His bum might explode when he sits down!
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This dose is everything that is wrong with the world. Born into money and spends his life spending his family's coin on disfiguring himself, building a global pipeline of surgeon-dealers so he can always guarantee his next fix, switching genders to accelerate the disfiguring and fame for being a circus freak and surrounded by enablers and hangers on who won't say no because of the £££ and insta notoriety.
What is this clown contributing to the world? What's a thing he has done for another human, what's his purpose, what's his legacy? He's your poster child for terrible parenting, social media addiction and fame for achieving less than nothing.
What is this clown contributing to the world? What's a thing he has done for another human, what's his purpose, what's his legacy? He's your poster child for terrible parenting, social media addiction and fame for achieving less than nothing.
Human chicken Kiev
Imagine how painful sitting on two implants will be. I wonder if the surgeon has done that before or just using Jessica to see if it works.
Totally agree, the narcissism is off the scale. He's a total waste of space. If he'd been born into a poor family and actually had to work perhaps his life would have been better because all this surgery would have been out of reach.
I disliked everything about that Insta story but what nearly made me throw my phone at the wall was Alves basically saying, “Girls, come and get surgically modified because you’re not feminine enough.”
I have no a so I'd probably be classed as not feminine enough for her. I'm happy with that though. I can sit down without wobbling about on an implant sandwich
So it's all quiet on the Jessica front. Was the surgery actually yesterday? I feel like we would have seen the dramatic wheel to the OR and the "oh i'm so scared of this voluntary procedure"
That isn't Jessica's cankles, just a random google search. I've had a couple of wow likes and wasn't sure whether it was people thought it was JessicaI'm immediately signing up to get some of those cankles Jessica has, so feminine
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She wouldn't wear those shoes. Other than that it's accurateThat isn't Jessica's cankles, just a random google search. I've had a couple of wow likes and wasn't sure whether it was people thought it was Jessica
those wouldn't be her definition of feminine. You need at least a 4" heel to be a lady in her view 
I’m a rubbish lady then, i live in my DMs and trainers.She wouldn't wear those shoes. Other than that it's accurate
My trainers are slip on
Which, coming from a MAN is both hilariously ironic and also deeply offensive. He’s a lunatic.
My trainers are slip on
wot? Call yourself a woman!!!Surely no surgeon would do the consultation and the surgery on the same day? Then again I wouldn't put anything past these maniacs.
I didn't think people were getting implants anymore. Not sure if anyone else seen it, but I can vaguely remember seeing a woman on telly who had complications afterwards and ended up lying on her front for months to recover.
‘Like an actual barbie!’ When they’ve both replaced their faces for cartoon pictures of women.
I don’t get how people who use those face apps and think they’re fooling anyone?! Teresa Guidice is another person who posts images of her with an A.l face, like we don’t know what she looks like after being on RHONJ for years, plus she completely distorts her 4 daughters photos with those apps which is shocking. Way to tell your kids you think they’re weird and need a new face.
I don’t get how people who use those face apps and think they’re fooling anyone?! Teresa Guidice is another person who posts images of her with an A.l face, like we don’t know what she looks like after being on RHONJ for years, plus she completely distorts her 4 daughters photos with those apps which is shocking. Way to tell your kids you think they’re weird and need a new face.
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According to that video with his surgeon it’s not advisable to go straight for the giant a implants right away because there’s a risk of damage to the sciatic nerve and the possibility of losing the ability to walk. What kind of absolute moron would even take such a risk just so they can have a comedy a?
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