearing all white with my naked baby lying on a white duvet looking all soft and fuzzy, that’s a really healthy sensible thing for a new mom. Is it any wonder new moms feel so much pressure.

Spot on - I was a freaking mess! I still am 15 years on

Is Master Wright-Lee-Kemp really called Presley Stone? Cindy Crawford's son has the same moniker.

 

[kj135]

Presley 🫢

 

[jo1983]

Jessica from series 1 of Love Island has a Presley im sure

 

[ChickenLicking]

William does seem nicer than that unctuous toad Ricky Rayment though. Jess deserved better.

I'll check out my local library's free copy of Hello! Magazine as I think that we all deserve to see the photoshoot.

 

[Lottieinthesuburbs]

I was expecting a horror of a name but this has still shocked me! Presley Lee hasn’t been thought through properly..,”Lee Lee”. Yes, Presley seems to be a popular name with the Essex z-list.

Wonder why she didn’t do a reveal in OK/Hello? I guess she didn’t get a look-in with the focus on the RF at the moment. Same for Sam Faiers, Lucy Meck and even that Hanna girl from Housewives of Cheshire. They must be fuming!

 

[fleabagster]

Presley OMG That’s worse than I expected. What’s wrong with a normal name???

 

[Bobsmith]

What a weird way to spell mark I’m assuming that’s how it’s pronounced!

It’s not a terrible name but it’s quite common I was expecting something more from her not sure what I thought but I would not have guessed Presley

What a weird way to spell mark I’m assuming that’s how it’s pronounced!

It’s not a terrible name but it’s quite common I was expecting something more from her not sure what I thought but I would not have guessed Presley

No wright in the name either which I am quite surprised by

 

[aymef]

Presley isn’t as out there as Stone - can’t quite understand that choice

 

[ChickenLicking]

Father Stone. Enough said.

 

[Gossipgirl79]

Did not see that coming! Was sure she’d go with family names.

 

[Miffy29]

Presley Stone I really thought he would be a Stanley or Alfie so I'm very surprised.

 

[Eirawen]

Presley OMG That’s worse than I expected. What’s wrong with a normal name???

Its awful but then again they are chavs

 

[Disneylover]

As if Presley wasn’t bad enough, bleeping Stone??! Come on

 

[Snowjoke]

They will probably call him prez or prezzy for short not able

 

[Norfolking Good]

As my husband would say ‘tit name, no fans!’

 

[Cocobaby09]

William does seem nicer than that unctuous toad Ricky Rayment though. Jess deserved better.

I'll check out my local library's free copy of Hello! Magazine as I think that we all deserve to see the photoshoot.

I’m watching old TOWIE when they’re in Vegas, and Ricky has a tit fit because Jess was taken up to the stage by the Chippendales such a petulant wee wank