Jane Gammons #48 Verging on 30, too big to squeeze into Berty

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Glottal Stop

Can you imagine them trying to climb into that bed. That would have been Tattle Gold.
 
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GimmieSauceage

Remember she said they were hiring a van similar size to the one they bought? I hope she realises the van they stayed in is massive compared to their bog standard small transit van. Noticed she mentioned advent calendars on her live yesterday after we talked about it she’s only getting 25 I see she has such high visions for her business
 
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Sweatybetty

Them candles are gonna really fit in well with her old dated mismatched decor and plastic table cover
 
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lexiloo

Im still chuckling about the tiny shower and toilet and imagining them trying to get in and out
 
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GimmieSauceage

let me get this right…

Jane: Others have Halloween scents but I think it’s too early

Also Jane: look at the Halloween scent candles I’ve bought
 
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Emperortooco

monga said:
Crocs with socks
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Don’t set me off with crocs ! Hate the fucking things with a passionTheir next pairs, hers with a platform as some daft twat told her how slim she looks in heels and his to blend in with the IBS shite that he spills when he empties the toilet cassette 4 times a day in Berty

lexiloo said:
As if being fat, funnell legged, knock kneed and balding isn't enough to delight the ladies.......he puts socks on with fucking crocs vulvas everywhere are hibernating looking at that!!
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Not even Lewis in the GP could get a stirring from mine after looking at that cretin in his crocs and socks, no wonder they eat biskits and pork pies in bed those are the only gob jobs going on between their sheets

monga said:
Crocs with socks

My snatch has just wizened up and died !!!
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Itsmethatlikesamoan said:
FFS what a sad situation to get yourself in anyone looking at him would think he was that guy 50+ that still lives with mummy dearest WTF has she done to him…
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Well Janeychins ticks nearly all the boxes, only her age let’s her down, she’s got everything else including the look and attitude so she might as well be his overbearing mummy
 
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Emperortooco

unfinishedsentenc said:
Ireland

I would imagine it was tighter then a nuns cunt with shreks love child and 22st Harold Shipman trying to get in and out
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I think it would be more of a foot bath as I think that’s all they would be able to squeeze in and as for the shitter, we have a big motorhome and I think that’s tight enough sometimes, the bogs on what she had are more like potties, she wouldn’t be able to balance an arse cheek on it never mind fire her load down the hole in the pot ! Now there’s a thought , wonder if they remembered to move the handle across before they shat to open the cassette to let the dump in
 
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