Jane Gammons #50 Berty the van and Polly the potty, flat is a dump and she’s still grotty

[airier.kiddish]

She’s on and still talking about her birthday , saying she can’t believe she’s made it after the past year she’s had
She said the other day she keeps forgetting it’s her birthday which is a lie because all she does is talk about it

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Don’t fit

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Chins said don’t waste your money

She’s booked the week off for her birthday pmsl crazy bitch

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Can’t deal with the spellings

She’s playing happy birthday song and singing it to herself

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Said she’s over getting takeaways

She feels bloated lately and is not sure why 🫣

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Thought the oils had to measured she’s just tipping it in , the government website won’t be happy

They should be measured. This is what I can't understand, how can she be keeping correct batch records if she has chuff all idea what percentage she's putting in? As a lot of oils have different flash points, there's potentially one fat trotter servings difference between no throw & burning someone's house down...or a moderately smelling soap & thrush..

 

[kizzy]

Size 20 it’s fits perfect View attachment 1676867

Zips tell a different story View attachment 1676870

She wants to try some wet look leggings

Please please get the wet look leggings Jane, you'll look like Suzi Quatros fat nan!

 

[monga]

She’ll be waiting on his grandparents to pop off, she’s not doing their online shop out of the goodness of her heart, she ain’t got one

 

[Motherofpigs]

Here’s Bean in all his glory! As my partner calls him ‘Big Fat Jane’s old ass looking husband’ lol. Poor Bean. She has ruined him birthday table is set up how lame

 

[doctordoctor]

Well, she is amazing! I am constantly amazed by her…in this sort of way

 

[monga]

Is that a good idea

The Crissmiss collection

 

[lexiloo]

And the same hairline as her

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On the bottom picture she looks like a right rough bird, the type that hangs round the naff pubs during the day telling everyone to fuck off if they look at her whilst swigging pints and smelling like wet dog and fag ash

 

[Motherofpigs]

Cheeky cow defo had a slimming filter on, plus the camera is on the fucking roof

100%! Those pots of body buttaaaaa behind her look half the width of what they actually are

 

[doctordoctor]

If she can’t paint her toenails, she can’t cut them or wash them either…another nice job for daft boy!

 

[lexiloo]

Im waiting for the total catfish photo he posts for her 30th gushing about his beautiful and successful wife he's a complete sap

 

[square_spoon]

You know if she sold in person at craft fairs or village fetes she wouldn’t be able to gouge postage out of customers Her P&P is probably the only area of her biznizzzz that turns any profit!

 

[doctordoctor]

Good title! Cannot wait to see what the birthday binge looks like…wonder if she’ll get a shrine like daft boy’s! I honestly Charlie had shuffled off this mortal coil! Definitely can’t wait to see how the campervan makeover ends up! Can you imagine! They'll need to take turns about to be in it! It’ll be the size of a swan vestas box by the time it’s finished!

 

[monga]

Here’s Bean in all his glory! As my partner calls him ‘Big Fat Jane’s old ass looking husband’ lol. Poor Bean. She has ruined him birthday table is set up how lame

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I don't think the cupcakes will go stale anyway

 

[Sweatybetty]

Had her toe nails painted as she can’t reach

had pasta and has gas

She’s struggling to keep some scents in stock

 

[Motherofpigs]

I always try and make myself talk on the same level as them gotta try blend in

She saying they have a joint account and if he buys anything she gets a notification and she had a go at him for buying a sandwich when he had a pack lunch

I heard that and was like whaaaat it isn’t that when she’s ordering fucking omelettes and chips and leaving Bean the cold scraps! He makes all the money, thus he can buy a fucking sandwich if he wants. I don’t condone domestic violence, but I hope he lamps her in the wobbly gob one day. Tbf as she herself is an abuser (coercive control, emotional abuse), she would bloody deserve it.

 

[monga]

She's got a tickly throat from last Christmas she thinks it's her weight

She’s got Hallelujah blaring it’s going to be her century she said

Hasn’t stopped gaining since

 

[Motherofpigs]

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No room for babies in their little life she said, they wouldn’t cope View attachment 1660248View attachment 1660249

She’s talking about people she dated in the past when she thinks back she cringed , I’m sure they’ll be thinking the same View attachment 1660273View attachment 1660275

Away and don’t talk pish, Chins! You aint dated anyone except Bean!!

 

[Sweatybetty]

This is an actual pic lol

in my Jane files

 

[monga]

She’s dishing out relationship advice to living with Jesus

Looks like she’s peed the stool

She’s getting really annoyed with LWJ boyfriend

 

[Emperortooco]

She's in bad enough form over her TilTok shop wait till she reads that


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Got to be a 24k twat while I’ve still got my faculty’s . The cunt will miss me when I’ve gone