Jane Gammons #33 Eats, squits, packs, repeats
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She's going to look like a pinata in thatI rest my casewhat 28 year old would wear that monstrosity
She’s surely kidding us on! No way she’d wear that!!
duck off !!! You are joking aren’t you ?
Is that a dress or a swim dress? Either way it’s hideous
It looks like a swim dress to me, she'll be like a beachball round and colourfulIs that a dress or a swim dress? Either way it’s hideous
She's going to look like a pinata in that
Thought it was Yours but it’s Amazon! My god she gets worse!
I take back my previous post about you joking ! OJ Jesus, Mary & Joseph & the wee donkey you were being serious and I fear she is as well as I remember that other bleeping dress costume that she got. We are just sat out sunbathing, me in my string bikini and fillet au tit to look balanced, it’s 1/2 hanging out as I,m wearing a little bikini but sometimes I just fling it out anyway depending on how i,m feeling. Mr Tooco has took it out in the pool only once and pretended to use it as a float, needless to say he couldn’t bleeping walk for 2 days and am sure that ball is still stuck up there !!! Anyway I,ve shown him said pic and he,s gone off to sit in a dark room, not for a tug he said but to stop himself from hurling. He said the best thing for her would be a burkha then he,s fucked off now....hope he brings me a drink, F1 time soon
BrilliantWell she is full of sweets sooo it's fitting
It's like a dress that's been made out of an old manky pub carpet that's full of piss and tit stains
Please please please do a swimming costume try on 
She might then realise that flattering is the last word to describe that God awful swim wearPlease please please do a swimming costume try on
Keep your eyes off Hamilton’s gearstickI take back my previous post about you joking ! OJ Jesus, Mary & Joseph & the wee donkey you were being serious and I fear she is as well as I remember that other bleeping dress costume that she got. We are just sat out sunbathing, me in my string bikini and fillet au tit to look balanced, it’s 1/2 hanging out as I,m wearing a little bikini but sometimes I just fling it out anyway depending on how i,m feeling. Mr Tooco has took it out in the pool only once and pretended to use it as a float, needless to say he couldn’t bleeping walk for 2 days and am sure that ball is still stuck up there !!! Anyway I,ve shown him said pic and he,s gone off to sit in a dark room, not for a tug he said but to stop himself from hurling. He said the best thing for her would be a burkha then he,s fucked off now....hope he brings me a drink, F1 time soon
What does it matter !
it’s prob the pies, curry’s , Mars bars , chips and crisps and many more tit that you had before it
it’s prob the pies, curry’s , Mars bars , chips and crisps and many more tit that you had before it
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She’s actually bought that?!! Just imagine what she’ll look like with her huge legs and her morbidly obese body. Is she hoping to lose 10 stone by the time she goes away!
Look at the size of her face, it’s massive!!
That is so not a flattering dress for someone of her proportions I know Yours caters for larger ladies but FFS just because it’s stocked up to a size 28 doesn’t mean you should wear it
This has made me howlShe's going to look like a pinata in that
I did think it didn’t look like a Yours Clothing dress
Thought it was Yours but it’s Amazon! My god she gets worse!
certainly not the sort of dress anyone over a size 16 should contemplateCindy Crawford would struggle a bit to pull that swimming costume off !
chins needs some serious guidance from someone
chins needs some serious guidance from someone
Are they going abroad, or is this for a hot tub on one of their SAGA holidays? 
She is too anxious to get off her arse to work in Tesco's so I can't see her getting on a plane. She would tit herself in the four hour queue at Heathrow when they land, let alone at 20,000 feetAre they going abroad, or is this for a hot tub on one of their SAGA holidays?
Pretty sure it’s another night in a hotel 
be half the night driving around looking for fast food and ice cream then raiding the free coffee and biscuits 
chins will crank the heating up to get her moneys worth , then the morning will be a large all you can eat buffet (stuffs loads in her handbag ) for drive home, then go home and cook a large lunch then the bean will cook them a roast and job done 
oh and I can’t forget the copious amount of snacks and tea 
for Netflix under cheap throws 
Oops and I forgot the protein pots and nuggets for drive to hotel
be half the night driving around looking for fast food and ice cream then raiding the free coffee and biscuits chins will crank the heating up to get her moneys worth , then the morning will be a large all you can eat buffet (stuffs loads in her handbag ) for drive home, then go home and cook a large lunch then the bean will cook them a roast and job done oh and I can’t forget the copious amount of snacks and tea for Netflix under cheap throws Oops and I forgot the protein pots and nuggets for drive to hotel
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