What do you want to do for your birthday Jane?
Oohh a brew in the back of Bertie Charrweeee!
Oohh a brew in the back of Bertie Charrweeee!
Jane Gammons #50 Berty the van and Polly the potty, flat is a dump and she’s still grotty
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What a sad life these pair have !
She ain’t walking no dog!!!!
It’s included at my salon if your having a new put back on.I bet the potty will be used for when she's in a food coma and glued to netflixxxxsss and can't be arsed getting off the sofa to go to the toylitt.
If it used in the camper then of course, it will be the beanbags job to empty it. I hope she has bought the correct chemical type liquids for it.
The scene from The League of Gentlemen springs to mind....when the Denton's nephew moves in and Harvey Denton explains they have a downstairs loo and says "into which we don't pass solids." Shame I can't find a clip but soon as I saw the shitter, that line came to mind
I just had to comment on her nails....a soak off where I go is £10 and I will be honest and say I remove them myself at home so I do agree with her saving money for that. A tenners a tenner
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She was doing some amazing fake tears last night when she went in to look at all her gifts. She also said Charlie designed the cake and showed his blueprint.
Spotted this amongst the gifts, wonder if she wrote it herself
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Spotted this amongst the gifts, wonder if she wrote it herself
View attachment 1664610View attachment 1664610More than likely. The spelling is about her standard "my amading wifie"She was doing some amazing fake tears last night when she went in to look at all her gifts. She also said Charlie designed the cake and showed his blueprint.
Spotted this amongst the gifts, wonder if she wrote it herself
What does it say the SS aren’t loading for me?She was doing some amazing fake tears last night when she went in to look at all her gifts. She also said Charlie designed the cake and showed his blueprint.
Spotted this amongst the gifts, wonder if she wrote it herself
Do you think the cake maker asked Charlie for 3 words that best summed up Chins & he said "cross channel Ferry" Hence the nautical theme?
Its a card with what I assume is supposed to say 'my amazing wife' scrawled on the envelope.
Should it not be on her wrist ?
Don’t fit I guess
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Should it not be on her wrist ?
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Don’t fit I guess
And these people keep using her wedding pics to say happy birthday 
they are obviously aware she looks like an overweight bloke now 🫣
they are obviously aware she looks like an overweight bloke now 🫣That's probably the last time they saw her
You’re welcome bananasplit88
Why put an anchor on her birthday cake? I could understand if it was their silver wedding cake eg but on a birthday cake? The size of it too! All that fuss with balloons etc and not a friend in the world to share it with!
Why put an anchor on her birthday cake? I could understand if it was their silver wedding cake eg but on a birthday cake? The size of it too! All that fuss with balloons etc and not a friend in the world to share it with!
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How many of those gifts are edible 
Gutted she doesn't vlog anymore
the 30th in the van would have been golden
Gutted she doesn't vlog anymore
the 30th in the van would have been golden More cake for them to shareYou’re welcome bananasplit88
Why put an anchor on her birthday cake? I could understand if it was their silver wedding cake eg but on a birthday cake? The size of it too! All that fuss with balloons etc and not a friend in the world to share it with!
Could you imagine going out in the cold dark night to sit with a mug of tea in the back of a clapped out transitHow many of those gifts are edible
Gutted she doesn't vlog anymore
We have all missed out on so much , I used to love what I got for my birthday vids with the disclaimer she’s not showing off then she would get out some old lady socks and shower gel from Tesco, and a cheap bracelet that would not fit
then she would get out some old lady socks and shower gel from Tesco, and a cheap bracelet that would not fit 
Bloody hell i'd expect to be felt up at the very least if my hubby took me out like thatCould you imagine going out in the cold dark night to sit with a mug of tea in the back of a clapped out transit
I doubt very much there's any lube packed for the trip in with teabagsBloody hell i'd expect to be felt up at the very least if my hubby took me out like that
they're tragic what a waste of a life! Just touching their early 30s and they have less go in them than a 70yr oldonly thing being dunked in the back of that van is a digestive in their tea!!I doubt very much there's any lube packed for the trip in with teabags
Like two serial killers on the prowl
It is quite creepy isn't it! They've gone from dogging to van-ingLike two serial killers on the prowl
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