They are far from that in my experienceā¦.maybe you lived with 4 imbeciles but once they get to their pre-reg year itās no joke!When I was in college I lived with 4 people who were studying pharmacy. I used to find it so funny when they referred to themselves as glorified shop assistants!I can never think of pharmacists now without remembering that.
Jess Redden #4 looks like the Grinch, will lose her mind if her waist gains an inch...
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Sure she was the one who was trying to flog vitamin A and iron to pregnant women she hasnāt a notion
It was a joke that they used to tell when people asked them what course they were inā¦calm down.
Iām calm, thanks
Hilarious bants there with your housemates, gas craic there Iād say 
Whatās this got to do with redden. Stay on topicIām calm, thanks
Canāt believe she has the baby in a pod on the kitchen counter 
Careful careful, you'll be jumped on for having an opinionCanāt believe she has the baby in a pod on the kitchen counter
Also Jess actually is the only woman in the world to be pregnant and then have said child (#BookNumberTwo) so she's amazing and can do no wrong, also heard she built that counter herself so she's super confident that the child is safe there, because she knows everything after all (did u not get the memo) It's all a bleeping mAgIcAL JoUrNeY dontcha know?I wish all of this this could be the next thread titleCareful careful, you'll be jumped on for having an opinion
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Sheās teaching the baby how to use the thermomix. Little Bobby needs to eat his seeds.
Ooh look sheās the next modern day Bree van De Kamp. āJust doing some baking while my newborn sleeps on the counter because im A better mother than anyone else thatās ever lived and this is such an easy time for meā¦Gonna just put the air fryer next to the babyās head to keep him warm too.ā *hides nanny in the background*
āOh I also just wanted to mention that Iāve done 2000 squats while breast feeding. My gee is better than yours. What an aMaZiNg JoUrNeY sO fAr. LoViNg My BaBy BuBbLeā * throws baby to nanny and drives off to the gym*
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All while Rob is at some opening ceremony with Tommy Bowe, and the gym yesterdayI wish all of this this could be the next thread title
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Sheās teaching the baby how to use the thermomix. Little Bobby needs to eat his seeds.
Ooh look sheās the next modern day Bree van De Kamp. āJust doing some baking while my newborn sleeps on the counter because im A better mother than anyone else thatās ever lived and this is such an easy time for meā¦Gonna just put the air fryer next to the babyās head to keep him warm too.ā *hides nanny in the background*
āOh I also just wanted to mention that Iāve done 2000 squats while breast feeding. My gee is better than yours. What an aMaZiNg JoUrNeY sO fAr. LoViNg My BaBy BuBbLeā * throws baby to nanny and drives off to the gym*
Oh Jesus you crack me up!!I wish all of this this could be the next thread title
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Sheās teaching the baby how to use the thermomix. Little Bobby needs to eat his seeds.
Ooh look sheās the next modern day Bree van De Kamp. āJust doing some baking while my newborn sleeps on the counter because im A better mother than anyone else thatās ever lived and this is such an easy time for meā¦Gonna just put the air fryer next to the babyās head to keep him warm too.ā *hides nanny in the background*
āOh I also just wanted to mention that Iāve done 2000 squats while breast feeding. My gee is better than yours. What an aMaZiNg JoUrNeY sO fAr. LoViNg My BaBy BuBbLeā * throws baby to nanny and drives off to the gym*
Later, her followers informed her that she hadnāt installed the pump correctly, prompting her to encourage other mums to reach out and āask for helpā when they need it.
āThanks for all the tips... I didnāt have the parts screwed in properly! When youāre tired everything can seem a bit more difficult but ask for help and give yourself permission to feel all the feelings as they come,ā she said.
āAlso as a new mum youāll hear all kinds of dos and donāts which can be overwhelming ā you do whatās best for you and baby keeping that baby happy and healthy and minding yourself along the journey is all that matters.ā
This is batshit. Like which is she a new mum who doesn't know how to fit a pump and asks randomers from the internet for help or a new mums guru who tells the internet how to do it?
āThanks for all the tips... I didnāt have the parts screwed in properly! When youāre tired everything can seem a bit more difficult but ask for help and give yourself permission to feel all the feelings as they come,ā she said.
āAlso as a new mum youāll hear all kinds of dos and donāts which can be overwhelming ā you do whatās best for you and baby keeping that baby happy and healthy and minding yourself along the journey is all that matters.ā
This is batshit. Like which is she a new mum who doesn't know how to fit a pump and asks randomers from the internet for help or a new mums guru who tells the internet how to do it?
If she says journey once more
Toxic positivity assertions back today 
I know we all know Jess is a c*nt, but like imagine being a new Mam and expecting yourself to be making bleeping scones, and posting a dozen toxic shite bollox posts, and breastfeeding, and going to gym and going out etc - when ur a normal person, and don't have the resources (nanny, money, mother, cleaners, etc) - imagine how tit and how inadequate a new normal mum must feel looking at this toxic bleep ! That IS WHY I DESPISE HER 
So any new moms reading Jess isn't real life, nothing she has shown is real life, it's all a fake bank rolled journey, but it's not true - do not compare urself to this conartist
(Also, not dissing women who if you have the supports in place like she does fair bleeping play girl, but do not expect the other 90% of Mams who don't, to relate to you)
So any new moms reading Jess isn't real life, nothing she has shown is real life, it's all a fake bank rolled journey, but it's not true - do not compare urself to this conartist
(Also, not dissing women who if you have the supports in place like she does fair bleeping play girl, but do not expect the other 90% of Mams who don't, to relate to you)
Jess, skinny jeans are so 2022. Sheās got the nails done too.
I feel personally attacked as I still love skinny jeans
( mainly because any other style looks crap on me )em what jeans are 2023, asking for a friend