Jessica Alves #2 My Neck, My Back, Best Tuck In My Ball Sack

[JAR21]

With thanks to @Stripper Vicar for the new title.

Recap of previous thread: He's been abroad for a new nose and bum job.

Previous thread here:

Jessica Alves

Where is her family, to intervene????

tattle.life

 

[BettyCrockerr]

THE THREAD TITLE IS EPIC!!!!!!

 

[Can't Help It]

Mirror, mirror on the wall who loves Jessica most of all? I think the answer is JESSICA!!!! Laughing at his fairy caricatures. The boobs in one of them look like they're about to explode.

 

[TooFarScone]

Mirror, mirror on the wall who loves Jessica most of all? I think the answer is JESSICA!!!! Laughing at his fairy caricatures. The boobs in one of them look like they're about to explode.

They're all mangled. This one's got three arms

 

[JuneJuneHannah]

They're all mangled. This one's got three arms

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[Pat MyCock]

Oh my god, these pictures are hilarious. She looks like an alien in real life!!

 

[Stripper Vicar]

I bet she spends xmas with one of her surgeons

 

[Tootle Pip Wiz]

That arse looks absolutely ridiculous. Totally out of proportion with the rest of the body. Such an odd looking shape to have, certainly gone too far with all the surgery as it looks like there's now 2 oversized bowling balls stuffed in each arse cheek. It's not a good look at all. ‍

 

[klarakluckbag]

That arse looks absolutely ridiculous. Totally out of proportion with the rest of the body. Such an odd looking shape to have, certainly gone too far with all the surgery as it looks like there's now 2 oversized bowling balls stuffed in each arse cheek. It's not a good look at all. ‍


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Nope, still looks like a bloke in a wig. Sorry Jessica!

 

[wanderingrose]

What a mess

 

[BettyCrockerr]

Hes a grotesque freak.

 

[Tumbleweed]

Nope, still looks like a bloke in a wig. Sorry Jessica!

There is absolutely nothing feminine about her at all .

 

[JuneJuneHannah]

She needs to he careful opening her mouth that wide. Her lips might pop.

 

[Rockin' Robin]

I hope Alves doesn't fart very often, the buttocks might explode!

 

[Bull***t Buster]

What a mess

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So despite allegedly having the nose fixed it looks just as bad as it did before! I personally think it is beyond repair now. Next option, a magnetic prosthetic like MJ! Watch this space!

 

[TooFarScone]

Jessica reminiscing. Can't believe they let him in the kitchen, his hair was all over the worktop!

 

[daisymay30]

In her video today she says her nose is still healing and it sounds like she was given a cream to help it heal faster. How can she can be wearing make-up so soon after the operation?!

 

[gingrog]

WHAT IS THAT EATING VIDEO!? The most unflattering thing ever

 

[Bull***t Buster]

In her video today she says her nose is still healing and it sounds like she was given a cream to help it heal faster. How can she can be wearing make-up so soon after the operation?!

Hmm I'm not convinced! It may well still be healing but one nostril is very evidently bigger than the other just like it was before when it was caving in. Surely no amount of healing will change that! The thick make up all over the stitches and scars makes me feel physically sick I wonder if he compares and talks noses with his mate Westbrook?

 

[wanderingrose]

Hes never followed the aftercare on any of his surgeries, didnt wear the support bra when he had his 1st surgery for his tits and went braless less than a week after! He never learns and just thinks the rules dont apply to him, then complains when he gets an infection or it doesnt turn out how he planned. Putting makeup over the nose stitches and around it straught after the surgery is recipe for disaster.