Jane Gammons #50 Berty the van and Polly the potty, flat is a dump and she’s still grotty

[monga]

Now she has that watch she can apparently message him while she’s live because she won’t forget, they both have a screw loose
And that watch didn’t even go on her wrist was practically attached to her palm 🫣

I think it’s a secret device to stop her eating she’ll not be able to bend her wrist with it on he might get her one for the other arm

I wonder if Charlie put his usual post up saying what a wonderful wife she is and he’s so proud of her, you know the one that Jane does for him every year . I don’t think we’ve ever seen her in a pair of jeans have we?!


Bloody big catfish!!

They’re bound to be jeggings from jacamo

It’s hardly going to be a “little” cardi

Her words ,not mine

 

[airier.kiddish]

I wonder if Charlie put his usual post up saying what a wonderful wife she is and he’s so proud of her, you know the one that Jane does for him every year . I don’t think we’ve ever seen her in a pair of jeans have we?!


Bloody big catfish!!

They won't be jeans, it will be two denim print zeplins stitched together.

I think it’s a secret device to stop her eating she’ll not be able to bend her wrist with it on he might get her one for the other arm


You get a little buzz through your wrist when you get notifications & I always think apple are missing a trick in that you can't modify the voltage. Charlie could set it so that every time she puts her trotter on the fridge door she gets half the national grid through her ham shank.

 

[lexiloo]

Probably! I wonder what the weekend surprise is, maybe Helen and Gav are rocking up to join in the food coma

Asda pasta salads all round

 

[Sweatybetty]

 

[monga]

They won't be jeans, it will be two denim print zeplins stitched together.

Maybe she’ll be putting it somewhere else while she watches 365 days

 

[airier.kiddish]

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a 4 day turn around....my mind immediately went to her bulk struggling to turn around in that hovel she has the front to call a work space

 

[GimmieSauceage]

I wonder if Charlie put his usual post up saying what a wonderful wife she is and he’s so proud of her, you know the one that Jane does for him every year . I don’t think we’ve ever seen her in a pair of jeans have we?!


Bloody big catfish!!

I bet he (sorry she) put a post up probably with a wedding photo and mentioned the words little life and probably thanking her

I mean who doesn’t want to be thanked in a birthday post it’s just her chance to blow smoke up her own fat arse

 

[Kthxbye]

I bet he (sorry she) put a post up probably with a wedding photo and mentioned the words little life and probably thanking her

I mean who doesn’t want to be thanked in a birthday post it’s just her chance to blow smoke up her own fat arse

Ding ding ding we have a winner!

 

[Sweatybetty]

She’s got to be having a laugh with us all on here

 

[monga]

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She’s got to be having a laugh with us all on here

We'll know who/what not to use ...she is

 

[MUZICAL_THEATRE]

She was very emotional as the mods sent her a vid of them all wishing her happy birthday View attachment 1665838View attachment 1665840

I guess it must be sad when the majority of your “friends”are virtual. Where’s all her school friends? I still see lots of my friends from school .. and I’m 64!

 

[monga]

I guess it must be sad when the majority of your “friends”are virtual. Where’s all her school friends? I still see lots of my friends from school .. and I’m 64!

She doesn’t like socialising unless it’s online.

 

[Beggars belief]

Ding ding ding we have a winner!

I think he must of wrote this one normally it says my beautiful wife

 

[Disneylover]

Ding ding ding we have a winner!

Thank you for what?! Sitting on her arse most of the day watching Netflix while he’s at work, then she makes a bleep of herself on Tik Tok! He even ends up cooking after being at work all day when she’s still making shite wax mewts. Oh deeeeearrr

 

[Motherofpigs]

Ding ding ding we have a winner!

Always with the ‘tHaNk yOu FoR eVeRyThInG yOu Do FoR uS’ - surprised the ‘little life’ wasn’t mentioned like usual! What does she even do? She doesn’t make money. She doesn’t clean. She doesn’t seem to cook him dinner. Sooooo thanks for what? I think he just has such low self-esteem that he has just settled for her and resigned himself to his fate. I think he wrote that this time, it’s far too well written to be Chins!

 

[MUZICAL_THEATRE]

She doesn’t like socialising unless it’s online.

That’s because of her size, I was the same when I was big

I think he must of wrote this one normally it says my beautiful wife

He’s obviously been to Specsavers …

 

[doctordoctor]

Well, she is amazing! I am constantly amazed by her…in this sort of way

 

[GimmieSauceage]

I think he must of wrote this one normally it says my beautiful wife

I bet it took him weeks to think of as well I bet she kept nagging him to do his own this time and that’s what he coke up with as no mention of little life awwwww and I was almost spot on same thing every time though 🥱 don’t think I got a grid post from my husband on my 30th but then again we live together he can just tell me not ignore me on his phone to type up a post for strangers online to read bleeping pair these two are

Thank you for what?! Sitting on her arse most of the day watching Netflix while he’s at work, then she makes a bleep of herself on Tik Tok! He even ends up cooking after being at work all day when she’s still making shite wax mewts. Oh deeeeearrr

Exactly this!!!!!!! She pays no bills he has to take her to the shops he posts her parcels i fail to see what she does apart from obviously being a narc making out she does so much so he believes it

 

[doctordoctor]

You can just see him, thinking hard about what to write, then having to defer to her ‘em…wat do you em…eh….like want me to…..em….say?

 

[Firebug]

Are we away on a birthday treat?