Jessica Alves

[JuneJuneHannah]

I can't imagine how big it's going to be. Her current a is already so unnaturally proportioned to the rest of her.

 

[Jjjjj555]

They're getting the bigger bum as they're unhappy with their wide back, which is natural for a man, go figure! Adding a bigger bum would only make them look wider, in my opinion.

 

[Norfolking Good]

Oh god having had sciatica for 3 months once it is so painful, and sitting and standing hurt.
Why would you risk that for a cosmetic procedure that will look ridiculous.

 

[Resting Rage Face]

Me neither!! But can't wait to see the end result. I reckon it will be hilarious!! Cue more thong bikini photoshoots with his trotters stuffed in to a pair of fluffy mules.

 

[Flowerpotgirl]

Oh god having had sciatica for 3 months once it is so painful, and sitting and standing hurt.
Why would you risk that for a cosmetic procedure that will look ridiculous.

I can’t imagine thinking that surgery will make me happy.

 

[Cocobaby09]

This dose is everything that is wrong with the world. Born into money and spends his life spending his family's coin on disfiguring himself, building a global pipeline of surgeon-dealers so he can always guarantee his next fix, switching genders to accelerate the disfiguring and fame for being a circus freak and surrounded by enablers and hangers on who won't say no because of the £££ and insta notoriety.

What is this clown contributing to the world? What's a thing he has done for another human, what's his purpose, what's his legacy? He's your poster child for terrible parenting, social media addiction and fame for achieving less than nothing.

You've absolutely nailed it

They're getting the bigger bum as they're unhappy with their wide back, which is natural for a man, go figure! Adding a bigger bum would only make them look wider, in my opinion.

He will be wanting shoulder reduction surgery next

 

[Millais]

Anything from her about Transgender Day of Remembrance? Or is that not an ‘exploration of femininity’?

 

[JuneJuneHannah]

Looks like the op is today.

 

[TooFarScone]

Looks like the op is today.

That video like it's a hotel room Wee slippers on the bed and an oxygen tap on the wall.

The journey back will be excruciating I've got a pain in my a just thinking about it.

 

[OhDearFords]

Do you think she can actually close her mouth? Every single shot of her has her mouth open. And WTF is that gym outfit? Mrs Christmas leggings??

Preparing for post-surgery updates...!

 

[gingrog]

Do you think she can actually close her mouth? Every single shot of her has her mouth open. And WTF is that gym outfit? Mrs Christmas leggings??

Preparing for post-surgery updates...!

Add eyes to the 'do they even shut'. Just existing must be so uncomfortable

 

[JuneJuneHannah]

She will surely need to sleep on her front while the a heals but how do you sleep on those boobs???

 

[Ekathrina]

You can buy special air bed type contraptions that have a big hole in the a area to accommodate it. What a tit world we live in.

 

[JuneJuneHannah]

You can buy special air bed type contraptions that have a big hole in the a area to accommodate it. What a tit world we live in.

I live a very sheltered life

 

[Ekathrina]

Me too. I didn’t know about such contraptions until recently when I saw some Instagrammer talking about it. I thought at first she had a particularly bad case of piles, but no, it was a ‘BBL’ she was having.

 

[Jjjjj555]

But remember, Alves never follows post-op advice, like not sitting on the bum implants for 6 weeks (or however long it is).

 

[Lunagooner]

He's going to need some serious support pants to stop it drooping

 

[Autumncolors]

Big bottoms are not trendy anymore. Kim K and co. are skinny now. Jessica will regret her huge implants soon.

 

[WeefBellington]

Big bottoms are not trendy anymore. Kim K and co. are skinny now. Jessica will regret her huge implants soon.

Judging by the state of it, anaesthesia and being ‘controversial’ keep this one happy. Absolute car crash. Be surprised if they survive the surgery they are a mess

 

[JuneJuneHannah]

One day she won't survive. Her time is very limited after all these surgeries and the damage to her nose.