Jane Gammons #33 Eats, squits, packs, repeats

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I,ve just choked on a sausage that I had bitten hard on, well think it was a sausage.We are having a bbq and it’s pretty pitch black here now , could have been Mr Tooco , when he gave me the “hot dog” and I bit he was holding the bread roll in front of him Quite low down actually he did yelp a bit ! Serves himself right dirty twat !! Anyway back to the choking it wasn’t really due to the sausage but her coming out with another revelation that one her favourite fragrances of all time is faraway by Avon and she had something that smelt like it ! Fucking hells bells it smelt like fanny batter from what I can remember , all of Avons did, fucking rank and reminded me of when I was at school. I have just made Mr Tooco yell as I,ve nipped him as she has just done yet another ohh Dee aahhh, grates on me really does ! Plenty of swear words tonight ladies, got to keep the fucking trolls happy

She is a clone of Mama Bradford! Poor old Beanboy must’ve been really desperate!
Blind more like !

We could go to picnic Jane was organising?
Was gonna say it would be a bring your own and god help you if u left any scran unattended, she would have Charlie scuttling around like shit house rat nicking it to fill her fat fucking chops !

That’s what’ll be filling the toylit bowl when she’s done scoffing the £350 Christmas top up shop
Wonder what size she will be by then, she looks well matronly and portly tonight !

I’ll bring the pies
Have to be Pukka !
 

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I remember my mum getting that far away one Xmas it pairs well with rimmels heather shimmer lipstick
 
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Christ you,ll set me off now, my mam used to have bottles of Tweed on her dressing table and that stuff was putrid, would singe yer nostrils. My dad was an old spice kind of man. Used to like a bit of heather shimmer meself
 
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Christ you,ll set me off now, my mam used to have bottles of Tweed on her dressing table and that stuff was putrid, would singe yer nostrils. My dad was an old spice kind of man. Used to like a bit of heather shimmer meself
my nana loved tweed, all our eyes were watering as she doused herself in it haha, my mum loved occur also from avon, I had heather shimmer and exclamation perfume....oh and tribe!
 
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my nana loved tweed, all our eyes were watering as she doused herself in it haha, my mum loved occur also from avon, I had heather shimmer and exclamation perfume....oh and tribe!
Exclamation and Charlie red With a dash of impulse
 
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It just proves how well this thread runs when we're still in delayed shock from those comments ...We're deff all Tattle sistas on here no offence taken and all in good fun .

She's even bigger than her mum now, she's the little twin
 
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Bet chins bring these scents out in a whipped soap now Chaz reed inspired by Charlie red
 
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my nana loved tweed, all our eyes were watering as she doused herself in it haha, my mum loved occur also from avon, I had heather shimmer and exclamation perfume....oh and tribe!
I loved exclamation ! they still sell it too ...and YSL Paris

She's still going on about the food rating she's had so many messages explaining it ...who would want to delve into it only her fgs
 
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I loved exclamation ! they still sell it too ...and YSL Paris
i used to love this one as well , would use a bottle at a time for the school disco, I must,ve honked but I thought I was posh as my mam had bought me a bottle of YSL bless her and she had bloody Tweed. Mothers were just selfless weren,t they , would give up everything for you so that you had. Glad I couldn’t have kids in the end as they would get fuck all out of me I am joking peeps, only other sad part of my colourful existence on this planet not having a mini Tasmanian devil creating havoc like his/her mum does so perfectly
 

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Her dress was pretty but caught her in the midsection which was a shame. I imagine the glasses were to distract from that
 
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Yeah YSL were classy and so expensive ! I was looking at perfumes today and couldn't believe Elizabeth Arden Provocative woman is selling for £50 a bottle I should've kept hold of some and made a killing on Ebay the old fragrances have gone up in price even Red Door ...You're right about the little Devils I've a monster of my own making right here giving cheeck

This came up on my suggestions what must Charlie’s members of staff think of them
 
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Did I just hear correctly
She’s trying to flog her wax melt saying it smells like when you are cooking slimming world Fanta ham
 
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I've just started the live only two time stamps ,how many did she sell ? the shelves look pretty full
 
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Her dress was pretty but caught her in the midsection which was a shame. I imagine the glasses were to distract from that
Did you mean round her loin as that’s what they call the mid section of a pig isn’t it

Did I just hear correctly
She’s trying to flog her wax melt saying it smells like when you are cooking slimming world Fanta ham
Walking round smelling like a hog roast !!! Really
 
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She’s got the beanbag hand modelling she’ll have a spice flavoured truncheon to suck on later
 
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My husband left me very well provided for and that's the main reason I can afford to do what I do. Sadly I can't share my trips with the person I'd most like to.

Even with the losses in my life, I am more blessed than Jane.

Christ you,ll set me off now, my mam used to have bottles of Tweed on her dressing table and that stuff was putrid, would singe yer nostrils. My dad was an old spice kind of man. Used to like a bit of heather shimmer meself
My mum, who is happily still with us used to say Tweed was spelt with a silent T!

Rive Gauche was my favourite perfume back in the 80s
 
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She’s running another competition wants people to tag her in their stories (everyday )and look who’s first up ( not Amy) lol!
 
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