Jay Slater Teen Missing In Tenerife #5

[IfTheCapFits]

I mean, come on! That's nearly Chief Inspector qualifications she's got!

 

[Rayne]

I’ve got no idea who Karen Mathews is - what did she do?

She’s Bernard Matthews daughter, got locked up for crimes against turkeys

 

[kev1974]

Dogs from Seville are over. Tenerife dogs haven't been picking up anything. Let the Labradors see the mountains.

Because the Tenerife dogs only bark in Spanish. They need to bring the multilingual dogs over from International Rescue.

 

[Redgirl81]

It’s astonishing to me that some of you fail to recognise that some of the more outlandish comments on social media (like the traybake/wax melts one) are SO bloody obviously taking the pee…Jesus.
Anyone with a modicum of intelligence can work that out. It’s the same on the Katie Price threads where some posters on there actually think ‘Bunny Cuddles’ is a genuine fan.
Embarrassing.

It’s astonishing to me that some of you fail to recognise that some of us are taking the piss re-posting them on here and we know they are not genuine.
Embarrassing.

 

[Redgirl81]

 

[IfTheCapFits]

It’s astonishing to me that some of you fail to recognise that some of the more outlandish comments on social media (like the traybake/wax melts one) are SO bloody obviously taking the pee…Jesus.
Anyone with a modicum of intelligence can work that out. It’s the same on the Katie Price threads where some posters on there actually think ‘Bunny Cuddles’ is a genuine fan.
Embarrassing.

You alright hun? DM me x

 

[yellowmellow]

 

[Ladeepfriedmarsbar]

As a Mum, to spend your life not knowing what happened to your child, would be torture.

 

[Ohgetoveryourself]

I’m definitely spending too much time reading this thread
My friend at work was having a moan today about her son who’s just finished college and really finding it hard to get a job, She said he’s been for about 15 interviews and not had one offer…..

Me “I heard Hamas are short staffed”

She did not get it at all, anyway fuck her you lot will

 

[lje88]

Dear Jay, I text you, but you still ain’t callin’
I left my shark, my cactus and my rave music at the bottom (of the hill)
I sent two labradors to the mountains, you must not’ve got ’em
There probably was a problem with their noses or something

 

[bread-pitt]

When do the police etc give up searching, they cannot keep searching indefinately?

There’s some dude on the TV here in the US who says people are still searching for Jesus. And he’s been gone over 2000 years.

 

[Meangirl815]

Regardless of what the outcome is for our Jay I will always thank him for one of the best ever threads on tattle
Cheers Jay you angle

 

[Kakan]

Being not British this is a lot to process. A guy with a criminal record with a machete gang stuck on a cactus and eaten by sand sharks in the mountains being kidnaped by mafia because he is a drug dealer and hiding on purpose because he is doing a scam to get money with some Lucy that don't show her face in media and his mum all at the same time. And people wonder why they hates tourists in Spain.

 

[Baconbutties]

Gave me a giggle as this football match is a snoozefest

 

[lilykestrel]

'deserves to find him' like it's fucking Treasure Hunt

 

[craftingfroze]

Finally, Tracey is here to save the day. Think this is all everyone was waiting for, what took you so long?

 

[Lico]

Right, so my theory. I was a 90's raver, and a dopey fucker. I absolutely would have gone off to someone's house at the end of the night, not logically thinking of how to get home from there. Also, when I'm done and I want to get home, I really want to get home. So being told the next bus is 2 hours away, I would try to walk. I think he just went walking, would have been dehydrated from the yokes and dancing, and collapsed up the hills.

 

[gigilouxx]

Power chairs on charge ready to explore, 30KJay was not only sniffing bricks but laying em too, Moroccan mafia paying over the national minimum wage, Isis are having a staffing crisis, Lucy, a young girl, is the new El Chapo and Debbie’s due an infill


ADMIN!!!!!!!!!

 

[thegirlscout]

Bit of an update from someone who is out there…


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That’s probably the sanest report I’ve read about this whole thing.

 

[YeahBrackie]

I'm sick of that bloody rapids bloke. "What I'm doing today is very dangerous. What I did yesterday was very dangerous too. The local mayor told me it was dangerous. Did I mention I'm staying with him? The police have told me it's dangerous. I'm not eating and I'm actually having minus hours of sleep, such is my level of heroism. Please, though, nobody praise me. I'm not putting myself through all these hours of hell for the praise...Did I mention I'm best friends with the mayor?" He's one self-congratulatory wankfest away from saying "And everyone on the plane clapped."