Jane Gammons #47 She's like the (pukka) pied piper of simpletons and delusional folk

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Imagine if he met a horny housewife on a camper van forum and fucked off with her, be better than the lazy one he’s lumbered with now!
This has just given the worst vision this van is just a dogging wagon isn’t it. Will be a piss stained mattress in the back and parked up beachy head 🤮
 
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10 mins to find a sheet of stickers

People are treating Chrissie to mewts so she’ll refund the postage she’s got Chrissies parcel ready to post
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Shouldn’t she be pointing Chrissie in the direction of the Samaritans instead of having a singsong
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She knows who the trolls are that watch her lives ...they watch the longest ...sometimes they get the confidence to post but they know they'll just get blocked 😂

Talking about us putting pics up and fake pics up but she feels flattered we want to watch her lives 😂

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Send your love to this lady she’s part of Janes soap making group on FB thinks Jane is such a lovely person 😂
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She’s got more likes than chins 😂
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Oh duck she’s getting the vision board out !

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She’s stunned as the poxy van was on her vision board from February, along with a Range Rover, yea you can dream Jane! Getting welded tomorrow £30 an hour , skinflint wants to know if it’s good value. Been quoted £320 plus vat for a sliding window . She said they wouldn’t have got the van if fat lad hadn’t sold his car and he doesn’t use it now his mam has gone, really the fat twit couldn’t fit in it !

duck me Chrissy the melt keeps on getting kicked out, awhh bless , I have no sympathy with her now as she should have kicked chins into touch when she didn’t get her order
 
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Honestly get proper troll vibes from that Chrissey something isn’t right imagine if she had her parcel all along and is pulling a fast one
 
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Why’s everyone gifting Chrissy wax mewts? Fat twit should have sent her another package
 
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I think her Grandad died and she felt suicidal this morning .

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Yes I bet jack loves popping into Tesco to get his fav lynx Africa spray 😂

Can she just use a celebrity name on her pwoducts ?

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She is such an idiot!!! Wonder if Jack knows and if he’d be pleased to be associated with Janeykins?

That would by ‘Lynx’ you dunderhead.
 
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What 30 year old gets excited about highlighters in the shapes of ice cream 🥴
Chins can’t be bothered to go Poundland so would rather pay more and get it delivered 😂
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She’s trying to work out what % of oil she should use 😂 I feel brain dead just listening
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Lol

Bad she had to go university to know that 🥴

They got the van because she don’t like flying
 
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They got the van because she don’t like flying
Yes I never use to like flying when I was a fatty there was something mortifying about asking for a seat belt extension and watching the person next to you if not related trying to avoid your blubber that is over spilling their seat.
 
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She was saying that the van is away in to get the leak fixed and now it needs something else done (another leaky bit I think?) so it’s going to cost double 🥴 oh deahhh!
 
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She’s not sure what sink to get for the van as the kitchen will be small , she wants to cook outside of the van 🥴

It’s not as expensive as you think buying a van 🤣
 
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