Jane Gammons #50 Berty the van and Polly the potty, flat is a dump and she’s still grotty

[Sweatybetty]

I can’t believe how tacky two people can be they really give me the ick
You just know she will be in bed in her barbie nightie while he’s rubbing her back while they watch a video compilation of happy birthdays from the mods

 

[doctordoctor]

All that money spent on decorating the flat…all for him and her to sit there like a pair of bookends looking at it because, unless her family come, they have no friends to invite…

 

[monga]

Why is she taking pics of him decorating for the big 30 🫣 how cringe is that 🥹should it not be a surprise for the birthday girl

She probably bought the decorations and prezzies from him

 

[doctordoctor]

…and he got it in the neck for buying a sandwich! Ok for him to spend money on her though…

 

[square_spoon]

I can’t believe how tacky two people can be they really give me the ick
You just know she will be in bed in her barbie nightie while he’s rubbing her back while they watch a video compilation of happy birthdays from the mods

You know she’ll break out their wedding pics and video so she can rEfLEcKt on their wonderful marriage and what a whirlwind of junk food happiness her 20s was

 

[bananasplit88]

I have never seen anyone age as quickly and badly as Charlie Bean-Brain. He looks absolutely dreadful. What’s the opposite of a glow up? A glow down? That’s him for sure.

 

[lexiloo]

Im waiting for the total catfish photo he posts for her 30th gushing about his beautiful and successful wife he's a complete sap

 

[airier.kiddish]

You know she’ll break out their wedding pics and video so she can rEfLEcKt on their wonderful marriage and what a whirlwind of junk food happiness her 20s was

Yep, while most people are reminiscing on the travelling they did during their 20's or struggling to remember the details of very good nights out, Chins will be drooling over photo's of her wedding cake. I bet she scrolls through her IG shouting stuff like "ooh can you remember when we had this hot dog, Charwee?"

 

[monga]

Yep, while most people are reminiscing on the travelling they did during their 20's or struggling to remember the details of very good nights out, Chins will be drooling over photo's of her wedding cake. I bet she scrolls through her IG shouting stuff like "ooh can you remember when we had this hot dog, Charwee?"

That’s exactly what she does, hot dogs and kababs = sex for those two

Great way to spend a birthday

Dreams are made of

Definitely a want in those two

 

[ChubClubThug]

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Dreams are made of

Definitely a want in those two

Absolutely tragic It may as well be her 80th

 

[Sweatybetty]

 

[monga]

 

[Sweatybetty]

Tacky as duck

 

[doctordoctor]

If brains were dynamite, she couldn’t blow her hat off….

 

[lexiloo]

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He actually asked for wanker but they misheard

 

[GimmieSauceage]

Imagine having absolutely no life or hobbies so the only thing they can think of to put on the cake is the symbol they had on their wedding cake

duck sake happy 30th birthday Jane continue to enjoy those oap out of season holidays, drives to beachy head and date nights consuming takeaways in a cold damp flat you keep living that dream

 

[Sweatybetty]

Bet all that’s left of that cake is the box

 

[airier.kiddish]

Apologies in advance if there are any master bakers amongst us, but that has to be one of the most lazily decorated cakes I've ever seen. Looks like whoever made it uses the same business model as chins does for her wax.

 

[ChubClubThug]

Apologies in advance if there are any master bakers amongst us, but that has to be one of the most lazily decorated cakes I've ever seen. Looks like whoever made it uses the same business model as chins does for her wax.

It's awful isn't it W

 

[bananasplit88]

If brains were dynamite, she couldn’t blow her hat off….

I’m definitely stealing this