That is damn scary looking
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I reckon that's his real hair and the defined line across his forehead that looks like a wig is where he had a hair transplant
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Is he going for the sex doll look cos that is literally an expressionless plastic face right there
She doesn't look human. She looks like a robot
Saw this comment on Reddit about Alves and it pretty much sums it up ...
He comes across as vile in that dating clip, and so entitled. Also noticed how massive his head/face is when leaning in to greet the poor date.
Good grief.
Imagine the stench
Jesus! Madonna’s looking rough!
All the surgery in the world won’t change those man hands 
Before he had his cock off he always had an oddly large head. Like a bobble head I thought.
He seems to be coming across lately as more and more arrogant and so so vain. I struggle to comprehend how he thinks this is what women look like? I wonder when he last came up against a real woman who looked just like that?!! And I'm sick of seeing him fingering those hair extensions to buggery with those revolting claws!!!!!! Jessica and that stupid looking Hannah Elizabeth get my rants and raves at the moment Lauren Goodger has got a bit boring
That is just vile. How she thinks she's attractive I will never know. Makes me vomit. Surely no one in their right mind would wanna wank over that, let alone go near it. 
I've just seen the latest Insta video where she adjusts the crotch. Involuntarily I said NOOOOOOOOOOO out loud hoping her finger would't slip!!! I really have to find more constructive ways of spending my Sunday mornings!!!!!!!That is just vile. How she thinks she's attractive I will never know. Makes me vomit. Surely no one in their right mind would wanna wank over that, let alone go near it.
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Jesus bleeping christ I've just seen that.
I need to go bleach my eyes after seeing that. Horrific. Just horrific.
He looks like Stephen bear’s girlfriend
Fiance now apparently
I know I shouldn't laugh, this person is clearly mentally unwell, but that video is hilarious and horrifying in equal measure. The silly pouty face that looks like a sex doll, the ridiculous boobs that are almost the same size as his head, the pointy fingernails that look like Nosferatu's claws, and best of all, the not-very-feminine crotch fiddle, a gesture so universally masculine that it instantly negates the effect of hundreds of thousands of pounds worth of feminisation surgery.
Must try harder, Jessica!
Must try harder, Jessica!
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