Funny as fook ! Mr Tooco thinks I,ve lost the plot as I,m sat in a restaurant literally with me maxi dress hoisted up above my arse in case I piss meself , piss doesn’t look good on white, reminds me of yellow snow!!!
If Leanne has said she was dropping the kids off at the pool I literally would have emptied the contents of my bladder on the floor, has a meaning in the North East , don’t know about you? Now I,m getting filthy looks for not giving Mr Tooco attention as I,m sat in restaurant on here. Christ what’s wrong with him, he’s guaranteed a shag when we get back he says he’s going to wear the Lewis mask tonight
oh Christ I really am going to waz myself now, off to the loo !