Just to remind people (us) that she's a married woman, as if we could forget !
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Disneylover
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Didn’t you know, she married and has been in a relationship for 10 years, some poor fucker had to have her
monga
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That’s exactly what she wants it for, a shithouse on wheels, and she thinks people are jealous of her lifestyleIt really is just a toilet on wheels to her
The other night Jane said she wouldn’t go out for a Chinese incase she needed the toilet and there was only one
Will they be taking the thing everywhere with them even to pop out or go for a meal somewhere. Imagine the pair arriving in a rusty old camper to a restaurant just incase Jane might shit herself
Actually sad it’s come to this. She isn’t outdoors at all the van is nothing more than a second place to lay about and be lazy. They would even take the iPad to watch I expect. She is the type to moan about it being cold or wet or windy or her being tired or her legs hurting one of those that does nothing but moan. Most people into van life use the van as nothing more than a stop gap / transport but to also sleep not lay in bed eating junk watching an iPad
it’s just a pity she’s brought someone else down with her, her parents must’ve been wringing their hands with glee when charwee dim appeared on the scene there was no other man would give their lickle pwincess the life she could tolerate besides them and her brain dead hubby.
ChubClubThug
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So much love for you lot on here 
Sweatybetty
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She was talking about him going swimming basically ripping the piss out of him , then had the nerve to say she might do aqua aerobics 
now that I would pay to see
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Sweatybetty
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She’s obviously getting worried he may mention her going back to work , I really can’t see how they are coping financially especially when I’m sure at some point rent will go up for them
She’s costing them so much more money she’s not even making enough to pay for all her lunch delivery’s
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I personally don’t think he would tell her to get a job he’s the sort to take on more work and let it break him mentally before he had the guts to tell her straight
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And she wants to sell everything ? Lol she don’t own anything 🫣
She’s costing them so much more money she’s not even making enough to pay for all her lunch delivery’s
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I personally don’t think he would tell her to get a job he’s the sort to take on more work and let it break him mentally before he had the guts to tell her straight
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And she wants to sell everything ? Lol she don’t own anything 🫣
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doctordoctor
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Thread title: Janey Mountain is calorie counting!
GimmieSauceage
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Yeah she will buy one for £1500 and then spend £2000 on problems
Sweatybetty
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So would cost you £3.99 for her to send it to you
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Sweatybetty
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Remember chins getting the gifted semi permanent eyebrows she never did go back for the top up as she had to pay , and they was different shapes
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doctordoctor
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Another window! It’s going to be like a conservatory on wheels!
Sweatybetty
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Who wants wax in a mobile phone shape
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And them baskets she must have found under her bed , the same shit she couldn’t shift a year ago
GimmieSauceage
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It really is just a toilet on wheels to her
The other night Jane said she wouldn’t go out for a Chinese incase she needed the toilet and there was only one
so she couldn’t go and said she wouldn’t know what to do if the toilet was occupied when she needed to go and bean spoke up and said you could just go in Bertie. Will they be taking the thing everywhere with them even to pop out or go for a meal somewhere. Imagine the pair arriving in a rusty old camper to a restaurant just incase Jane might shit herself
Actually sad it’s come to this. She isn’t outdoors at all the van is nothing more than a second place to lay about and be lazy. They would even take the iPad to watch I expect. She is the type to moan about it being cold or wet or windy or her being tired or her legs hurting one of those that does nothing but moan. Most people into van life use the van as nothing more than a stop gap / transport but to also sleep not lay in bed eating junk watching an iPad
KitKat Kate
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Yes the “grown arse women” sounds like it has come from a man with an extremely small penis- the Bean !
Sweatybetty
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You’ve one 🥹 lol at least check the spelling 
ChubClubThug
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She wants to sit there watching him swim??? What. The. Actual. Fuck?! She's so paranoid about him and other womenWedding looked shit too
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She just spent 5 minutes telling how much she is obsessed with cleaning then gets this out to use for her Mother’s Day melts
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Said if tiny goes swimming tomorrow will she be allowed to go and watch him like a parent does
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She said he’s gonna be like mr bean going down the slide in his trunks
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She said he used to be a lifeguard when he was younger, said she wants to check on him to make sure he ain’t looking at women in bikinis
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Said she will be at the end of the pool dangling a Mars bar
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Trunks she got him didn’t fit
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She said I’m not worried so you don’t need to be , she’s rattled again
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All she’s done is take the piss out of him for going swimming , hope he gets fit buffs up and fucks off !
lazy hefty bitch
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Is she losing hair ? Looks very thin around the front
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They was going to get a window put in the van but her dad said to wait and see how they get on without one , so in other words can’t afford it
I hope he does feck off and leave her it will serve her right
monga
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Motherofpigs
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Our Chins should deffo remove the puppy from her manifestation board, there aint no way she would cope I am absolutely shattered from my new sausage baby hahaha. I can’t see Chins having the energy or willpower to toilet train a pup.
I cannot wait to see what Berty looks like finished If they were thin it would be okay but the fact that they are both obese will make it such a squeeze. Hopefully they vlog their first trip away in the old banger 
I am absolutely shattered from my new sausage baby hahaha. I can’t see Chins having the energy or willpower to toilet train a pup.I cannot wait to see what Berty looks like finished
If they were thin it would be okay but the fact that they are both obese will make it such a squeeze. Hopefully they vlog their first trip away in the old banger