Jane Gammons #47 She's like the (pukka) pied piper of simpletons and delusional folk

[Firebug]

Last summer we parked up beside a couple in exactly this type of van, she had to kneel on her knees all the time in the van, it was hilarious to watch as she had a gardener's padded mat that she moved around. There was not enough room to stand up, can't be much pleasure in that.

 

[Firebug]

It is and I’ve been looking for the right time to say that things haven’t gone well for me this year. I’ve had progression and unfortunately on my last line of treatment which they say works on average for about 9 months , fingers crossed I squeeze a bit more than 9 months and I’ve been on it since March, that’s why I’m not on here as much lately and just cramming everything I can in while I’m in a fairly decent place, apart from fucking fatigue, it is a bitch but loving my nanna naps ! Been through all the emotions, why me , hating the world but I feel eerily at peace now but sure there will be more wobbles further down the road. Plan is to stay here in Turkey until the end of September if all stays relatively stable then coming home but in the meantime I’m just getting on with being in love with life. Embrace it ladies ! #justiceforchrissie

Hello Emperortooco, I'm not a well-known poster and I've never commented on your posts before as quite frankly I don't know what to say and I always think that it's better if I say nothing than say the wrong thing and possibly offend you. I am truly sorry that you are going through this but I think you have just the most amazing attitude and love of life. I have a chronic illness and know how relentless fatigue can be so just enjoy your nanna naps and watch this shitshow that Jane is entertaining us with.

For an 07 plate! They saw them 2 coming

Looks like it failed its MOT twice for corrosion of sills, although I would imagine that is pretty standard for a van of this age.

For an 07 plate! They saw them 2 coming

Looks like it failed its MOT twice for corrosion of sills, although I would imagine that is pretty standard for a van of this age.

 

[Sweatybetty]

Said she’s not eating at the moment she’s gone off food

While she’s eating and just showed cakes

 

[ChubClubThug]

Jeez they ain’t going to fit anything in that, should’ve bought a sprinterView attachment 1493995

How about the cheeky cow refunds her customer!! She can clearly afford it

 

[inchhighprivateeye84]

I reckon the whole camper van idea was more Charlie’s choice than hers. I reckon he talked her into doing it because he is an outdoorsy person, and having a camper was probably the only way he could get her to go somewhere more scenic, than an out of season, old persons holiday resort. She will probably only go places if she doesn’t have to walk far, or at all if she can help it. I think he quite likes going to for walks etc…..well when he is allowed out on his own

 

[Sweatybetty]

 

[Rosieposey]

I'd forgotten all about Greedy Gammons until this thread popped up on the homepage!

Is she honestly trying to reinvent herself as a #vanlifer along with soft lad? Vanlife is about actually living full time in a van which I presume they have no intention of doing. I hate it when people adopt the hashtag but don't adopt the lifestyle.

Is she still working in Tesco? I use the word 'working' very loosely there (a bit like Jane's bowels)? Is soft lad still working in some DIY type of shop/warehouse? Are they still living in a rented flat in God's Waiting Room?

So many questions (and chins) when it comes to Jane.

You've some catching up to do. On a break from Tesco - they're praying she doesn't go back. Reinvented herself as a wax melt boss babe cos absolutely nobody has jumped on that bandwagon. Lazier and fatter than ever. Attitude turned up a few notches. No house, happy festering in their cosy nana flat.

 

[Sweatybetty]

 

[unfinishedsentenc]

How's that non alcoholic fatty liver, diabetes and sleep apnea going for ya Jane?!

 

[Sweatybetty]

Looks like a dildo

 

[Sweatybetty]

She’s desperate to get back into the YouTube and insta thing , she’s missing all the ahh you look beautiful Jane comments from simple Simon and his gang

 

[ChubClubThug]

I can guarantee it won't get anywhere near finished. They'll have it up for sale by Christmas

 

[NighttimeNurse]

I find it astonishing that they've embarked on the refit project BEFORE THEY'VE BEEN ON HOLIDAY IN A VAN AND TRIED IT OUT TO SEE IF THEY LIKE IT!!!

 

[lexiloo]

And that is probably the exact facial expressions as they puff away twice a year

Hellllloooooooo

 

[wellwellwellitsanotherad]

I love how Tattle saw the new hobby coming before they did...the wax and soap shite hobby can be put to bed once she has given a refund to Chrissy

 

[monga]

They’ll never get a toylit in there it’s only a transit.

 

[monga]

If her hygiene standards are questionable then so will her adherence to ingredient compliance. I wouldn't trust her as far as I could throw her and, well you can imagine that wouldn't be very far.

She’s basically illiterate ( by her own admission) can’t count to ten without calling Charwee to corroborate it, so I don’t understand how she can understand ingredients.

 

[Itsmethatlikesamoan]

WTF where is her neck

 

[Emperortooco]

She can’t upload the birthday cake crap yet because she’s not done the legal side on the government portal ?
She’s winding down for hoilday even tho she has a week till they go

Oh and she’s thinking of leaving to speak French

Piss easy for her, croissant, baguette, quiche Lorraine, boeuf bourgninon, coa au vin, gateau, eclair… I could go on but that’s pretty much all she needs to know, job done !

It’s body butter …yes the public will be lathering themselves in that

Jesus that would do some serious damage I reckon, just looks , well wrong

 

[monga]